Just wondering, truly, honestly, actually, kinda, well, sortof, well, maybe not entirely, but trying to maintain that story, and I'm sticking to it: how badly would she pass for Iranian, do you think?
You said it, Missy. I agree. I also picked her for this because she has a sort of indeterminate ethnicity that seems perfect for playing Helen of Troy.
Yes, well, that panel of experts put mystic scarecrow Madonna at 19 and plain-jane Princess Diana at 12, so I think their expertise is very much in question.
I don't know...she just doesn't look very greek.
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 05-13-04 11:47 PM
Michael, don't fuck with me.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 05-13-04 11:54 PM
Big Brother!!
you scare me.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 9:57 AM
I suppose I'm showing my age, but she seems to be a cross between Sophia Loren and Audrey Hepburn. That is a GOOD thing.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 1:27 PM
Christie Turlington has launched all my ships.
Posted by Lance Boyle | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 2:08 PM
Turlington is 500 milihelens, tops.
Posted by baa | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 5:10 PM
I knew you'd break the rules, baa. You're the rule-breakingest conservative ever.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 5:14 PM
Just wondering, truly, honestly, actually, kinda, well, sortof, well, maybe not entirely, but trying to maintain that story, and I'm sticking to it: how badly would she pass for Iranian, do you think?
I'm actually curious.
Posted by Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 5:55 PM
I've always found Christy Turlington to be one of the most gorgeous women ever.
Posted by Missy | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 6:53 PM
You said it, Missy. I agree. I also picked her for this because she has a sort of indeterminate ethnicity that seems perfect for playing Helen of Troy.
Gary, she wouldn't.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 7:54 PM
The lovely Ms. Turlington only rates #77???
I'm guessing we won't be seeing that "panel of experts" posting on Unfogged anymore. Banned For Life is too good for them.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06- 4-04 9:29 AM
Banished to hell, even. I grow weary of fighting.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 4-04 9:48 AM
Yes, well, that panel of experts put mystic scarecrow Madonna at 19 and plain-jane Princess Diana at 12, so I think their expertise is very much in question.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 4-04 11:02 AM