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sueandnotuexceptperhapsbwo


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:09 PM
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That better be the only vote for w-lfs-n.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:11 PM
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Rebecca from sweat flavored gummi. Even if she already has a wife, which is okay because I do too.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:15 PM
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Huh. She's on our blogroll, but I think Unf's hover text says it all.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:16 PM
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mimi smartypants is my samesex blog crush. and dooce, of course.


Posted by: catherine | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:17 PM
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Unf's hover text

That's the attraction, yes.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:18 PM
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Oh, same-sex blogcrush? I call dibs on The Editors.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:19 PM
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The Editors have gout.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:20 PM
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:21 PM
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The Editors have gout.

Clearly, you and I have an entirely different set of fetishes.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:22 PM
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Lindsay Beyerstein, of course.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:24 PM
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Everybody loves the lesbian Elvis.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:25 PM
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For same-sex crush I'd have to go for my partner Kriston.


Posted by: susan | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:26 PM
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Everybody loves the lesbian Elvis

For those who haven't read the Hitchhiker's Guide series, her subdomain is probably also highly alluring.


Posted by: tom | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:31 PM
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What he means, Spirit of w-lfs-n, is that if you haven't read THG, you might not realize that her subdomain is appealing to fans of the book.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:32 PM
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For reasons that will have to stay private, I choose Ben w-lfs-n for my same-sex blog crush.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:36 PM
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Let the record note that this comment and the comment I am now typing came from different IPs.

Ogged, 16 really kind of makes me nervous, though I can't say why.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:40 PM
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That better be the only vote for w-lfs-n.

I choose Ben w-lfs-n for my same-sex blog crush.

Explain yourself, Captain Discrepancy.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:41 PM
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Um, ogged? You're sending mixed messages.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:42 PM
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Now I can.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:42 PM
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Something suddenly came up.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:42 PM
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Your penis?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:43 PM
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What happened, SB?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:46 PM
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What's sauce for the buttocks is sauce for your member, I suppose.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:52 PM
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However.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:55 PM
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Would it be too much to share your blogcrush with us, Bridgeplate?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:58 PM
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What changed between 17 and 20?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 3:59 PM
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Actually, now that I've given it some thought, I'd probably say Carrie McLaren, but that one may not count, since that's largely a holdover from the real crush I had when we DJed at the same station. Therefore, I second Mimi Smartypants and add Julia.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:04 PM
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Ogged, going with the alternate definition of "chickenhawk."

I can't believe no one's cleared the bramble already, but, obviously, LB.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:05 PM
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apostropher is going to name every blogger with ovaries, isn't he?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:07 PM
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b-dub, I said my reasons would have to stay private.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:08 PM
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17 and 20 were posted by Labs, not you, ogged. I was wondering what enabled him to articulate his feelings about 16 (though of course he did not so articulate), not about your reasons.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:10 PM
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Oops.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:10 PM
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Well and truly pwn'd, o.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:12 PM
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I concede my error.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:13 PM
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re 30, I'm thinking of this.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:14 PM
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That thread is also notable for lovable Larry Z assuming that I'm impotent.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:15 PM
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Point of order, are we talking bloggers, or commenters. As far as I know, LB (and DE, and SB) don't have blogs of their own.

Cala has a blog, right? I thought I declared my blog-crush was reserved for her alone a while back, forsaking DE, LB, and PG (me, fickle?).


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:15 PM
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Anybody from a blog, chopper; blogger or commenter or troll.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:16 PM
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Ooh, troll?

The mind cube guy, then.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:17 PM
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time cube, that is.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:17 PM
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apostropher is going to name every blogger with ovaries, isn't he?

My powerful love is non-specific.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:18 PM
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I pick Bridgeplate! I have a think for forbidden odalisques guarded by fierce eunichs.

And because I hope to somehow work in, "Is that a Standpipe in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:22 PM
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I've previously stated that my blog-heart belongs to dsquared -- for a same-sex-blogcrush, hilzoy of Obsidian Wings.

But I'm mostly too shy to develop a blog-crush on anyone I, like, actually interact with.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:29 PM
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Someday, somewhere, someone will develop the ultimate dis rhyme. I suspect it will contain the rhyming pair of eunuchs/numchucks.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:29 PM
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my blogcrush grows in secret depths and dark pleasures; I'll not strangle it with sunlight.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:30 PM
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Yay?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:31 PM
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Does Michael's having used "odalisques" redeem "think" and "eunichs"? A complex calculus.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:31 PM
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My 47 to Michael's 43.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:31 PM
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the better rhyme would be with tunics.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:32 PM
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Those of you who have blogcrushes (all of you) that you won't reveal are making me nervous.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:32 PM
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why nervous? ogged thinks we all crush on him.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:34 PM
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I see I'm charming again.

