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Sugar in the vagina. Well that's sure to be problem-free.

Also, the hell?

Longest love-making session is the fifteen hours recorded by Mae West in her autobiography - a man called "Ted" apparently made love to her for this length of time.

Haven't they ever heard of Sting?


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:16 AM
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Perhaps they don't believe Sting. Also, try rubbing your hand on your desk for fifteen hours, then see what your skin looks like. Color me skeptical that any vagina could take 15 solid hours of friction.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:25 AM
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This post title looks somewhat amusing in the recent comments sidebar.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:29 AM
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Also, try rubbing your hand on your desk for fifteen hours, then see what your skin looks like.

This sounds as if it were written from experience. If so, consider me deeply curious.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:30 AM
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Were you deeply in love with your desk, apo?


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:33 AM
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2: Foreplay? What?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:38 AM
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And Apo, I wonder if your hand would have become so abraded if you'd used adequate lubrication? In 15 hours you'd probably go through a whole bottle, but with enough lube I would think you'd avoid serious damage.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:41 AM
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No, I'm just sitting at one, so it was the first object that came to mind.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:42 AM
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it was the first object that came to mind.

Who are you, and what have you done with apostropher?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:43 AM
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7: That sure is one shiny desk you have there.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:46 AM
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10: Yeah, but my coffee cup keeps sliding off of it.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:50 AM
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11: Over and over and over and over and over...


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:52 AM
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The pockets in the back of the book are for supplemental case law not.... Eeeew.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:57 AM
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Foreplay? What?

To quote Beavis:

"And then I take off my pants. Reeeeeeeaaaaaal slooooooooooooowwwwwww."


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:13 AM
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I dedicate this thread to Jim Reeves.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:21 AM
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I recall a vagina I encountered in my college days that was quite attractive to look at, but tasted like an ashtray.


Posted by: Benjamin Franklin | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:22 AM
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Now I am remembering the all-day brother/sister fuckfest from The Hotel New Hampshire. John Irving is responsible for my knowing a lot of naughty things in the 7th grade. And how to say "I am not drunk; I am a diabetic" in German.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:23 AM
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Color me skeptical that any vagina could take 15 solid hours of friction.

But surely it's not the time only, but the distance traveled in that time. If you rubbed your hand on your desk verrrrrrrrry slooooooowly for fifteen hours, it might not be so bad.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:23 AM
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"Linger's involved" in...what?

"Daddy, the poi tastes funny."


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:28 AM
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16: Ceramic-ish?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:32 AM
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And that's why she now travels to art schools reminding people that nudity and pottery don't mix.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:47 AM
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Perhaps they don't believe Sting.

I firmly believe Sting. I read an interview where he was asked if this Tantric shit really allowed him to make love for 6 hours, and he replied, "Sure, but of course that includes dinner and a movie and probably an hour or so's begging." First time I ever had any respect for him.


Posted by: OFE | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:52 AM
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tasted like an ashtray

You don't say.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:53 AM
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Also, does anybody else get the impression that this stuff is going to make your vagina taste like children's cough linctus? Yuk.


Posted by: OFE | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:54 AM
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24: I didn't click the link as I'm at work, but I would expect this is a gag gift that is never supposed to be used. Like dental floss.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:59 AM
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I recall a mouth I encountered in my college days that was quite attractive to look at, but tasted like dental floss.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:09 AM
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I didn't click the link as I'm at work

It's just a link to another Unfogged comment. Perfectly safe.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:14 AM
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27: I meant the link in the post.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:19 AM
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Oh, right. Misread the number reference.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:38 AM
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Also, does anybody else get the impression that this stuff is going to make your vagina taste like children's cough linctus?

No.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:40 AM
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For all my Mineshaft friends this holiday season.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:45 AM
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31: Clearly absolutely useless for stopping a bullet.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:46 AM
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32: No, no. That's kevlar.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:49 AM
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31: What will that make my vagina taste like?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:51 AM
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34: Bourbon.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:52 AM
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34, 35: More specifically.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:57 AM
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I'm not the photographer credited for those pictures, in case anyone was wondering.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 11:58 AM
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A bourbon-flavored vagina is pretty darn close to being a superpower.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:04 PM
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38: It still wouldn't be enough to keep Tiger home.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:06 PM
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38: Until the bastards put you in a tumbril and take you out to the guillotine.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:08 PM
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36. Kings taste a bit like chicken, or so they say.


