I don't get it. What's wrong with those?
How could she go down on him without touching?
Touching is commutative.
Not in every sense: insofar as we describe a state of affairs--"are they touching?"--yes, but insofar as we describe an action--"did he touch you there?"--no.
I think you mean symmetric.
That is, "touching" is a binary relation, not a binary function.
Commutative works: a x b = b x a :: if a is touching b, b is touching a.
To be super-pedantic:
Let U be the universe discourse. A commutative operation on U is a function f : A x A -> A such that for any x and y in A, f(x,y) = f(y,x).
Here, U is the set of people P. So for touches(x,y) to be commutative, at the very least we must have touches : P x P -> P, which would require that when two people touch, they yield a third person. This is not always the case.
Crap, crap, crap. U = A, and let us never speak of this again.
I apologize for my inexactitude.
But the phrase
"So, ummmmmm, wanna touch it?"
does not mean the same thing as
"So, ummmmm, can I touch you with my johnson?"
The difference lies in the act of touching, touchor vs. touchee.
You should probably stick to the simple math, SB.
If this were one of those blogs which lists things said about it somewhere, (example, example) I'd think 18 would have to be added to said list.
If this were one of those blogs which lists things said about it somewhere
Say, wasn't this guy doing that before anybody?
"Say, wasn't this guy doing that before anybody?"
Much as I enjoy taking credit for that which I am deserving of, I don't think so. Although I don't recall any specific inspiration or source by now, more than three years later, I think I saw others do it first.
Geez, not that I meant to stop the discussion of touching. I wouldn't be touched to do that, unless, of course, it was in a good way.
I remember a piece of advice from Old Man Murray, an old videogaming site. When your girlfriend is upset at how much time you spend on video games, and asks, "Why do I always have to be the superintendant of this relationship?", the correct answer is NOT "Why do I always have to be the Super Nintentendant of this relationship?"
He made a little graph of how funny he found that vs. how funny his girlfriend found it. The differences were striking.