I have seldom regretted hitting the "read more" button more than I did just this minute.
[See 106 in another thread.]
This has been simple answers to rhetorical questions.
m, get thee behind me, O Satan
I'm shocked. This is stupid. I sort of wish I'd never heard of this. This is kind of a dirty trick. This is also stupid.
I found DFW's writing to be mildly amusing for about 20 pages. I do enjoy DFW paradies.
It's from before your time, Brock.
DFW, by remaining self-enslaved to the dictionary, never really attained the level that can be called "artist."
The artist creates meaning, by investing old words with radical revaluations or even better by inventing new words or replacing old ones. Quark.
But still not best. Still an authoritarianism.
Best is to socially destroy all previous meaning and liberate the reader to create new meaning on their own, either individually or in a voluntary association of independent producers.
9.last: Hence the animated gif, Bob.
As long as the animated gif has artistic merit, I withdraw my retching in disgust.
OT: Mcardle is being discussed at Crooked Timbr. I love this quote:
"This is painfully funny, not just mordantly funny. I would ask why you all continue to discuss this woman's ridiculous arguments but I can see how irresistible they must be."
Apo,
Is this gif available at some direct link, ideally with an innocuous looking URL and some moaning on audio? Rick Rolling is needs an update.
I must admit I was prepared for this rather than that.
Moby: no audio, but I originally found it here.
It's like old times, what with apostropher posting, and linking to The Editors, no less.
Excellent form. A 9.6 from the East German judge.
In a few cases, we couldn't find the definition on Yahoo, so we just left those words in bold.
Too bad there aren't other dictionaries available online.
According to some book by Robin Lane Fox that I left in a hotel, Caesar admonished himself to "avoid an unfamiliar word as a sailor does the rocks."
21: A very good idea for a politician in any age.
22: Of course, the "familiar" is rich with traps for even the most elegant of stylists (who don't have to take time from writing to massacre, decimate and do that face-painting thing that Ciaran Hinds carried off about as well as could be expected on HBO).
14 - That was a very strange video, OFE. It showed musicians singing, rather than panning over women's behind ends.
I do enjoy DFW paradies
I really enjoyed Paradieswärts DFW.
The video in 14 is surprisingly awesome.
25:Too psych. Prefer Tanz and Wolf City myself.
Incidentally, "DFW" is starting to bug me, in a synchronic epiphanic kind of way.
Well, you know the Dallas-Fort Worth area better than the rest of us, bob.
We call Dallas-Fort Worth "Tanz and Wolf City" now, to avoid confusion with David-Foster Wallace.
mansuetude is the opposite of MANDOM
No, FEMIDOM is the opposite of MANDOM.
I was wondering how long it'd be before that .gif would show up here.
How long ago did you start wondering?
I really think everyone's overreacting to the gif. Ok, CGI of a dinosaur rubbing itself against a pole. It's a bit funny, a bit funky, but not so shocking as to produce an audible reaction, or perhaps even a subtle change in facial expression.
Whenever jwz linked to it. (I rely on curators to find this sort of thing for me, I don't go searching for it myself.)
That gif makes me miss herpies.net (giant, giant site devoted to, um "herpies", are analogous to furries except instead of furry animals they were fixated on snakes, lizards, dragons that fucked cars, and slash fiction (and illustration) involving characters from The Land Before Time). Oh, I wish I could show it to you all. It was so very wrong.
I don't see what the big deal about this animated dot gif is.
Apo, have you seen the revival of House that's going around? It's a feature-length Japanese horror movie about an evil ghost killing six teenage girls from the director of MANDOM based on a story idea from his ten-year-old daughter. The talking cat and the girl-eating piano are among the less crazy elements of the movie.
35: Some of us remember it. (And wish we didn't.)
35: My mind is still recovering from the blowing it experienced when I discovered just how many detailed illustrations there are of dragons fucking cars. I'm all in favor of people expressing whatever bizarre consensual kinks they have, but dragons fucking cars is not so much sick and twisted as WTF?! Spank away, freaky weirdos, but I'm afraid I can't join you on this one.
37: I was not familiar with it. Wow.
12: OT: Mcardle is being discussed at Crooked Timbr
It's too long a thread to scan just to see whether someone's said that she really doesn't write very well, never mind her tortured analogies between conservatism and blackness.
Tortured, just as conservatives have been tortured by the liberal/pc reign.
Everybody is tortured by a PC. Though I'm getting used to Windows 7.
DFW has been so over-sold to me that I am more annoyed than encouraged by discussion of his supposed awesomeness, causing me to tuck his works away in the same mental crawlspace as The Wire, Mad Men, George R.R. Martin and pretty much anything Neal Stephenson wrote after Cryptonomicon.
Phwooooar at the lizard, though. Give me a couple minutes to pull the car around, IYKWIM.
Give me a couple minutes to pull the car around, IYKWIM.
AITID, but I'm not sure I want to find out for sure.
I observe that as early on as comment 45 in that thread, the wince-worthy sentence structure of certain quoted passages was pointed out, so I'm satisfied. Even though I realize that makes me a completely snotty person, about which I'm vaguely embarrassed, and for which I will attempt to make amends in some other way.
Which thread? Not the self-ownership one. Bårubå's?
The lizard is totally cute! In what he's doing, and all. Dunno what was so shocking about it. Excellent post, Apo.
I could look for myself, but I prefer to act (but not be, since you helped) helpless.
