1

That should be "In our Considered Hopinion".

Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 7:28 AM

2

Hos all up on these OGs (originalist gangstas).

Posted by: Kriston | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 7:48 AM

3

Yo, I'm gonna show the ho my pro bono.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 8:04 AM

4

We find against the defendant, insofar as it is evident that he reached back and SLAPPed the ho.

Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 8:10 AM

5

Murda was the case that they gave me.

Posted by: Kriston | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 8:33 AM

6

I interned for a SDNY judge back in law school who was hearing a case to which MC Hammer was a party. It never made it into anything written, but the clerks spent months saying "The court finds defendant's motion PROPA!"

Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 2:38 PM

7

All too often while listening to the radio, the corruptulator in my brain makes me hear this:

Fannie Mae: Working with our partners to increase ho moanership opportunites for all Americans.

And then there's the meaty urologist with the weather. Stop, corruptulator, please stop.

Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 5-05 5:56 PM