We're going to Pennsylvania instead of Ohio because of Hoeffel. It's partly for the good of America, but mostly we're afraid that Mrs. Atrios will divorce Atrios unless Hoeffel wins.
Last month, Bill Frist appeared to me in a dream and told me to deliver Ohio. I woke up in a cold sweat thinking it was November 3rd and I'd forgotten to do it.
We're going to Pennsylvania instead of Ohio because of Hoeffel. It's partly for the good of America, but mostly we're afraid that Mrs. Atrios will divorce Atrios unless Hoeffel wins.
Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein | Link to this comment | 10-26-04 9:42 AM
None of that was in my dream, which makes me think you're making it all up.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 10-26-04 10:50 AM
Last month, Bill Frist appeared to me in a dream and told me to deliver Ohio. I woke up in a cold sweat thinking it was November 3rd and I'd forgotten to do it.
Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein | Link to this comment | 10-26-04 2:27 PM
Bill Frist appeared to me in a dream
That's really disturbing. Even if you're making it up, it's disturbing.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 10-26-04 2:30 PM
Nope. 100% for real; 100% disturbing.
I was joking about Mrs. Atrios, though. Atrios is always saying "I'm matching donations for Hoeffel. Don't tell Mrs. Atrios."
Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein | Link to this comment | 10-26-04 2:47 PM