Re: I have retired from the field of battle in order to watch more anime

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Ignatiusing!

I bet he felt soiled.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 9:50 AM
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"Deeply weird" -- hearing an anime fan complain about excessive toon nudity.


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 9:55 AM
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Related: Dsquared's Shorter Steven Den Beste series was really, really funny.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 10:17 AM
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wow. i'm impressed at someone who can be morally offensive on such widely divergent topics.

but for sheer entertainment value, i think its hard to beat jeff goldstein. his combination of triumphant righteousness, ad hominem attacks and allegations of treason have all been done elsewhere, but i've never seen anyone else pull it off while threatening (apparently seriously) to fight anyone who disagrees with him, at which point he will slap them in the face with his cock. the russian judge gives it a 10.

the degree of difficulty pretending to be off-put by anime is so much lower.


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 10:33 AM
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oooh--FL, he tryna out you! and you were hardly even mean!


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:10 AM
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That is so not cool.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:14 AM
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Fucking Stephen Den Beste.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:14 AM
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is almost certainly a terrible idea.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:16 AM
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What a fucker.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:17 AM
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5: Not terribly successfully, though. AFAIK, that's the wrong school.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:18 AM
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Sorry, shouldn't have posted that last. I have no offline knowledge, and anyone who does shouldn't mention it.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:19 AM
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We owe T/om Hil/de and Luap Nangied a serious apology.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:22 AM
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SdB has always been a pathetic little man.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:23 AM
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Sounds like I missed something eventful. Ironically, lunch is the time when I'm least likely to be reading the site.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:33 AM
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What a fucking asshole. Jeebus. People who violate the most basic norm of the blogosphere should be shunned. It is entirely detrimental to the culture, and is the one thing most likely to kill the whole thing. If there's one thing the Left & the Right ought to agree on, it's this. I'm always stunned that there are people whose sense of shame is so little developed that they resort to this.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:35 AM
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apo, that link explains a lot.

massive quantities of amphetamines shed a whole new light on his writing style. if i had the equivalent, perhaps i could even read them.

#13 gets it exactly right.


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:36 AM
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"them" s/b "him."

alas, sweet light, it fades. i take pride that my commenting has brought what little strength i could offer to carry the load through these dark times. as our nation suffers war, and the mineshaft struggles through another day with a mexican, my health and grammar are failing. i have given all i can. i will always remain proud of my part in saving all of civilization. if you'll excuse me, i'm going to watch horse pr0n.


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:40 AM
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I see no attempted outings here.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:48 AM
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What.

A.

Fucking.

Asshole.

I wish I were pseudonymous so he could go after me.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:56 AM
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Thinking about it for half a second, we should probably delete 5 on, so provosts etc. who may read this site won't know where to look for SdB's attempted outing. With luck, no provosts etc. read SdB's site. Any who do can won't be able to take action, since they surely won't want that known.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:00 PM
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Agree with 20.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:02 PM
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Ah. What a shit.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:02 PM
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Are we about to get a whole bunch of "deleted to protect pseudonymity"?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:12 PM
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I hope so. Whatever small thing we can do.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:13 PM
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Whatever. Just fucking delete what needs to be deleted.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:14 PM
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Quite possibly. I wouldn't let it worry you none though.


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:15 PM
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Yes, if the IP is really informative, I agree with 20, but if not, I'd say leave it up as testimony to SdB's utter assholishness.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:16 PM
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Just fucking delete what needs to be deleted.

Excellent idea. Let's start with Instapundit. (The site, not the man against whom I bear no grudge.)


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:17 PM
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I say delete it anyway. If you don't delete it now, when you do delete it, that will be an admission that the IP is informative.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:17 PM
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29: I expect you're a lot better at chess than I am.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:20 PM
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Remove this post and entire thread.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:21 PM
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I have no opposition to this kind of deletion.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:24 PM
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29 -- that doesn't quite make sense to me. The statement "the IP is informative" is either true or false; its truth-value will not change over time. So if mcmc's advice of 27 is taken and the comments not deleted because the IP is not informative, then why reverse later on and delete them?


