Re: I, On the Other Hand, Let My Massive Schlong Do All The Talking

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Yes, but it keeps talking about masturbation and feelings. Gotta stop that.

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You don't know that! You Do Not know that!

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My massive schlong has such a thick southern drawl that I can't understand a damn word that comes out if its, uh, mouth.

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The Whimpster!

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Dude, you know Ogged totally has an emo schlong.

I love this blog.

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Sorry it took me so long to comment on this, but I masturbated a lot as a kid.

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I bet ogged's wang is wearing an ill-fitting sweater.

IYKWIM.

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That article hurt my feelings, ogged, and I think it was very insensitive of you to post it. You don't know what it does to me emotionally. It really affects me, and I find it really upsetting.

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But he’s vulnerable, emotional, subject to mood swings and fits of self-searching.

this really isn't confined to "emo"....

How, these women are asking, can you dream about snagging a rock star type when even the actual rock stars are behaving this way?

reality is terrible! let's go back to playland.

"All of this falls under the broad category of the collateral damage of feminism,"

remember the good old days when we beat our women before letting them get away with lip like this? why can't we go back to those?

He knows it’s time to grow up, but he worries that he is somehow not equipped to ever become a full-fledged adult man.

Really not confined to emo...

I can't even continue reading right now. The article makes a couple decent if bleedingly obvious points, but mostly it's just pinning everything the author doesn't like about the human experience on this one trend in order to villify the very notion that men do indeed have feelings. Certainly one can be annoying by anyone talking about their feelings too much, but it's transparent that the author regrets the fact that all men do not come accross as either silent, stern father figures, who would take care of her, or as mysterious sex idols, whom she could fantasize about while banging her non-complaining money-makin boyfriend.

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I feel the need to undermine the article in some way.

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I feel the need to undermine the article in some way.

Invite a woman over to hear the new Dashboard Confessional CD, then tell her your dick is frighteningly large and punch her in the mouth.

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That's not quite what I meant, apostropher, but I'll take it into consideration.

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Thanks, Labs. Are you really going to pass on your one and only chance to do a topical Pantera post?

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[redacted]

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Goddamnit, you just don't understand what it's like!

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You know it's funny, as soon as I heard about the Pantera incident on the radio I thought, "I can't wait to see what Fontana Labs will post."

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My massive schlong has such a thick southern drawl . . .

I think "thick southern drawl" is the best euphemism for semen I've heard in a good long while.

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You know it's funny, as soon as I heard about the Pantera incident on the radio I thought, "I can't wait to see what Fontana Labs will post."

I had the same reaction: "Dead Pantera! New post?" Kinda disturbing, isn't it?

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Kinda disturbing, isn't it?

What, you were a Pantera fan too???

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I don't think I've ever heard a Pantera song.

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Then how come you're such a big fan???

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Dunno; let me call the ex.

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Hadn't heard anything about this Pantera incident, so I looked on Google news.

This article was pretty amazing:

"He'd been kind of weird before that so we thought it was another 'Crazy Nate' thing," Johnson said. "That was our nickname for him, 'Crazy Nate.'"

Shades of the old Eddie Murphy "Death of Buckwheat" sketch on Saturday Night Live...

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