You know, as it happens, I just had eggs and bacon for dinner. I'm feeling guilty and wasteful because I fried up half a package of bacon rather than saving part of it for another meal, too.
On the other hand, my belly is full of bacon. Which is good.
This is a purely academic V62.3 problem.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 11:09 AM
I'm more 302.9, myself.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 11:14 AM
Couldn't you just say "302.*" to give yourself more flexibility?
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 11:24 AM
Lack of flexibility really isn't the problem, John.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 11:42 AM
I can totally confirm this.
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 12:06 PM
Holy fuck, that is brilliant. And his explanation of the real reason why teaching sucks--it ain't the kids, its the unimaginative adults--is perfect.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 12:13 PM
I'll always think of you as a 302.*, regardless of your anal attempt to claim 302.9.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 12:23 PM
I'm sure many of our readers were crushed to read the post's title only to find out it was written by Apostropher and not Tia.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 2:28 PM
Btw, Apos, here's another Cheney w/ gun thing. Not quite as great as Folsom prison, but still pretty good.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 2:40 PM
8: Pizza's coming!
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 3:18 PM
Fuck Tia. I want to see some bare Becks. And when's the alameida and LizardBreath Vanity Fair cover, hmm?
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 4:42 PM
I'll note that I'm the only one here with balls enough to actually post pictures of my tits in the comments.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 4:50 PM
Bare Becks.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 5:20 PM
Apostropher, all that means is that you're an attention whore.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 5:25 PM
An attention whore with balls, B.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 5:32 PM
Aww, Tia. The pathetic thing is that I'm feeling so nostalgic for Mardi Gras lately that if you brought me some beads I'd probably show you.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 5:41 PM
Yes. And I admire your balls, Apostropher.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 5:47 PM
Smooth as eggs, baby, smooth as eggs.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 5:58 PM
You know, as it happens, I just had eggs and bacon for dinner. I'm feeling guilty and wasteful because I fried up half a package of bacon rather than saving part of it for another meal, too.
On the other hand, my belly is full of bacon. Which is good.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-18-06 6:04 PM