Re: Rules of Conduct

1

And don't forget, there are another five rules of drunkenness to be observed if you happen to be partying on the campus of your school's biggest rival.

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2

The key thing is to not combine the two.

I've not always followed that rule. :-(

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3

I don't need to be drunk to know the truth of 1,2,3,4. Of course it's only me they apply to, not you!

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