It's about people who are 16, rather than below, but if he really wants to hear about sexual activity among high school students he should just read New York Magazine.
Also, I can't read "womb babies" without laughing, or at least smirking.
Yay! Now no sexually active child in Kansas will dare speak to a medical professional or a therapist! As soon as they get pregnant we can just lock 'em up! Sex the way God intended: shameful and dangerous and criminal!
I've never referred to myself as "The Apostropher" or "the apostropher," only as "apostropher." You all can add a definite article at the beginning if it makes you feel better. I'm not picky about it.
This is so ass backwards, I don't even know where to begin.
Pretty much. It's under the rubric of 'preventing sexual abuse', of course, but all it's going to guarantee is that the only source of information kids have about sex is other kids, which tends to be of the 'how do you know if he used a condom?' variety.
Advice for teens about sexuality, contraception, drugs, smoking, and related topics. Project of the "Network for Family Life Education," Rutgers University.
it's like the catholic church, only more intrusive! Sex is dirty and bad! Bad bad bad! Naughty Z00t!
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:17 AM
Started reading, couldn't help but think: pleasedon'tlettherebeanimagelink
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:17 AM
smasher, well done.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:17 AM
It's about people who are 16, rather than below, but if he really wants to hear about sexual activity among high school students he should just read New York Magazine.
Also, I can't read "womb babies" without laughing, or at least smirking.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:20 AM
Oops.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:22 AM
I'll give you 3 to 1 odds that Phill Kline is indicted for child molestation within five years.
Phill Kline? But i just met him!
Posted by SP | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:41 AM
I'm guessing child pr0n.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 8:53 AM
Wouldn't the very reports he's requesting be child pron?
Posted by SP | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 9:11 AM
Child text pron. I wonder if that's different.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 9:13 AM
Reading about this makes me wish I was 15 so I could go to Kansas and have protest sex.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 9:19 AM
Unprotested sex is dangerous, y'know.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 9:28 AM
"Safe sex" is the self-delusion of shallow souls.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 9:33 AM
Child text pron. I wonder if that's different.
Unprotested sex is dangerous, y'know.
Not as dangerous as unprotested text.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 9:38 AM
6: I'm so not taking those odds.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 10:23 AM
Yay! Now no sexually active child in Kansas will dare speak to a medical professional or a therapist! As soon as they get pregnant we can just lock 'em up! Sex the way God intended: shameful and dangerous and criminal!
Posted by Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:04 AM
OT: shouldn't you be posting as "The Apostropher"? or are there other ones out there?
Posted by mike d | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:06 AM
mike d -- 'Postropher is a proper noun, not a title. 'Postropher is the 'Ero.
Posted by Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:08 AM
au contraire mon frère.
Posted by mike d | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:14 AM
mike d, the very post title you link to contradicts your assertion.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:16 AM
Yes, but the post body supports it.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:17 AM
What is to be done?
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:20 AM
shouldn't you be posting as "The Apostropher"
I've never referred to myself as "The Apostropher" or "the apostropher," only as "apostropher." You all can add a definite article at the beginning if it makes you feel better. I'm not picky about it.
But ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:21 AM
But ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson.
But what if we wants to call yer Johnson? Does 'ee have 'is own number?
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 11:33 AM
Obviously Apostropher's Johnson is "The" apostropher.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 12:42 PM
When will we finally give fetuses the vote, in the district in which they reside?
Posted by Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 12:43 PM
Obviously Apostropher's Johnson is
...the apostrophallus.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 12:49 PM
But I realize that's a mouthful, so Spanky will suffice.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 12:50 PM
that's a mouthful
That's what she said.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 12:57 PM
This is so ass backwards, I don't even know where to begin.
Pretty much. It's under the rubric of 'preventing sexual abuse', of course, but all it's going to guarantee is that the only source of information kids have about sex is other kids, which tends to be of the 'how do you know if he used a condom?' variety.
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:05 PM
Well, there's always teh internets.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:10 PM
Totally - they can just google "sex" and see what they come up with.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:12 PM
Yeah, cause I'm sure they're learning in school that Planned Parenthood is a reliable source of information.
Grr. I wish kids were smart enough to use teh internets, but I ain't holding my breath.
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:18 PM
they can just google "sex"
Oddly enough, the first google hit for 'sex' is:
Sex, Etc. - A Website by Teens for Teens
Advice for teens about sexuality, contraception, drugs, smoking, and related topics. Project of the "Network for Family Life Education," Rutgers University.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:26 PM
Well there was that whole thing last month, with Kurt Eichenwald and Justin Berry...
Posted by Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:28 PM
Wow, pwned, but for a good cause.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 01-31-06 1:28 PM
Instead of "womb-babies", how about "wombies"? (Rhymes with "roomies", not "zombies".)
Posted by Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 02- 1-06 10:18 PM