Re: May record sales be upon him

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Goat 'herder' eh. Is that what they're calling it these days.

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That deserves recording in fuller:

a former goat herder turned male stripper turned pop sensation, and credits Allah with his success

Heh. Indeed.

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Holy crap, that's just awful.

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Are you kidding? It's SO HAPPY!

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*snif* He's all grown-up now.

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and so...family friendly!

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Yeah...what's up with the kids dancing? That's a bit confusing.

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Aww, don't be such a sourpuss, B. It's Chico time!

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Ok, now I can't stop watching that video. I think I might have a problem. It still is gloriously awful, but I can't take my eyes away. Damn you, Labs.

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I thought ogged was Mexican?

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"Chico" is a Mexican name.

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12

Am I the only one who thinks that song sounds a bit like "Great Big Stuff" from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

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(the Broadway musical, not the movie)

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Becks, the only thing more gay than "It's Chico Time" is asking if "It's Chico Time" is based on a show tune.

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So that's a yes?

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The video is redeemed by having cheerleaders in it.

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17

That resembles, but ultimately lacks the complexity of, "Can't touch this".

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Listen, all you haters. Ogged is just doing the Chico thing to pay the bills so he can produce the music that he really loves. Click 'Music', then 'Afternoon Spoon'. You can see why the TiVo blinked for so long.

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Apostropher, there is a non-negligible chance that I will drive to your house and attempt to kick your ass for supplying that link.

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attempt to kick your ass

That song so emasculated Labs that all he can promise is that he will drive to your house and flail in your general direction.

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