For immoral white trash, she's really not bad, except that her left breast hangs noticeably lower than her right, but one tends to overlook these things at fourteen. Starting around seventeen, you kick 'em out of bed for shit like that.
At 14, I'd have paid cold hard cash or even given up a couple of toes to have endured that sort of suffering. If you want lots and lots of pictures of the teacher (including high school yearbook pages, wedding shots, and auto parts calendar poses, go here.
Yeah, I'll bet he's having a fun time at work these days. From the police report:
"At this point in the interview I asked [deleted] if he thought these type activities were unusual, she was a teacher and much older than he was. [deleted] stated Debra Lafave told him she was having sexual inadequacy problems with her husband..."
Bad enough to have your wife cheat on you and make the national news in doing so. Rather worse to have the news include that she's turning to 14-year-old boys because you aren't getting the job done. Brutal may be understating the case significantly.
The Smoking Gun has the original complaint, in which we learn that she first went to Radio Shack to buy an "eye-pod."
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 10:45 AM
Damn. I was sort of hoping she was unattractive.
Posted by fl | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 11:13 AM
For immoral white trash, she's really not bad, except that her left breast hangs noticeably lower than her right, but one tends to overlook these things at fourteen. Starting around seventeen, you kick 'em out of bed for shit like that.
Why did you want her to be unattractive?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 11:20 AM
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Posted by [redacted] | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 12:37 PM
he suffered serious harm
At 14, I'd have paid cold hard cash or even given up a couple of toes to have endured that sort of suffering. If you want lots and lots of pictures of the teacher (including high school yearbook pages, wedding shots, and auto parts calendar poses, go here.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 12:59 PM
Pictures of hubby, too. Brutal. Remember the other, more twisted, case?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 2:05 PM
Pictures of hubby, too. Brutal.
Yeah, I'll bet he's having a fun time at work these days. From the police report:
"At this point in the interview I asked [deleted] if he thought these type activities were unusual, she was a teacher and much older than he was. [deleted] stated Debra Lafave told him she was having sexual inadequacy problems with her husband..."
Bad enough to have your wife cheat on you and make the national news in doing so. Rather worse to have the news include that she's turning to 14-year-old boys because you aren't getting the job done. Brutal may be understating the case significantly.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-30-04 2:27 PM
would this even be news if the genders were reversed?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07- 4-04 10:30 AM
Under the spreading chestnut tree,
Dig my loo and let me be.
Glad did I poo and gladly pee,
and I wiped my ass with a will.
To think I had nearly forgotten about that. Thanks, Fontana!
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 5-04 10:04 AM