Is the idea here that mothers are never sexy?
I feel you guys aren't understanding the problem here.
Are you looking for "kiddie cockblocked" ogged?
mama-psyche
Mamase mamasa mamakusa
Get out there and bang some single moms Ogged.
What the fuck song is 9 from? I know it's Michael Jackson but all I've got is that line spinning round my brain.
Google thinks it's from a Fugees lyric but I know better.
I've been that toddler, when my mom was a hot young flight attendant. The drummer from Kiss was hitting on her on a London flight, and 18 month old I came toddling up from coach where I was sitting with Dad and interrupted. The drummer was apparently chagrined.
Could have been worse. Dad could have interrupted. He's harmless and peaceable, but large enough to have been disconcerting.
13: "Wanna Be Starting Something," Michael Jackson. Apparently the actual words are Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa or something like that.
OT, but I just wanted to be the first one to say it: Andrew Sullivan is overdicked.
Sullivan makes up for it with a gigantic fifth column.
14 -- why were you and dad along on the flight? Did you have to accompany mom on every flight she worked?
22: Perhaps they had used the free travel perk to take a sightseeing trip to London?
LB, can we get some more famous people hitting on your mom on airplanes stories?
Sullivan, 43, and Tone, 31, have been domestic partners in D.C. for two years, and will marry in Provincetown, Mass., this August. The couple originally planned to wed last year until a "book crisis" postponed the event. "There's no way to pull off a book and a _______ at the same time," Sullivan told us.
Funnier would be stories of "that time we came home and found mom banging the drummer from Kiss".
23: Yeah that's probably it. Too bad cause I was building this neat story about how LB's family had lost their home and lived on airplanes, on which they were able to stow away thanks to mom's employment.
Sullivan? Marriage? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. A sharp divorce lawyer would try to wangle an invitation to the wedding, just to get a jump on the others.
23 is it, although the homelessness possibility would have been pretty cool.
And to 25 -- with a job that put her in a hotel on another continent two nights a week, every week, who'd need to bring the drummer from Kiss, or any band really, home? Not that Mom ever told storied.
Too bad cause I was building this neat story about how LB's family had lost their home and lived on airplanes, on which they were able to stow away thanks to mom's employment.
Surely a better story than that god awful The Terminal.
"that time we came home and found mom banging the drummer from Kiss"
"When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rollin, got my Kiss records out."
There's a joke to be made here, but I'm not apo.
Am I hopelessly uncool for not knowing what "overdicked" means?
31 -- I think it is a catty way of saying that his SO is handsomer than he.
31: I'm interpreting it as the gay guy's version of over-chicked, aka a partner who is much more attractive/high-achieving/high-status than you are.
I'm surprised it's not in Urban Dictionary yet.
The hot woman in a bikini with a kid? I think that's called "motherhood."
I'm annoyed that I couldn't remember Peter Criss' name. "LB, I hear you callin' but I can't come to First right now / I'm showin' the boys the exits / and they won't stop being loud ..."
Tone should ditch the pencil-thin mustache. It makes him look like a young, as-yet-sober, Faulkner.
Last time I was in a bikini at a hotel pool with PK, I embarrassed some young guys by laughing when I overheard them hoping that maybe I was his sister?
A couple of weeks ago my 27 y.o. niece's hott blond 23 y.o. cousin thought I was I was my niece's scuzzy boyfriend, B. I'm sure she was planning to steal me away.
my . . . niece's . . . cousin
Your daughter?
His sibling's spouse's sibling's daughter, w/d.
So fair game! Sweet! Somebody should be pickin' up a custom van right about now.
We have this concept in America called "kidding."
We have this concept in America called "kidding."
w/d and Beefo Meaty are on the same page.
What do you think those sailor's mock executions were all about?
(Mostly I wanted to say "sibling's spouse's sibling's.")
They weren't blind, but it was kinda dark. Still, I'll take what I can get.
Kinship navigation is hard for post-nuclear people. Brothers & sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son, and all that.
See here. See, 'cause you're talking about illicit relations, such as might involve uterine ingress, &c&c&c.
Everyone pause and not the delicious double meaning in "illicit relations". Would you believe that was unintentional? What can I say: when you're good, you don't even have to try.
Right. It occured to me you may have been employing humor, but wasn't quite able to put it together in time.
Everyone pause and note the delicious double meaning in "humor."
If you're ingressing someone's uterus, you're doing it wrong and should definitely stop.
55: It's such a nostalgia trip, though.
She was playing little baby games with you?
My baby all grows up! He's grows up and he's grows up and he's grows up!
What? I'm the asshole? I would never eat here.
Ogged, I forgot that I have to help my mom host a holiday today, but I definitely want in on the proper meetup. Have fun!