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:24 PM
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31 -- but then the terrorists will have won. (Yeah, probably should go 'head and kill it. And don't mess with that SdB, he's got a cock on him the size of a horse!)


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:26 PM
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33, if a different post or comment thread is later deleted, it would confirm the correctness of the information referenced in that thread or post, not the information referenced in this one.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:26 PM
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he's got a cock on him

Doubtful.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:27 PM
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Ok... well that makes some sense I guess.


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:28 PM
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35 gets it exactly right.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:29 PM
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Poor widdle SdB. Someone made fun of his Si-chan.

What a tool.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:30 PM
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Dump it all. Now.


Posted by: Andy Vance | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:31 PM
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Maybe we should stop commenting on this post, and keeping it at the top of the sidebar. Maybe a poster could put up another post, too?

Look, AFAIK, none of this matters, b/c the information is inaccurate. But I'd feel better if there were less drawing the eye to this post.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:34 PM
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Why would I delete this post and thread?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:52 PM
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Because "Matt Weiner" outed himself accidentally in 19.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:58 PM
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[[Every time it happens it bothers me, and I avert my eyes.]]

Sure you do, Stevie. Sure you do.


Posted by: Carl Kolchak | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 12:59 PM
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43: On the other hand, w-lfs-n's pseudonym, like hs prose, remains impenetrable.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:03 PM
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ATM.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:04 PM
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I think it's pretty silly to watch a medium that has a bunch of sexualized pictures of women but to avert your eyes only when there's cartoon nudity. Why is cartoon cleavage okay to look at?


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:13 PM
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Because the cartoon women chose to dress like that? On the other hand, when cartoon nudity is involved, it's because SdB is impinging on their cartoon privacy. (It would be completely different, of course, if these were cartoon strippers.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:20 PM
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Will someone post a brief and unrevealing explanation of this brouhaha?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:32 PM
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Nothing's been deleted -- you know everything anyone else does.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:34 PM
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This kerfuffle makes me wonder how many social or political disputes are really grown-up versions of "But you didn't play by the RULES!" Not in the whiny sense, but in the very real sense that the social contract for how we're going to interact with each other got violated.

In my experience, the "rules" for online interaction haven't changed much since 1991 (and that makes me a spring chicken -- where's Gary Farber?). Who talks, how often, when you delurk, how a new person is incorporated, how the community responds to outsiders and threats...all very well established. When somebody violates those rules, it's a betrayal.

We act as though everyone shares our rules and agrees with them, but that's only sometimes the case. Disagreements over rules can lead to a temper tantrum (a la the so-called mainstream media objecting to the emergence of web-based media), or international political disputes (Google and Yahoo go to China). In some cases (same-sex marriage) they lead to deep social schisms.

My point: What's the difference between a set of rules that really just a set of norms for a community (Unfogged -- must be able to tolerate freewheeling sexual joking), and a set of rules that it really IS desirable for everyone to live by (...? nominations welcome).


Posted by: D. Reader | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:35 PM
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The next song on Unfogged radio is by request, and is dedicated to Steven Den Beste.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:35 PM
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Because "Matt Weiner" outed himself accidentally in 19.

My weiner outs itself accidentally sometimes too. Which is unfortunate, because it's supposed to be a secret.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:41 PM
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My weiner outs itself accidentally

My bologna has a first name.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:43 PM
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Oh yeah, what's it called?


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:45 PM
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Oscar, of course, silly.


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 1:50 PM
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Heh-indeedy. What an exciting day *this* is turning out to be.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 2:53 PM
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Heh-indeedy. What an exciting day *this* is turning out to be.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 2:54 PM
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Heh-indeedy. What an exciting day *this* is turning out to be.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 2:54 PM
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Heh-indeedy. What an exciting day *this* is turning out to be.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 2:55 PM
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Well done, but the site now appears to be broken. The recent comment sidebar certainly is.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 3:23 PM
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Very interesting.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 4:02 PM
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Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 4:32 PM
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Does this thread actually exist?

