Re: No wonder Springsteen likes him

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What those liner notes, and every fact known or yet to be known about John Kerry, reveal is the fact that John Kerry is simply out of touch with the mainstream of America. I'll bet that when he got the issue of the New York Times that had the front-page story about that NASCAR guy dying, he pissed on it.

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They also reveal that Kerry lends tremendous force to other guys with his pulsating rhythm.

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Or he did before the prostate surgery, anyhow...

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Why is the bassist always the wooden, expressionless one? Think of Bill Wyman (Stones), John Entwistle (Who),

John Paul Jones (Led Zep); ok, McCartney doesn't fit the pattern, but still...

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That's all explained here.

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[redacted]

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Anyone told Wonkette?

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