Did anyone else think of "vegetable love" on reading text's 46? My root-cellar love.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:34 PM
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Nervous because then it seems serious.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:34 PM
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Ogged, why do you think I keep suggesting that you're gay?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:34 PM
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Because you love me?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:36 PM
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You got an awful purty blog, boy. Now, squeeeeaaalll


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:36 PM
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Katherine who is sort of from ObWi.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:36 PM
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maybe we are just interminably shy and/or lack the capacity to love others, and wish to hide such.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:36 PM
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47: I understand your caustion. Musn't tip off the eunuchs.

(w-lfs-n, be careful. I'm sure you've posted your address before, and I may just feel like a road trip.)


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:36 PM
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56: Exactly. (That, and denial isn't good for your mental health.)


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:38 PM
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This, I suppose, is still in effect?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:42 PM
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(w-lfs-n, be careful. I'm sure you've posted your address before, and I may just feel like a road trip.)

I know I posted enough to narrow my location down to 350 million square feet, but I hope I haven't been foolish enough to post my address.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:46 PM
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I think you gave the neighborhood. I gave the street. Will not go back and find the link though.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:50 PM
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Anyway, you're moving.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:52 PM
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This, I suppose, is still in effect?

God, I sure hope so. I may have blown my shot at Ted, though.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:55 PM
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uh, yeah, me too. Anyway, how would anyone know what a text looks like, or want to know.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 4:55 PM
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did the graphic for this post, by any chance, derive from The Legend of Zelda? There are only so many ways one can render hearts, tis true, but looking at them, I can't help thinking I need more life force.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:07 PM
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It did not.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:08 PM
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did so.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:08 PM
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Text, it's just "♥".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:09 PM
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Just ♥

like so: ♥


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:10 PM
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then that must be how the zelda programmers did it, duh.

and the three in a row -- that's what you start with when you are a lowly green Link.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:11 PM
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It's all a plot by Billy Joel, the accountant, to deceive you.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:14 PM
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I laughed at that and I don't even get the reference.

Billy Joel, as a deceptive accountant, is funny.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:19 PM
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John Emerson is convinced beyond reason (keep reading that thread) that Joel wants to be an accountant.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:21 PM
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does that mean that I, like JE, was pwned? I contend not: when the statement is both obviously false and of little or no import, it cannot truly be pwned. Attempting such is is like pwning yourself or maybe Mind So Fine-ing, whatever that means.

Which is to say, I can never be pwned.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:25 PM
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You would have been pwned! if you had said "The graphics for the title of this post are derived from the Legend of Zelda." But you did not.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:28 PM
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I still stand by 77 for all future pwned! attempts.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:30 PM
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Joel has never denied wanting to be an accountant as a kid.


Posted by: Joe O | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:31 PM
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Ok, who's a wikipedia editor?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:41 PM
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Reverted two minutes later.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:41 PM
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That's awesome.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 5:48 PM
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alas, late to the party but i have to chime in with a blog-orgy crush on the gals at Go Fug Yourself. I am unspeakably shallow.

I would also say Carla Gugino if she had a blog but then, how can one type when one's breasts are so mighty? As I often say to myself, hard to type when your talent(s) keep getting in the way.


Posted by: moira | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:02 PM
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(btw, don't mind the very bad HTML above. had Carla and her Guginos distracting me.)


Posted by: moira | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:03 PM
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I'm pwned! by Will2k. (under some interpretations of the character string "pwned!")


Posted by: Joe O | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:11 PM
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The serious, unspoken ones are on me, right?


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:15 PM
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Or, in attempting to do some work during the day, have I been completely forsaken?


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:17 PM
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Is one of us going to have to announce a crush for ac so as to be gentlemanly again?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:22 PM
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My blog crush still blogs among the untrodden ways.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:26 PM
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trolls

I have a troll crush on Tim Ingram who back in 97 was posting to rec.boats.paddle, a whitewater list (I was reading it all the time in withdrawal from whitewater after moving away from north carolina), calling paddlers murders for teaching a whitewater boater to roll rather than forcing newbies to use inflatable floats called sponsons (which he claimed to sell). It's an earnest group, and people could not stop arguing with him. It was truly punching tar baby, since he was relentless. I see he was still at it in 2004!