Posted by: OFE | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:09 PM
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To the original post, they should have called the product Accoutrements, pronounced appropriately. Or Vaginaltoids.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:19 PM
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InCerts.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:21 PM
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42 is brilliant.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:22 PM
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WoMentos.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:24 PM
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I'll take this thread to 100 by myself, people.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:25 PM
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WifeSavers!
BintMints!

If it were for boys, we could go for DickTacs.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:27 PM
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Chicklets


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:28 PM
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Syphilisterine. Eh, that one may present some marketing challenges.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:30 PM
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46: I've been doing my part.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:31 PM
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Mintata


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:31 PM
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Fisherman's Friend


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:33 PM
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For a slightly different practice, there's ColonoScope.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:33 PM
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Bintnaca


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:33 PM
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I like how on the "instructions" page, the text is devoid of actual instructions. "Allow linger time to dissolve" after you put it, um, you know.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:34 PM
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Clitorine?


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:34 PM
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And the closely related Alka-Felcher.


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:35 PM
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53: Practice makes perfect, Jesus.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:35 PM
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51 should have been Dentatyne


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:35 PM
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Alka-Felcher

Recto-Bismol


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:36 PM
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55: I assume the lack of detail is for the same reason that "Head On" didn't say why you might want to put it on your head. The FDA can't nail you for what you don't say.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:36 PM
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TheraScrew


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:37 PM
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If it were for boys, we could go for DickTacs.

Peckermint DickTacs.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:37 PM
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Sapphreshmints


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:38 PM
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So does it glow in the dark when you bite it?


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:38 PM
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47, 63: or Dicola.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:38 PM
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Ova-tine.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:38 PM
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Eclits Gum


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:38 PM
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66: Wiggley's


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:39 PM
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Dicola

Ricolabia. (I am now hearing Gerardo growl, "Rrrrrico. Laaaabia."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:41 PM
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Does everyone call the gum with the squirty gel in the middle Cum Gum?


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:41 PM
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Does everyone call the gum with the squirty gel in the middle Cum Gum?

No.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:42 PM
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Crestrogen.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:42 PM
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71: I only chew "old-people" gum like Trident.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:43 PM
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Colgeat (which the body metabolizes into Colgate, obviously).


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:44 PM
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For full coverage try both Wintergroin and Poopermint varieties.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:44 PM
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Aquim-Fresh


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:45 PM
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Cheetohs


Posted by: Tiger Woods | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:47 PM
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There was an old comedy record I heard once, but can't place, with an ad for 'Twinkle-Twat. Ladies! Are seagulls circling your house? A little dose of Twinkle-Twat and those flies will go right away."


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:47 PM
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Glade Plug-Ins


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:47 PM
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Re-cooze-it.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:49 PM
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55: I remember a bottle of AstroGlide with very similar instructions -- it said something like "A non-sterile lubricant for personal use." Great, I didn't want to get it mixed up with my non-sterile industrial lubricant.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:49 PM
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Scorox


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:51 PM
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Snaturally Fresh.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:51 PM
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I remember a bottle of AstroGlide

You sound like a wine snob.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:53 PM
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85: Actually, I put it that way because I remember wondering if they had a more communicative/explicit label for bottles purchased in a sex-toy shop rather than Rite-Aid.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:54 PM
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85: Chateaumuff-du-Pape?


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:55 PM
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85, 87: Semenillon? Hardonnay?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 12:58 PM
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87:Châteauneuf-du-Papsmear


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:00 PM
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Domaine Romanée Cunti?


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:01 PM
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Vulviognier.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:01 PM
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Cabernet Sauvignyoni


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:02 PM
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Wums.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:02 PM
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89: We just spent 40 comments getting the thing minty-fresh and now you've gone and smeared it?


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:02 PM
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Clos de Myglands.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:04 PM
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AstroGlade Plug-In?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:04 PM
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Is everybody waiting for somebody to put in three more comments?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:07 PM
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Because it really seems to have slowed down now that it is getting close.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:12 PM
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Cotes du Bone.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:13 PM
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Oh my god, this was the best thread ever to return to. My sides hurt from laughing.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:14 PM
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Way late, but 50 to 49.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:16 PM
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So, Kobe is gone?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:17 PM
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Ko(tex)be!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:18 PM
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Clampagne


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:29 PM
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Poonot Noir


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:31 PM
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Queef-savers


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:34 PM
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She-Malbec


