Re: The Plan

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Dick Cheney is a dick to Dick Clarke.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 03-25-04 6:32 PM
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Shorter Michael: Who's a bigger Dick, Clarke or Cheney?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-25-04 7:33 PM
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Dude, this is it:

Total Eclipse of the Clarke


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-25-04 7:35 PM
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turn around, big lies...


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-25-04 7:50 PM
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Republicans Make a Dick out of Clarke


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 03-25-04 9:31 PM
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Awesome. Invading a powder keg, and throwin' off sparks...

I have to say that referring to the guy as "Dick Clarke" is really a new low in political discourse. Body and Soul points out that the White House had the book for a couple of months-- and this is the best they can do?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-25-04 9:55 PM
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We can leave the next one as is: And we'll only be making it right/cause we'll never be wrong together

It does seem, from passages I've seen excerpted, that he goes by "Dick," but there's a definite emphasis and repetition about the "Dick Clarke" bit.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 12:20 AM
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Obviously, I'm running with the dick jokes motiff, (Rumsfeld: I'm not the Dick here) but I'm not understanding where y'all are going with those italicized phrases.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 1:12 AM
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Condelezza Rice: I've never liked Dick.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 1:13 AM
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I Saw Dick Clarke and Mrs. Crabapple In The Closet Making Babies And I Saw One Of The Babies And It Smiled At Me


Posted by: Ted Barlow | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 8:19 AM
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Michael, my good man, you need to get Tylerized here.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 8:41 AM
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Oddly, the lyrics keep fitting. I had to use bold instead of strike, because strikeout doesn't work in the damn comments.

And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong.

Together we can take it to the end of the line June.

Your love armed insurrection is like a shadow on me all of the time.

I Chalabi don't know what to do and I'm Bremer's always in the dark.

That sounds about right.

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.

I really need you Osama tonight, forever's re-election's gonna start tonight.

Huh.


Posted by: fl | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 8:55 AM
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I knew that was a great song!

I have to admit I like Michael's #9. And I see why Insty never links Ted anymore (I'm sure it has nothing to do with Glenn's running leap into the deep end of right-wingery; nothing at all.)


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 9:27 AM
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I have to admit I like Michael's #9.

I aim to please.

Michael, my good man, you need to get Tylerized

I don't know about that, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to add it to my four thousand mp3s.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 11:32 AM
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I can't quite get put my finger on it, but there's something lovely to be made involving "white on rice" and "condyloma."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 12:27 PM
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After (happily) needing to look up "condyloma," I can say: gross.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-26-04 1:01 PM
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