Re: Metallurgist, anneal thyself

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Fuck You.


Posted by: CJB | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:16 PM
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That's the spirit!


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:17 PM
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Fuck you, too, if you don't mind my saying so.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:18 PM
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2. No it's not.


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:18 PM
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Oh but I do mind.


Posted by: CJB | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:19 PM
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Fair enough.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:21 PM
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This post is unequivocal proof that Standpipe Bridgeplate is the greatest blogger ever.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:23 PM
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Don't listen to M/tch. I pay him to do that.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:25 PM
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We're all rotten bastards and you know it.

Well, except for Witt.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:26 PM
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||Most common overheard conversation topic in the curling arena: rules of curling. |>


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:31 PM
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YOU'RE ALL NINCOMPOOPS!


Posted by: OPINIONATED MR TOAD | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:33 PM
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I can't wait until every one of you fuckers leave and it's just me leaving a comment every few days.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:41 PM
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Don't listen to M/tch. I pay him to do that.

Your payments are a tad on the stingy side, if you don't mind my saying so.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:46 PM
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Apostropher and 12 other friends became a fan of Rotten Bastards.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:49 PM
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Croupier, deal thyself.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:51 PM
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Angler, reel thyself.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:52 PM
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Baseball base, steal thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:52 PM
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Stool pigeon, squeal thyself.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:53 PM
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14: [Like]


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:54 PM
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Fat, congeal thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:54 PM
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Session, Peel thyself.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:54 PM
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Scallopine, veal thyself!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:55 PM
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Chromosome, allele thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:55 PM
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Sympathist, feel thyself.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:56 PM
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Carnegie, steel thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:56 PM
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Joke, wear thin thyself!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:56 PM
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Glocken, spiel thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 5:59 PM
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Heebie tears, feel thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:00 PM
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unagi, eel thyself.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:14 PM
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Barrow boy, wheel thyself.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:15 PM
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zealot, zeal thyself.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:20 PM
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stuck pig, squeal thyself


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:20 PM
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southern stereotype, genteel thyself.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:21 PM
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Captain, teneille thyself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:21 PM
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Shaquille, O'Neal thyself.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:23 PM
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Fish, creel thyself. Potato, peel thyself. Gene, allele thyself. Nobles, genteel thyselves. Diners, meal thyselves.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:23 PM
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Dang, 36 before I read 33. For shame.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:24 PM
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And 23. Doublefuck.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:25 PM
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costume drama, quadrille thyself.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:25 PM
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Roosevelt, New Deal thyself.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:28 PM
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Captain, teneille thyself.

This deserves another look.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:29 PM
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Ally Mc, Beal thyself.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:31 PM
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Stanley keeps homopwning me because I can post mine. You know what, though? FUCK ALL OF YOU:

Patrick Harris, Neil thyself.
Jessica, Biel thyself.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:32 PM
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Emma, Peel thyself.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:35 PM
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"Because" in 43 should be "before", unless Stanley is psychic and motivated by obscure jealousies, in which case fuck that dude.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:37 PM
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hiatus!


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:37 PM
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Emma, Peel thyself.

.GIF! .GIF! .GIF!


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:39 PM
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Shlemazel, Shlemiel thyself.


Posted by: Hasenpfeffer Inc. | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:40 PM
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Scallop, coquille thyself.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:41 PM
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Like a pig, squeal -- thyself!


Posted by: OPINIONATED REDNECK FROM DELIVERANCE | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:42 PM
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Gargamel, Raziel thyself.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:42 PM
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Cordon Bleu, Veal Thyself


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:45 PM
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Aquamarine, teal thyself.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:45 PM
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Camouflage, conceal thyself.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:46 PM
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Lama, Prayer Wheel thyself.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:48 PM
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Imam, reveal thyself!


Posted by: cor contritus | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:48 PM
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Hermetic, seal thyself.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:49 PM
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Commoner, weal thyself.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:51 PM
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Convert, zeal thyself.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:51 PM
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Jell-O™ fruit salad, congeal thyself.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:52 PM
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56 -- What up.


Posted by: Ogged | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:52 PM
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OT:

Boner, son of Chekov, missing.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 6:59 PM
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Zoolander, Blue Steel thyself.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:00 PM
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Salvador Dali, surreal thyself.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:11 PM
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Clown, fuck banana peel thyself.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:16 PM
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Audience, hear thyself.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:17 PM
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Ronco Veg-O-Matic, Popeil thyself.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:19 PM
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Fear, fear thyself.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:19 PM
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USA Patriot Act, repeal thyself.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:21 PM
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Physician, heal thyself.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:22 PM
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Monty Hall, deal thyself.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:23 PM
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70: I hear nature is like that.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:24 PM
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End of this game, reveal thyself!


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:25 PM
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62: Sad. I lost a friend under those same kind of circumstances. You want to hold out hope for some other sort of resolution, but these things pretty much never end well.


Posted by: Jimmy Pongo | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:45 PM
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I cast my lot with those who would forge ahead against the grain of this thread. Let us break the mould, and set free the unalloyed truth. Our fiery furnaces shall remain unquenched; we have naught to lose but our tempers.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 7:58 PM
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Ruling, appeal thyself!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:02 PM
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I'm not even amusing myself anymore.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:03 PM
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Tommy, see thyself.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:31 PM
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Tommy, feel thyself.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:31 PM
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Tommy, touch thyself.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:32 PM
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Gazing at you I get the heat.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:33 PM
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Fuck the hell you! Oh my golly! Cocksucking slugabeds!


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 8:40 PM
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Hey now, 61. No heart-breakingly disappointing impersonations.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 9:53 PM
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Yeah, that's like the one unbreakable rule of unfogged, yo. no sock-puppeting real commenters, and double-plus ungood no sock-puppeting ogged, PBUH. I suggest self-mortification so severe that, puppeter, you weal thyself.


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 11:31 PM
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I suggest self-mortification so severe that, puppeter, you weal thyself.
Ashura was two months ago. Unless our impersonator is not even a Mexican Shiite, but a Catholic, then he can indulge year round.


Posted by: terez kurwa my | Link to this comment | 02-22-10 11:57 PM
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Orange, peel thyself.


Posted by: Klug | Link to this comment | 02-23-10 11:31 AM
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86 comments, like 17 distinct jokes.

"pwn" used to mean something here.


Posted by: sam k | Link to this comment | 02-23-10 1:41 PM
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"pwn" used to mean something here.

Don't get me started.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 02-23-10 1:50 PM
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87: Commenter, pwn thyself!

88: We all have our cross-posteds to bear, SB.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 02-23-10 4:33 PM
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PWN THIS COMMENT!


Posted by: OPINIONATED ABBIE HOFFMAN | Link to this comment | 02-23-10 4:34 PM
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