1

That's not 5-7-5.

Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 10:32 AM

2

Fuck you, clown.

I mean that in the little-used, "this post and poem are excellent" sense.

Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 10:34 AM

3

1: Did anybody say anything about haiku?

This poem not only sings, it snores.

Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 10:35 AM

4

old blender
frog jumps in
wah! sound of children crying

Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 10:56 AM

5

I'd rather snuggle up against a snuffleupagus than have a bottle in front of me.

Posted by: Just Passing Through | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 2:23 PM

6

A few anagrams for 'snuffleupagus':

Fangs fuel us up.
Use a puff, lungs?
Snuff us, plague.
Leaf fungus pus
Unsafe flu pugs
Sensual guff-up
Useful fag puns
Anus puffs glue

Posted by: Just Passing Through | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 2:49 PM

7

Excellent, JP. I should ban you, just so I can un-ban you as a token of appreciation.

Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 2:52 PM

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7: Standpipe is banned!

Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02- 2-10 2:53 PM

9

Why is that that, despite the fact that I find nothing troubling about the appearance of elephants, the thought of a shaved or otherwise depilated Snuffleupagus freaks me the hell out?

Posted by: Still Passing Through | Link to this comment | 02- 3-10 6:28 AM

10

Grr. "that that" s/b "it that"

I'll take this thread to 10 all by myself if I have to.

Oops, already there.

Posted by: Still Passing Through | Link to this comment | 02- 3-10 6:37 AM

11

KOB-

nevermind

Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 02- 3-10 7:39 AM