I want to read people making fun of den Beste, and I'm being denied.

Ogged, why hast thou forsaken us?


Posted by: Big Ben | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 5:40 PM
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The guy's gone insane. Now it's all about how lefties are wimps, because, you know, when Leiter wanted out Non-Volokh, the right said, Go ahead!

Dude, we just think you're nuts for liking hentai and pretending you don't look at the weird sex.

We heart you, Labs.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 6:15 PM
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that cowardice thing is kinda odd. as is his explanation that he had a post back in the day explaining his personal policy on pseudonymy, so fair warning and such. or so he claims, anyway. i lack the cheap trucker speed necessary to finish and/or comprehend his posts.

maybe he just needs a nice polite e-mail explaining unfogged's longstanding policy (written on the bathroom stall wall in the mineshaft, available for all) explaining that attempts to out will be met w/ massive retaliation.

pistols at dawn. not swords, though. i don't know much about anime, but i remember some video game where the guy had a sword bigger than he was. all the better to protect the virtues of the modestly clad females, no doubt, lest they be de-robed, and force us to avert our gaze.

i think it need not even be asked wwjgd (what would jeff goldstein do).


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 6:24 PM
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in semi-seriousness, was there ever a consensus reached back in the bad old days of bp/hd's banning / law/suit guy thing as to what wrong with the internets?


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 6:26 PM
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I am not sure whether this was a done thing to do, but I availed myself of d-squared's swearing board.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 7:29 PM
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Just follow the link to the anime site if you want to know what is going on.

The persecution of the Bitch quietly faded away, from my understanding.


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 7:55 PM
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What. A. Fucking. Tool.

The persecution of me faded away when the whiny pussy hassling me found out I was ready and willing to call his bluff.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 8:21 PM
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[redacted]


Posted by: [redacted] | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 8:40 PM
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Yes, a tool with a highly developed martyr complex and staggering delusions of grandeur. It's a lovely combination.

Again, a pathetic little man. Few things in this world are more risible than a profoundly silly person who fancies himself a serious thinker.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 8:42 PM
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I haven't emailed him either. He isn't worth the keystrokes. I make no attempts at anonymity, so he can feel free to out me, too.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 8:54 PM
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Hey Demo-Fags,

Guess you didn't get the word yet: YOUR PARTY IS RAPIDLY BECOMING EXTINCT.

How does it feel to not control any branch of the Federal Government?


Posted by: The Majority | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 10:55 PM
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Another fine example of the powerful intellect and subtle wit we face across the aisle. Perhaps we should give up.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 10:58 PM
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I am utterly convinced by 74. How could I have been so confused?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:01 PM
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Don't fall for it, Apo, it's just Labs in Groucho glasses.


Posted by: Standpipe "Demo-Fags" Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:01 PM
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Demofages was one of the greatest orators.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:04 PM
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Demo-Fags, Darling Demo-Fags,

Thank you for all the butthole shags—

Thank you! I'll be here all week.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:08 PM
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This demo fag is not for sale, and may not be transferred to another owner.

Production model fags are available in stores near you.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:26 PM
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Things the poster of 74, being composed of a majority of Americans, believes today (.pdf):

I do not approve of the job President Bush is doing, things are going badly in Iraq, removing Saddam Hussein wasn't worth the cost, we should have stayed out of Iraq in the first place, Bush cares about him either not much or not at all, I have an unfavorable view of President Bush, the President does not have the legal authority to authorize wiretaps without a warrant in order to fight terrorism, the administration is too secretive, I do not approve of the job congress is doing.

Wow, The Majority, you sound like some kind of crazy leftist moonbat to me.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:37 PM
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Little does Steven den Beste know, we (in our capacities as leftists) do most of our sincerest cowering on special private cower-only blogs.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-28-06 11:38 PM
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71: I feel like I am in a zombie or vampire movie SdB had fallen off my radar. A world class jerk and loser, but not without resources. Ya know, I sometimes fear Farber, with his accumulated Usenet experience and skills.

