One night, when my aunt was trying to get pregnant, my uncle said he was too tired to have sex and just wanted to sit on the couch and watch Law and Order. She took off her shirt and said "Fine. This one's Law and this one's Order. Now get to work."
That's been her names for them ever since.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:54 AM
Becks, your family is delightfully obscene.
Posted by rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:06 AM
She took off her shirt and said "Fine. This one's Law and this one's Order. Now get to work."
Gawd. Marriage really can be hell, can't it?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:13 AM
I'm completely traumatized now. You can find me sitting in a corner, whimpering.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:50 AM
She can expect to hear from Chuck Norris presently.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 10:10 AM
As with many Britishisms, "pudding trolley" sounds at the same time both much classier and much cheaper than "dessert cart".
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 2:23 PM
Pudding trolley?!!?
Hooray!!!
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 2:25 PM
I got something funny on my blog for once.
Posted by David Weman | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 6:46 PM
Try putting soda water on it.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 6:52 PM
On the pudding trolley?
Posted by David Weman | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:26 PM
On apostropher's pudding trolley.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:30 PM
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:32 PM
11 s/n/b.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:34 PM
Boys, get a room.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:12 PM
Okay. How do you want us to get the key to you?
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:16 PM
Just leave it at the desk.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:29 PM
I dunno. Simon & Garfunkel split up for like 25 years and even today are seldom seen together. Sounds painful.
Posted by Doug | Link to this comment | 05-17-06 4:28 AM
One night, when my aunt was trying to get pregnant, my uncle said he was too tired to have sex and just wanted to sit on the couch and watch Law and Order. She took off her shirt and said "Fine. This one's Law and this one's Order. Now get to work."
That's been her names for them ever since.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:54 AM
Becks, your family is delightfully obscene.
Posted by rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:06 AM
She took off her shirt and said "Fine. This one's Law and this one's Order. Now get to work."
Gawd. Marriage really can be hell, can't it?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:13 AM
I'm completely traumatized now. You can find me sitting in a corner, whimpering.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:50 AM
She can expect to hear from Chuck Norris presently.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 10:10 AM
As with many Britishisms, "pudding trolley" sounds at the same time both much classier and much cheaper than "dessert cart".
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 2:23 PM
Pudding trolley?!!?
Hooray!!!
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 2:25 PM
I got something funny on my blog for once.
Posted by David Weman | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 6:46 PM
Try putting soda water on it.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 6:52 PM
On the pudding trolley?
Posted by David Weman | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:26 PM
On apostropher's pudding trolley.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:30 PM
On apostropher's pudding trolley.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:32 PM
11 s/n/b.
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 7:34 PM
Boys, get a room.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:12 PM
Boys, get a room.
Okay. How do you want us to get the key to you?
Posted by M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:16 PM
Just leave it at the desk.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-15-06 8:29 PM
I dunno. Simon & Garfunkel split up for like 25 years and even today are seldom seen together. Sounds painful.
Posted by Doug | Link to this comment | 05-17-06 4:28 AM