Re: Look away!

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Dude, not cool. I'm blaming my sexy creepy dreams on you.

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"Look away!" s/b "Welcome, Washington Monthly readers!"

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Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.

His feet look so dainty.

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Now if only there was a parfum de Hasselhoof, featuring high notes of wet dog and spray-on deodorant, with a catchy marketing song by Bryan Adams, the world would be all set.

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Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.

Oh, God, you're right! I thought it was some kind of patterned fabric.

Puppyfucker.

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Tell me have you ever,

really really really ever

smelled my Balzac?

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ALthough to be fair, Der Hasselhoff could probably sing the jingle himself.

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Those have got to be some heavily sedated puppies.

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Nah -- Hasselhof is huge in the canine world.

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It was the fragrance of '69!

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Hasselhof is huge in the canine

That's just speculation.

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A friend of mine knew a guy in Molalla, OR who had trained his dog to give him oral sex.

Yeah, I'm well-connected in the world of bestiality.

Pinworms are a small but real risk in such cases.

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What the hell is this, creepy-German-fetish day at Unfogged?

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Isn't it always, these days? I'm starting to miss Ogged's prudery.

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That's just speculation.

That's totally a stuffed animal.

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The image made me laugh, and Chopper's #6 made me guffaw. Thanks, y'all. I really needed it.

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The one in the front looks like a puppy, but the one on his body looks more like a miniature Cthulhu.

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shar pei dogs!

those poor puppies.

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The other day I was at the Asian supermarket downthe street from my house. They sell everything there. Today I noticed that they even have boneless duck feet. So Isaw something that I thought might be liver and looked down in the case to see what it was. They were cock testicles, baby. Of course, I immediately thought of unfogged. Nobody in real life seemed to appreciate this as much as I know that you all will.

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Cocks have testicles?

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boneless duck feet

This is just wrong. Ducks' feet taste much better when they're fully foot-shaped.

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Yes, and testicles have cocks. There's an infinite regression there.

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I have to confess that as sophisticated as I've tried to make my palate, ducks' feet just make me retch.

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The ducks feet look a;most likesupr gelatinous tripe--npt too scary. What maes me retch are the chickens feet, because you can see the nails; they look like real feet.

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Yeah, super-gelatinous tripe sounds appetizing.

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ducks' feet just make me retch

You sure it isn't just the Retchup?

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