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:34 PM
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107: Often served with Penis Grigio.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:36 PM
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Languedick.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:41 PM
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Yellowtail.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:41 PM
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Grüner Vulviner


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:46 PM
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Gespurtzaminer.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:48 PM
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Sangiovajayjay


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:50 PM
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Verdelhole


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:52 PM
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When you're a little down on your luck, Poon's Farm goes down well, as does Wild Irish Cooze.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:52 PM
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Volvic Water.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 1:53 PM
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I don't really understand this game.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:00 PM
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Clos de Pesnil


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:01 PM
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Clistal


Posted by: Tigre Boiss | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:05 PM
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117: It's kind of like Mad Libs, but without the form and its pretty much all nouns.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:07 PM
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Huh. The thread fermented.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:08 PM
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121: Luckily, there's a product for that.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:13 PM
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Southern Cuntfort


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:13 PM
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Wait, when did we move on to hard lickher?


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:14 PM
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The thread fermented.

It's cporked.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:15 PM
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Beefeater


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:16 PM
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I Can't Believe It's Not Butt.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:21 PM
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127: Sounds like somebody needs Linger.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:21 PM
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120: No, it's a joke, ya see, 'cause ya see, I was just listing the names of actual products that sound dirty, without changing them at all.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:26 PM
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I love this, from the linked-to post: A little digging revealed that Linger is made/distributed by a company called Admints, which just happens to make trade show mints. And the Linger samples just happen to have have the exact same shape, taste, and ingredients as Admint's sample mints.

Doesn't anyone put effort into their projects any more?


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:27 PM
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What is this, the Algonquim round table?


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:27 PM
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Doesn't anyone put effort into their projects

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to put it into your vagina, Nathan.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:29 PM
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130. So once upon a time some ad agency hack got steaming drunk and shoved a sample mint up herself to see what would happen? This is moving from the sublime to the sordid.


Posted by: OFE | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:32 PM
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An artificial orange flavored version: PoonTang

It's what Astronauts lick.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:32 PM
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133: It was probably more than once.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:32 PM
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Do you know what micro-organism is present in the vagina, and thrives on sugar? Yeast.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:33 PM
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shoved a sample mint up herself to see what would happen?

"How's it feel?"
"Curiously strong."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:34 PM
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133: the funky and sublime freshness you crave, OFE.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:34 PM
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That's why the thread fermented, duh.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:34 PM
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133, 135: But the urinal mints were a less successful experiment.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:34 PM
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...a/k/a "niche product".


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:35 PM
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It was probably more than once.

Once you pop, you can't stop.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:35 PM
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Wait, when did we move on to hard lickher?
Shortly after a visit to the distillurethra.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:36 PM
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This seems germane.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:38 PM
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We're fortunate it didn't end up all about piss and vinegar.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:45 PM
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145: yeah that would have been douchey.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 2:47 PM
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I had to read every page to determine that the product was in fact a mint--they could at least have been creative and made it passion fruit. Or maybe that's the gay version (in the good buttsex way).


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:03 PM
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Mint really does seem to lack creativity as a possible flavor. Perhaps chefs could be consulted on more appropriate flavor combinations (cocktail sauce? Lemon juice would probably sting.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:04 PM
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Aquavit, as any good Scandinavian knows.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:06 PM
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Smoked mozzarella.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:07 PM
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Truffle.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:16 PM
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Gorgonzola.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:36 PM
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Malt!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:46 PM
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Grapefruit bitters!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:48 PM
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Hops


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:49 PM
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Criollo


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Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:55 PM
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Grapefruit bitters actually does sound like a pretty good complement to the natural flavors, to me.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:58 PM
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The dixologist's art.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 3:59 PM
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130: I didn't even realize there was a linked post. It seems to be the eleventh post on the linked page, beneath 38 large pictures and 2 embedded videos.

As for the linked page, I fail to see how the graphs of OKCupid data don't indicate that the ugliest men receive more messages from women than the most attractive men.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:02 PM
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Little paper umbrellas are deprecated, however.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:27 PM
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As for the linked page, I fail to see how the graphs of OKCupid data don't indicate that the ugliest men receive more messages from women than the most attractive men.

