Re: Culture Clash

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Never mind the sex, her favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade! Oh the humanity!!

And I don't mind Anglea Lansbury, but that's her favorite actress?? WTF??? Plus she doesn't look like Minnie Driver, she looks like Deanna Troi.

I love the "favorite kabob restaurant" question though, and the "attitude toward Bill Clinton" one.

Still and all, Ogged, I wish you a lifetime of happiness together.

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Mitch, blithely sending me to my personal hell...

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I did it because I could.

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The site's now down til 4am tomorrow. I'm going to have to set my alarm.

Can't wait to meet her, Ogged. Will you be bringing her by the site?

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Do I hear "threesome?"

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hahaha!

....

Well, Mitch?

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Dude, if you go on a date with her, and blog it in real time, that would bring instapundit-like numbers, I can feel it. Blogging your subsequent life together, not so much. But the date would be hilarious.

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Also, her family would have to kill my family for generations.

ATTITUDES:


Getting blogged: This sounds dirty, and therefore I do not like it.


If I were more dull, I would be a circle.


Please be average.

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Up side: world peace, loves cooking

down side: Angela Lansbury?!

As R Kelly remarked, it's like murder, she wrote once I get you out them clothes. After marriage, of course.

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Do I hear "threesome?"

Well, Mitch?

I don't hear anything.

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The rest is entertaining (obligatory dumb, boorish comment: I'd hit that), but Mitch is right - Kinkade is the dealbreaker, in the biggest way possible. It's like saying her favorite wine is Bartles & Jaymes Fuzzy Navel Cooler.

I'm not clear on what "I would tone down a bit" means. Does she mean slimming and firming or that she's currently a little too out there and wacky for her own comfort?

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I was puzzled by "tone down" too. But, frankly, I'm most disturbed by the fact that you spelled "Jaymes" correctly.

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I was in junior high school once.

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The box of wine is on me, apostropher.

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What are you wearing?

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The painter of light.

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Didn't Kinkade do all the map artwork for Heroes of Might and Magic?

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