But. Cracking wise about pedophilia with a famous wing-nut jerk was a dangerous thing to do. I am so very sorry the post was written.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 2:42 AM
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I am a Demophage. Fear me, for you are all quite plump.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 3:33 AM
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A Demophage is quite contagious, as it rapidly seizes control of the victim's cells and turns them into little replication factories.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 4:48 AM
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Did the cute little anime girls have cute little anime vagendas? No wonder SDB is uneasy.

My real name is not John Emerson. I took my pseudonym from Dred Scott's owner. SDB will never find me!


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 5:57 AM
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re 69: you cunt, Weiner. That was a Monday swearing board and your bloody Tuesday swearing has fucked it right up.


Posted by: dsquared | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 5:58 AM
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I would plead time difference, except I think it goes the other way.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:24 AM
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73: apostropher, your bathroom tile rocks


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:31 AM
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Thanks. The mortar is kind of a pain to clean, but worth it, all in all.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:41 AM
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Apostropher:

Does the Munch birdhouse have any practical use, or is it just for decoration?


Posted by: John Tingley | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:48 AM
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You can keep your weed in there.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:51 AM
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91: Purely decorative.

92: I'd just end up dropping it in the toilet by accident.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:03 AM
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I didn't know SDB was writing at RedState now, too. Lord, has that place become The League of Angry Ranters.

I remember when SDB was on Metafilter. Back then he seemed mostly sane, only occasionally exhibiting the DenBestian traits that would eventually lead to classics works such as Anglo Women are an endangered species.

Did the cute little anime girls have cute little anime vagendas?

Nah. Probably octopus tentacles or massive horse-cocks.


Posted by: Paul | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:28 AM
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Anglo Women are an endangered species

Jesus H. Christ. I encourage everybody to copy the link there and paste it into your browser. See, his coworkers just treat him like a "male person," while strippers he pays for lap dances treat him like a man. I refer you to comment 72.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:45 AM
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He disabled incoming links from here and he calls us cowards? ah, fuck it.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:51 AM
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Actually that was by far the best-written piece I've seen from him, and it made me feel kind of sorry for him, in a patriarchy hurts men too kind of way.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:57 AM
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Linking issues! Actually that's Amanda's fault, IMO. Also, this is a weird redirect.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:59 AM
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96-

Although he is complaining about nasty emails coming from here. If anyone reading is doing that, quit it, wouldja? Rude comments is one thing, rude emails is quite another and I don't like being associated with it.

And that was a sad essay. Poor guy.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:21 AM
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97: No need to feel sorry for him, Matt; he's got self-pity to spare.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:24 AM
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I read the Anglo Women piece with a combination of sympathy for his loneliness, amusement at his rhetorical excess--"It's normal and healthy for a man to love a woman. There's nothing wrong with it. It's not a sin. It's a beautiful thing"--a degree of respect for his willingness to confess publicly to being so lonely, and an intense desire to beat him soundly with a clue x 4 for various sins of c/omission.


Posted by: Paul | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:34 AM
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with a clue x 4

Excellent -- is this your own coinage? That essay just makes me cringe. I think I saw it a few years ago when it was published, but had forgotten. Such a massive amount of work to justify his going to a strip club. Earth to Steve: you don't need to justify it, just repress it.


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:38 AM
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I sent a perfectly polite email.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:39 AM
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But some day I will write a short story titled "Stephen Den Beste and James Lileks compare prices at Target in Heaven" and it will be the greatest thing ever written.


Posted by: Paul | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:40 AM
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is this your own coinage?

It isn't, but I can't remember where I heard it first.


Posted by: Paul | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:46 AM
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it will be the greatest thing ever written.

Let it be done.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:51 AM
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"rude" probably implies "disagreed with me politely".

Tool. Tool. Toolity Tool. "I watch hentai for the articles" is as ludicrous as "But I didn't inhale."


