That's some bulge he's got swinging, though.
Glad to see you wising up, my man. Now will you admit Bird was better than Jordan?
That's an excitable navigation menu he's got there.
I can't stop putting my mouse on his menu.
You know the funniest thing about that link? First they say that "less than one percent" of our budget goes to foreign aid, then follow that with: "most Americans think the United States spends about 24 percent of its annual budget on foreign aid—more than 24 times the actual figure."
Thank God somebody went ahead and did the math for us.
Now will you admit Bird was better than Jordan?
I'll admit that Bird was stronger than Jordan, by which I mean that he was a better offensive rebounder.
I'll admit that Bird was stronger than Jordan
...but I refer here to odor, not raw musculature.
I was mildly obsessed with him and Alan Webb when I ran track in high school. El Guerrouj made me look fat, and I weighed 150 at 6' (pre weight-lifting).
And what do you expect, in a country where over half of the people can't place India on a map.
I'll admit that Bird was stronger than Jordan
Not clear this is true; one of the points occasionally made about Jordan is that he was freakishly strong for his size. See Knight's comments in Halberstam.
I'm well aware of that, Timbot. Also, it was a joke, which you would have gotten, if you were baa.
Bird has a funnier-looking mustache than pretty much anyone, if that's any measure.
and these guys
it's unclear if any of them are ballers, though
the bird with the moustache is the bizarro bird. As such, it needs hardly be said that he hated the non-moustachioed bird with a fierce burning fire of such sweet flavor -- the smell of a burning tire -- it led him to throw punches in the non-bizarro's name (so as to impugn his golden boy rep, of course, silly).
And so he broke the bird's back, and that bird sat on the court, and then in his bed, and ate wedding cakes, and got fat.
5: what's even funnier about that is that they didin't use their own figures correctly for appropriate dramatic effect. They said that the US' foreign aid spending was "about 0.1 percent." You don't usually say "more than 24 times" when what you mean is "240 times".