In aggregate, yes, because there are so many more ugly men, but each individual attractive man receives more messages on average than each individual ugly man.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:36 PM
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This is the post on the attractiveness thing, for anyone who wants to see the graphs in question.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:37 PM
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And this is the vaginal mint post.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:38 PM
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That whole blog is really interesting, actually. Worth a look.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:38 PM
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Come for the vaginal mints, stay for the graphs.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:40 PM
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Grapefruit bitters actually does sound like a pretty good complement to the natural flavors, to me.

Yeah, some sort of citrus sounds like a good match, although as LB notes there would be some practical issues in terms of comfort. On the other hand, this whole idea is pretty ludicrous, so I don't know how important practical problems really are.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 4:47 PM
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Raspberry vinaigrette, maybe.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:05 PM
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Clearly a sorrel sauce is the solution.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:15 PM
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So it's pretty much all about the condiments, then?


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:28 PM
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Also, this thread lacks gender balance. It's almost as if men spend more time thinking about lady parties than ladies do.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:29 PM
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It's a condom...it's a mint...it's a condiment, yes.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:30 PM
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It's almost as if men spend more time thinking about lady parties than ladies do.

Almost.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:32 PM
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So it's pretty much all about the condiments, then?

So it seems, but it doesn't have to be.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:33 PM
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WOO LADY PARTY


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:37 PM
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Because somebody had to: vagina mintata.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:46 PM
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Somebody.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:49 PM
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Some of us are just upset that Sifu Tweety beat them to the sublime and funky joke. Or at least I am, anyway.


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:49 PM
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( ) is tepidly livid.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:50 PM
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177, 178: Yea, didn't see it without the vagina in front.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:51 PM
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That's what she said.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 5:53 PM
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I'm just shocked nobody's brought up Choadonnay.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:05 PM
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Come for the vaginal mints, stay for the graphs.

Sweet ellipses.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:07 PM
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Yeah, some sort of citrus sounds like a good match, although as LB notes there would be some practical issues in terms of comfort.

As long as we're thinking of flavor combinations, there's no reason the mixing vessel has to remain, you know, anatomical. The only question remaining for me is, aperitif or digestif?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:10 PM
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As long as we're thinking of flavor combinations, there's no reason the mixing vessel has to remain, you know, anatomical.

True enough.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:12 PM
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But I think that just brings us to the question of what the purpose of this exercise would actually be.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:13 PM
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This product seems to me a case of people not taking the pussy seriously.

OT:

I saw Monica Bellucci's husband at the gym this morning. Monica Bellucci was not in evidence.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:14 PM
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I saw Monica Bellucci's husband at the gym this morning. Monica Bellucci was not in evidence.

She was probably at home with Matty Groves.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 6:19 PM
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What have we become? This has got to be the shortest genitalia thread on Unfogged in years.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 7:32 PM
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Well, scenting your vagina is pretty dumb, you have to admit.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 7:39 PM
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It only looks short; you'll see it's as long as any other if you gently hand-stretch it.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 7:40 PM
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That thread will live forever.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 7:46 PM
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I wonder if we can unredact Labs' old comments, assuming we still have them saved.


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There's a reason they were redacted, no? Or, um, is it safe now or something. Anyway, unredacting assumes they'd be stuck back in their original contexts, which would require people to RTFA.

I wasn't around pre-redaction.


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assuming we still have them saved.

You were my only hope, young Ben. If you don't have them, probably no one does.

COBOL Linger says:
PUT A MINT IN YOU
ANSWER THE RESULT


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 8:34 PM
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187: Where are you? He was pretty crazy in Public Enemy #1.


Posted by: Willy Voet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:16 PM
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Probably for the best. Some of those comments threatened to finish us all.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:16 PM
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There's a reason they were redacted, no?

Well, there was. But the towering fucker is tenured now.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:20 PM
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But the towering fucker is tenured now.

Woot!

Congratulations, wherever you are!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:38 PM
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Congratulations, fellow tall person.


Posted by: Kobe | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:40 PM
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Well, there was. But the towering fucker is tenured now.

But what about post-tenure review? And merit raises? And the evaluation for the next level of professor?


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 9:49 PM
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cobol linger! There will be a character of that name in my next sf novel.


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:15 PM
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the towering fucker is tenured now.

But is his artisanally hand-stretched penis minty-fresh?


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 12- 3-09 10:22 PM
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You were my only hope, young Ben. If you don't have them, probably no one does.

It was Becks who did the redaction in the first place, back when she did most/all of the behind-the-scenes stuff.


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Lavoris


Posted by: Late to the party, but so what. | Link to this comment | 12- 7-09 6:18 PM
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