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:55 AM
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103, 107: Oh, I doubt what he was complaining about was anything much, I'd just like anyone emailing to (1) think if there's really any point to it (to which the answer is almost certainly no) and (2) be civil if you really must email (again, probably pointless) so as not to make us all look bad.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 10:11 AM
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I thought there might be some point because he used to read my old blog.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 10:17 AM
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I haven't e-mailed him because I think it's sort of pointless to feed a troll while he's watching hentai for the articles.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 10:19 AM
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Yeah, it's pretty clear by now that whatever damage will occur has been done, that it's not so certain he could make things better or worse, and so on. So don't bother.

I totally appreciate the sentiment and concern, I should say-- I just think there's no point.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 10:21 AM
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Should the need ever arise, count me in as being willing to stand up and say, "I am Spartacus Fontana Labs!"


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 11:21 AM
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"I am Fontana Labs' Alter Ego!"


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 11:25 AM
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I obviously could not resist sticking my oar in and have made a few remarks at my own blog:

here it is


Posted by: dsquared | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 3:41 PM
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FL's post could be interpreted as accusing SdB of being a pedofile. I can see why he is pissed. Not that he isn't otherwise an asshole.


Posted by: Joe O | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 6:57 PM
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SdB's own posts pretty much accuse him of being a pedophile, at least as much as Labs' did.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:02 PM
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As a fine philosopher once said, "Direct quotation is rarely charitable."

(And actually I think there's a big diff between pedophilia and just looking at cartoons of naked underage girls. No one was harmed in the making of this film etc. But still, SdB's swinging from his own rope.)


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:07 PM
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That den Beste initialism is way too close to my own. Reading it gives me a weird feeling, like I might have rabies. Can't we call him something else? I'm drawing a blank, but "Fucker" would do in a pinch.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:26 PM
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Direct quotation is always fair game, but I am taking the "unreliable narrator" comment to mean that FL thinks SdB is lying about not being attracted to underage cartoon nudity.


Posted by: Joe O | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:33 PM
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From Matt's link—

"There is a rainbow in my heart."

Ned Markosian before starting his comments on Dean Zimmerman's paper, and right after telling us that he'd just had his first 3 cups of caffeinated coffee in a long long time.

Ned Markosian, I think I love you.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:33 PM
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119: He's watching this stuff for fun, and devotes a blog to it -- accusing him of enjoying it seems fairly innocuous.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:36 PM
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What LB said. We can't follow the link anymore, wivvout getting that anime "go away" sign, but as I remember he doesn't stop with the first DVD. It seems fair to infer that his disgust isn't overwhelming.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 7:41 PM
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You can copy the link and paste it in your browser. Easy enough.

Take him at his own words. In reviewing something called G-On Riders: "Oh, and the girls are nicely bouncy, and Yuki loses her panties in the first episode. (Actually, she loses all her clothes, but she gets all the rest of them back.) Yuki looks a lot like CBD May, except that the hair is shorter and she wears a seifuku instead of a maid uniform."

I believe Yuki is this character. We report, you decide.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:25 PM
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Or to use the canonical form...

Shorter Steven den Beste: fapfapfapfap.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:26 PM
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I think Steve's a one-fap kind of guy.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:29 PM
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Anime girls, rather like strippers, know how to act like women rather than female persons.


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:31 PM
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You can copy the link and paste it in your browser.

na na na na na I can't hear you I can't follow the link na na na na na I can't hear you...


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 8:42 PM
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re:118

Can't we call him something else?

d-squared gets it exactly right by referring to him as "shorter." that has to hurt.


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:12 PM
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For what it's worth, I wasn't intending to suggest that he's a pedophile. I *was* intending to suggest that he protests a bit much about that-- "I swear, I look away every time! and then I watch it again!" I mean, honestly, if that doesn't strike you as worthy of some lighthearted mockery, you're not the comment section I know and love.

Imagine my delight when I saw that bit Apo posted.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:13 PM
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also, only slightly off-topic...

japan: wtf?


