I thought you two were in Milan for fall fashion week. No?
No, that's just the latest discarded cover story. They're trying to score some of that ass-kickin' Italian yellowcake uranium. I have the documents to prove it.
Well, originally I was going to say something like "it's not so much a personality trait as it is the transcendental condition of my interacting with others" or "wenn ein Löwe sprechen könnte, würde er eine echte Schlampfe sein", but decided that they would seem silly and pretentions. That was before I knew ogged was going to frame this as a Maroon-off, in which pretention, at least, is an advantage.
And I lived south of the Midway for three years, dorkenheimer. (BURRRNNNN!)
(I'm responding so late because I don't yet have internet access at home.)
Certainly, without unf's contributions, there would be little to read on this site.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 12:48 PM
I see frequent flier bonuses in your futures.
On the upside, I can report that Italy is everything it's cracked up to be. Enjoy that one, guys.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 12:56 PM
Oooh! Pictures.
I thought you two were in Milan for fall fashion week. No?
Posted by girl27 | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 1:38 PM
Unf is still teaching me the proper model's walk. If I master it, expect photos of us on the runway.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 1:40 PM
I thought you two were in Milan for fall fashion week. No?
No, that's just the latest discarded cover story. They're trying to score some of that ass-kickin' Italian yellowcake uranium. I have the documents to prove it.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 2:10 PM
Here's a question for you to read, Ben. Why must you be such a little bitch?
Posted by unf | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 3:50 PM
I can't explain it myself, unf.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 3:54 PM
Maroon fight!
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 3:55 PM
That's pretty weak, Ben. Which is what I would expect from someone north of the Midway.
Posted by unf | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 10:38 PM
Hey Ogged,
It's about time someone invited you to their wedding.
Posted by D | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 10:52 PM
Leave it to an old friend to rub salt in the wounds.
Italy suddenly seems so far away...
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 11:49 PM
Well, originally I was going to say something like "it's not so much a personality trait as it is the transcendental condition of my interacting with others" or "wenn ein Löwe sprechen könnte, würde er eine echte Schlampfe sein", but decided that they would seem silly and pretentions. That was before I knew ogged was going to frame this as a Maroon-off, in which pretention, at least, is an advantage.
And I lived south of the Midway for three years, dorkenheimer. (BURRRNNNN!)
(I'm responding so late because I don't yet have internet access at home.)
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 1-04 2:14 PM
Dorkenheimer? What are you, anti-semitic?
Actually, its really only cool if you studied south of the Midway, and not if you lived there. I ate dinner at BJ and two words say it all.
Freak. Show.
Posted by unf | Link to this comment | 07- 1-04 7:45 PM
Yeah, Ashcroft's the k3wlest.
When did you attend, unf? I ask only because in my tenure BJ had the same reputation, and I'm curious as to how far back it goes.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 2-04 3:58 PM
97-98. My 1st year at the Law School.
Posted by unf | Link to this comment | 07- 4-04 3:40 PM
Does it count if I consistently went to the movies south of the Midway?
And BJ was a freakshow back in 1990-1992.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 05-12-05 2:20 PM