Dooce for blogcrush for me.


Posted by: cw | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:27 PM
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No no, I'm all right without it.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:29 PM
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Really.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:30 PM
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What he means, Spirit of w-lfs-n, is that if you haven't read THG, you might not realize that her subdomain is appealing to fans of the book.

Actually, I was attempting to make a very stupid pun. Fortunately bad grammar seems to have saved me from myself.


Posted by: tom | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 6:39 PM
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w-lfs-n: Inexact locational knowledge cannot get in the way of Dealing With Those Who Must Be Dealt With.

ac: Can you plausibly (and it's easy to be plausible on the internet) claim to be/have once been a ravishing harem girl ferociously guarded by a jealous yet impotent sultan? If so, then, under the rule I allowed for SB, I cannot reasonably refuse blogcrushing you.

I note the conspicuous absence of profgrrl. Has her preferrence for Ogged driven the rest to bitter jealousy?

I also note my prediliction today for making up bizarre shit. What's with that?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 7:09 PM
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My blog crush on FL for his non-sequitur one-liners is exceeded only by my blog crush on Apostropher bco his amazing ability to find links to the weirdest, yet somehow relevant, stuff on the internet.


Posted by: annie | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 7:40 PM
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Harems? What? All I was saying was text knows he wants me.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 7:43 PM
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All current blog and other crushes held by me in the past are revoked. I am hereby switching teams for the guy who came up with this. So wrong, it must be right. Way better than time cube guy. This is insanity, in a way that, I just, well. Shit. I'm reduced to slack-jawed, kicked-in-the-head-by-a-mule awe.

Thanks to Kriston, et al. for bringing my new hero into my life.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 7:48 PM
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Oh man, I first saw that at Gaijin Biker's, and it is a wonder to behold. I totally want a copy.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 8:01 PM
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I didn't even know that I'd written any non-sequitor one-liners.

I had a blogcrush on the author of this blog, but any further speculation about that would be inappropriate.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 8:54 PM
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All I was saying was text knows he wants me.

ac, no true stuff, geez.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 8:59 PM
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It pains me to say so, but I can neither confirm nor deny being held captive by a slack-meat prince and his troupe of castrato apparatchiks.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:12 PM
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Some day, SB, one of us will inveigle some bit of personal information out of you.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:13 PM
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Maybe SB is the eunuch Standpipeself.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:20 PM
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I'm going to have Brian Leiter's network of agents out SB.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:22 PM
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I'd like to see them try to penetrate my phalanx of eunuchs.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:23 PM
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Funny, I was pretty sure that they were a phalanx of eunuchs.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:24 PM
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Noooo!


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:25 PM
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Supposing I had such a phalanx.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:26 PM
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Now you joke, later, there will be other things.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:28 PM
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I wish we could let other people in on the secret, because this level of ironic humor deserves wider appreciation.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:48 PM
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I think Standpipe is the swedish grad student.


Posted by: cw | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 10:52 PM
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Standpipe is ogged!


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 11:00 PM
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Standpipe is Leiter!


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 11:05 PM
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I know I posted enough to narrow my location down to 350 million square feet, but I hope I haven't been foolish enough to post my address.

You do know that it's publicly available, don't you?


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 11:35 PM
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Also, since she seems to have started posting again, I can admit having a blog crush on Emily.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 11:40 PM
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That doesn't mean that it wouldn't be foolish to post it, eb.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 3-05 11:43 PM
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Do you people have any idea how hilarious you are after copious amounts of alcohol? Fucking hilarious, I tell you.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 12:59 AM
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Profgrrrl and LizardBreath.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 6:33 AM
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I am not a Wiki editor. The truth will out.

Being an accountant was Billy Joel's dream; when he found out that he would be required to learn arithmetic, he was crushed. His own accountant swindled him by convincing him that in the continental system he was using, a million has three zeroes.

I did run into the only Decemberist I know yesterday, and they said that all of the members of the band have been able to live off their music for the last year or two. The financial level is sort of middle-middle class, except that musicians have a lot of various perks that middle-managers don't. (You have to like to travel.)

They also said that not only does Kill Rock Stars treat musicians very, very well, but that they're the only Indie label that still does. The down side is that KRS artists have to create their own buzz, which is what the Decemberists did.

So anyway, given the choice between a KRS artist an any other, buy the KRS one.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 8:36 AM
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"Joel has always had a trusting, open attitude in his both his business and personal relationships. This attitude was manifested as advice in the song "Tell Her About It", as well as in an expression of his own needs in "Honesty" and "And So It Goes". "

Wow.

