The first phrase of your text, though, has a Woody Guthrie flavor I like. All over this land.
Would you expect — I know this isn't real but it reflects a conception of someone else's sexuality — it to be worn so that the wearer or some hypothetical audience saw it rightside up?
Every so often, people talk about reviving codpiece-wearing. D.H. Lawrence was in favor of this, and I remember Elderige Cleaver built one into a line of pants he wanted to sell from exile in Algeria in the early seventies.
Should this ever be attempted, representational designs of a "little fireman" quality would be a natural, I think. Sort of like the way birdhouses in my youth often looked like miniatures of the house.
No we don't. Armsmasher, you really need to overcome that need to rationalize your attendance at drag shows. Hold your head up and say, "I like drag kings!" and make no explanation, damnit.
Real men don't whine about pain AT ALL, you pussy.
Like Denis Leary's dad:
My dad once cut off his thumb with a power saw, duct-taped it back on, and drove himself to the hospital smoking a Camel un-filtered on the way. My dad's theory was simple: no pain-no fucking pain.
SFW or N?
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 3:07 PM
SFW, I think. I didn't see any explicit photos on the front page.
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 3:11 PM
I'm finding the title of this post hard to say.
The first phrase of your text, though, has a Woody Guthrie flavor I like. All over this land.
Would you expect — I know this isn't real but it reflects a conception of someone else's sexuality — it to be worn so that the wearer or some hypothetical audience saw it rightside up?
Posted by I don't pay | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 3:30 PM
A bunch of us chipped in and bought a satin elephant "costume" for a departing co-worker some years back.
Posted by CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 4:34 PM
Hello, PAPERCUTS.
Posted by stroll | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 5:03 PM
I find the "abs" costume disturbing.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 5:06 PM
Every so often, people talk about reviving codpiece-wearing. D.H. Lawrence was in favor of this, and I remember Elderige Cleaver built one into a line of pants he wanted to sell from exile in Algeria in the early seventies.
Should this ever be attempted, representational designs of a "little fireman" quality would be a natural, I think. Sort of like the way birdhouses in my youth often looked like miniatures of the house.
Posted by I don't pay | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 5:07 PM
If I had a penis
I'd penis in the morning
I'd penis in the evening
All over this land
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 5:17 PM
For professional reasons I'll be attending a drag king show/conference on Friday, and I'm definitely bringing "cockstume" up in conversation.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 6:02 PM
Sure, "professional reasons." We believe you.
Posted by teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 6:10 PM
No we don't. Armsmasher, you really need to overcome that need to rationalize your attendance at drag shows. Hold your head up and say, "I like drag kings!" and make no explanation, damnit.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 6:17 PM
Now I understand why everyone always says "Apostropher is the Hero!"
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 6:58 PM
Hello, PAPERCUTS.
Posted by stroll | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 7:22 PM
Yes yes, what is it already?
Posted by PAPERCUTS | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 7:29 PM
Oh, come on Stroll. Butch it up a li'l. Real men don't whine about papercuts on their cocks.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 7:40 PM
The real question is why does The Cowboy need guns?
(alternate-low-sperm-count-version: Are The Cowboy's bullets blanks?)
Posted by mike d | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 7:43 PM
15: What are the circumstances under which you know this to be true?
(Or, alternately, I have a feeling I'm not a real man.)
Posted by mrh | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 8:53 PM
Real men don't whine about pain AT ALL, you pussy.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 9:13 PM
In related news, Wikipedia needs your help.
Note I'm not meatpuppeteering here since I'm not saying how to vote.
(PSBNRFW)
Posted by trialsanderrors | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 11:03 PM
lol @ 14.
I don't know why that posted twice, and so far apart in time.
Posted by stroll | Link to this comment | 05-16-06 11:43 PM
Real men don't whine about pain AT ALL, you pussy.
Like Denis Leary's dad:
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 05-17-06 10:01 AM
Just before doing all that, he said, "Watch this."
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05-17-06 10:10 AM