Re: Not sure what to make of this

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"We know from Miss U. gossip sites"

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I beseech thee, God! As you split the Red Sea, combine this thread and the one immediately below it!

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Crap, I tried, but I still see two.

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Woo-hoo! Matt Weiner bites the dust!

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Take that, bastards.

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"I'm ready to switch teams for Puerto Rico," says the gay host, an odd concept in itself.

I can't tell what he thinks is odd here--the gay host, switching teams, or Puerto Rico.

I am a little chagrined that Hindrocket didn't describe Miss PR's "action" in greater detail.

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I feel this is the proper moment to introduce Mr. Gay Vatican City.

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Indeed. A gay host of a beauty pageant? Unheard of!

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Miss PR has kind of a weird smile. Do they all smile that way? Or is it just her?

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"Do they all smile that way?" That's pretty insensitive to Puerto Ricans, B.

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Nah, I wasn't being racist. I was being misogynist.

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So you say.

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I confess I only wanted to use the words "chagrined," "Hindrocket," and "action" in a sentence.

Did anyone see last week's episode of Project Runway where Miss America complained that one of gowns submitted for her approval didn't provide enough room for her "action"? Best use of the word "action" ever. I'm chagrined that Hindrocket didn't mention that. Oh! If only Hindrocket would commit himself to some hardcore Project Runway blogging, I might actually read Powerline.

It's too early to be commenting Becks-style, but here I am.

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Gosh that John Hinderaker chap comes across as a really manly man who likes girls and isn't gay. Spending his evenings watching Miss Universe! He can't get enough of them, girls that is! I certainly don't get the impression that he would have the slightest interest in hanging round men's lavatories sucking hairy cocks. I bet he'd rather have a pint, play a game of rugger and drive his Ford Mondeo home to watch Miss World. And look at the girls, which is what he likes.

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I am inexpressibly pained that Ayn Rand, Goddess of Desire, should be used as a weapon!

She is a Glowy Masculine Intellect and should be respected for her mind and ability to look good in a swimsuit!

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