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:18 PM
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Gimme a break. This is a blog that ask the question, "Can we start perving on Hermione, yet?" (By the way....) How serious could any accusation of pedophilia have been? How seriously would/could any reasonable person treat it? Welcome to the Intarweb. SdB needs grow the fuck up.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:19 PM
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that is, "japan" s/b "anime"...but still.

i feel like there must be some devastating feminist blog link that would explain it all to me.


Posted by: matty | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:21 PM
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hermione gets it exactly right.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:22 PM
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That den Beste initialism [SdB] is way too close to my own. Reading it gives me a weird feeling, like I might have rabies.

I hear you, SB. Recent discussions of the UAE ports deal in other threads have sometimes left me wondering whether I've bifurcated off another personality without realizing it.


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:28 PM
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UAE is of course Ur Alter Ego, not Mine.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:29 PM
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I thought it stood for the Union of Alter Egos, living in an alter world, locked in a perpetual alter war with the alter ids.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:44 PM
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Recently excavated cuneiform tablets have revealed that Ur Alter Ego was, in fact, the proto-blogger, having scratched such posts as "Code of Hammurabi: Leap forward for civilization or offense against Ishtar?" and "I have a feeling there's a continent I hate for its freedom, but I can't quite conceive of it yet." If we scaled all blogging history since the life of UAE to one day, all Usenet would be but 6 minutes on that clock.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03- 1-06 9:50 PM
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Thanks for the giggles, guys.

If I were still 20 years old, I'd take your "wisdom" seriously, but I grew up, left college, and pull my own weight in this world.

(Written anonymously, because I already deal with 100+ pieces of spam a day. I don't need any more from folks with no sense of proportion.)

Have a nice day.


Posted by: A Fairbanks-Morse in a time of EMDs | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 3:01 AM
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you pull your own what?


Posted by: dsquared | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 4:09 AM
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For what it's worth, I wasn't intending to suggest that he's a pedophile.

Oh, never could have taken you that way. "Unreliable narrator" is just a fancy way of calling bullshit, after all.

It's not even just anime. At the risk of sounding farberesque, anime's just a medium, and it's a medium used in lots of genres and subgenres. And I could see someone honestly averting their eyes from the nudity in Ranma 1/2 or Ghost in the Shell because it's a rather minor part, and kind of unexpected in a cartoon.

But this is friggin' hentai. Cartoon porn based on an XXX cartoon. It's like watching a porn movie but insisting that you're not watching for the sex, but for the complicated plots. Or insisting that Playboy was the only magazine you could find.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 5:23 AM
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Den Beste is the grouchy old man of blogging. He's standing in his front yard waving a rake, yelling "You damn Unfogged kids, keep off my lawn!"


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 6:56 AM
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Nonono, Emerson is the grouchy old man of blogging. Den Beste is the dirty old man of blogging. (Well Emerson might give him some competition for that title too.)


Posted by: Jeremy Osner | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 7:24 AM
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Hey, at least Emerson is fucking real animals and not cartoon ones.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 7:32 AM
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mcmanus is the grouchy old man of blogging. Emerson is the crazy old man of blogging. Den Beste is an asshole.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 7:37 AM
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Fuck. That's wrong. bob's crazy, Emerson's grouch. Fuck.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 7:38 AM
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with a clue x 4

Excellent -- is this your own coinage?

No. It's a standard old Usenetism. Alternatively, we could beat you with a cluestick for not knowing this, drown you in the clue pool, regret your clueostomy, deduce you had a cluectomy, note that you wouldn't know a clue if you tripped over a mountain of them, etc., etc., etc.
Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 03- 2-06 4:25 PM
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I recently applied the theory in 29 to explain why the government was compelled to sue to try to prevent a magazine from publishing incorrect information on the method for making a hydrogen bomb. Why the judge decided in the government's favor is another matter.

How could I have written that to avoid three consecutive infinitives?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 04-30-06 3:08 PM
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