As far as I know, the manager who swindled one was a different manager than the ex-wife manager who merely took half his assets, as per usual.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 8:45 AM
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"As far as I know, the manager who swindled him"


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 8:47 AM
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Same sex: Wolcott. I like a man who tickles my funny bone.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 8:52 AM
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ac: if you know it to be so, why toy with me? Why dance with such cruel skill?

It must be said that we all crush for standpipe, whatever he/she is -- polymath progenitive -- and all seek bridgeplate's favor.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 8:53 AM
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Now this is embarrasing. Text, where are those REDACTEDs I lent you?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 8:59 AM
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saving them for when they are truly needed.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:02 AM
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That's an odd way of referring to your son.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:06 AM
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i feel compelled to confess my sins and note that ogged is my blog crush.

humiliated, i now return to silently reading.


Posted by: kim | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:07 AM
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Howcome I get the blog crush that comes with "mental constipation?" "Humiliated?"

In any case, woohoo!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:10 AM
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I am normally resigned to not understanding what bw is referring to roughly 2/3 of the time, but 127 -- wtf???


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:12 AM
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It's in reference to 120.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:14 AM
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don't worry, just think of all the brilliance hidden inside my head, waiting for that special release.

humiliated, because i'm exposed and vulnerable.


Posted by: kim | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:28 AM
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No, my son is an ex-Decemberist. I know an actual Decemberist also. Note that I have left the gender uncertain because of privacy concerns. The band is divided 3/2.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:29 AM
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think of all the brilliance hidden inside my head, waiting for that special release

Umm. Umm.

Kim has a crush on me, neener neener neener! Kim has a crush on me, neener neener neener!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:31 AM
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I dunno, ogged. Kim is a guy's name too, and this Kim is talking about a "special release" from his/her "head".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:33 AM
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Your point, b-dub?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:34 AM
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If it turns out to be Kim DuToit, I'll buy you guys dinner.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:37 AM
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OK, I was leaning towards Healy for my SSBC, but there really is no one who compares to the Gayatollah.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:40 AM
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while i'm delighted at my unintended gender-bending eroticism, i can assure you that i am most decidedly female, as the picture on my defunct blog indicates.


Posted by: kim | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:46 AM
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Kim has a crush on me,

and my moaning mouth, gentlemen of the jury, almost reached her bare neck, while I crushed out against her left buttock the last throb of the longest ecstasy man or monster had ever known.

neener neener neener!

Immediately afterward (as if we had been struggling and now my grip had eased) she rolled off the sofa and jumped to her feet—to her foot, rather—in order to attend to the formidably loud telephone that may have been ringing for ages as far as I was concerned.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:50 AM
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I think Kim is of age, SB. And wait, this crush was announced back in January? Spontaneous like? And I missed it? Reading Foucault wasn't a complete waste of time!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:56 AM
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That handsome devil, Ogged Ogged.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 9:57 AM
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yes, of age.

yes, announced in january. i'm surprised you never saw it.

and if we're going for underage eroticism, there's a passage in sue miller's lost in the forest to beat all (though i was unaware of the underage factor at first).


Posted by: kim | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:00 AM
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I think Kim is of age, SB.

I wrote 140 before seeing that Kim had disposed of the gender ambiguity. Accordingly, we read Kim as doing the crushing, and you, dearest Logglita, as the crushed-upon.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:05 AM
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I am the hairiest twelve-year-old IN ALL THE WORLD!!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:07 AM
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Continuity.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:10 AM
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re: 137

Everyone knew "The Pussification of the Western Male" was covering for some deep insecurities, but who knew it went this far?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:13 AM
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I am the hairiest twelve-year-old IN ALL THE WORLD!!

No you aren't.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:24 AM
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No I'm not.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 10:25 AM
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I have had a blog-crush on FL for like two years now. Never had a name for it until now--this thing I feel for FL.


Posted by: Mark | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 4:51 PM
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Never had a name for it until now--this thing I feel for FL.

"Fontana Jr." would have done in a pinch.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08- 4-05 4:53 PM
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Attention, all: I'm formally switching my same-sex blog crush to The Editors.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 08- 5-05 9:22 AM
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Joe, that was one of the all-time great PoorMan posts, and that's one freaking high bar to clear. Why he isn't rich and famous already is a mystery I may never unravel.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 5-05 1:41 PM
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