Bårubå's
Now you're just being perverse.
I don't even know how, on this keyboard, to give you an example of what proper perversity would look like. OH WAIT maybe I can, hold on.
Hey, baa shows up in Holbo's thread. Neat.
How delightful that the creepy dinosaur-on-the-pole thread is also a McMegan thread. A happy coïncidence.
I know we've discussed dragons fucking cars at least once here before. The original site is gone, but I believe the pictures are still around on some other site.
There's McMegan thread enough over at CT and at her own place, however.
And the dinosaur-on-a-pole is not creepy! It's cute. It's like: Don't you think I'm sexy? I think I'm sexy. I'm totally sexed up by myself, check me out. Yep, good stuff, me.
I know we've discussed dragons fucking cars at least once here before
Is there any x for which the statement "we've discussed x at least once here before" is false?
How do you feel about dragons fucking cars, Parsi? I'm not judging you...
I don't even know how, on this keyboard, to give you an example of what proper perversity would look like. OH WAIT maybe I can, hold on.
Unicode obviates keyboard-dependence. Here's all the perversity you need.
☃ ♥ Þ 卐
Here's a previous discussion. The link there no longer works.
56: oh yeah, there's lots of 'em. That really only scratched the surface of herpies.net, though. There was the whole section of lactating godzilla-esque anime monsters, the hyper-realistic lizard fucking drawings, the archive of video clips of actual lizard sex (you know, for reference), the pictures of lizards, turtles, dragons, dinosaurs and snakes having relations with humans of both sexes -- it was a whole deal.
59: I haven't seen dragons fucking cars. It might be funny (though it sounds either stupid or violent, perhaps both). Anyway, that's not a dragon on the pole, it's a dinosaur or lizard. The two scenarios seem entirely different.
60: Just because you don't participate in the love between snowmen and trumpet Nazis doesn't give you license to hate, you know.
57: Don't you think I'm sexy? I think I'm sexy. I'm totally sexed up by myself, check me out. Yep, good stuff, me.
Now we know. It's the late '70s Rod Stewart that Parsimon likes.
HOLY CRAP HERPYS IS STILL THERE THAT MAKES MY DAY!
love between snowmen and trumpet Nazis
Is this a answer to my 58? Or did I just miss that thread?
Is there any x for which the statement "we've discussed x at least once here before" is false?
Probably not.
69: Access denied: pornography or adult content.
72: noooo kidding.
Betcha ain't gonna be able to look at this one, either.
72: That kind of aborted viewing attempt is being logged by your workplace's network, Brock.
I mean, what did people who had fantasies like this do while that site was down?
Uh, so btw, pretty much everything from herpy.net is NSFW, okay? You all know that, right? If somebody gets fired for looking at hermaphroditic godzilla pictures I'll have a very confusing mix of emotions.
That kind of aborted viewing attempt is being logged by your workplace's network, Brock
That's why I would have appreciated a NSFW warning.
77: Fuck 'em. It shows that you have a bit of edge.
63 wasn't an effective warning? Did you think I meant totally work-safe pictures of lactating anime monsters?
65, that's a thorn. I meant it to look like a tongue.
If I ran a zoo, I'm not sure what I would do I found herpy.net in the log of someone working at the lizard house. Either take pity on the lizards and fire them or try to save money by cutting their salary because you can be pretty sure they won't get a job at the grocery store just to make $2/hour more.
I started googling for images of "lizard reproduction", to show you just how many work-safe ones exist (as proof that 63 was not, in fact, effective warning). Now I'm worried that having that in my log, on the heels of having my access to herpy.net denied, is going to look bad.
Brock, my Google is broken and I need a recipe for tonight's chicken dinner. Could you google "Glazed Breasts" for me?
81: Either take pity on the lizards and fire them or try to save money by cutting their salary because you can be pretty sure they won't get a job at the grocery store just to make $2/hour more.
Yeah, grocery stores never hire lizards anymore.
Wow, so right after I was looking at this post and a bunch of other random junk on the internet at work, trying to avoid conversation with my coworkers, the guy I work with pulls me aside to tell me that he's been thinking about how necessary I am to the school, and that he's going to spend the weekend arguing that they should create a full-time salary for me so I can stay next year. I thought I was pretty clear in my response, but... what does a girl have to do to get herself fired around here? I do almost nothing, am unpleasantly humorless and critical, and barely show up, if at all, on most days I'm supposed to be there. Jiminy Christmas.
Girl lizards who are not nice have a lot of trouble finding boy friends. They would be happy if a guy hit their lizard bottoms.
Girl lizards who are nice can get a lot of boy friends. Girl lizards who are nice and do not have bodies of animals between their teeth can get extra boy friends.
I do almost nothing, am unpleasantly humorless and critical, and barely show up, if at all, on most days I'm supposed to be there.
This is exactly the sort of job from which I would not be trying to get myself fired.
Surely there is a law somewhere that, in any position in which AWB is great at her job and super-hard-working, she is under the threat of being fired at any moment. In any position in which AWB does nothing but Gchat about her weekend plans and look at lizard porn, she is considered indispensable.
Well, who else will look at lizard porn? Not every workplace has someone willing to take on these tasks.
88: Glenn Beck said that was part of Obama's health plan, but until now I didn't believe him.
I have no idea why this guy is defending my job. Two workdays ago, I told him off for being inconsistent. Yesterday I told him off, in front of our superiors, for being a pathetic panderer. Maybe that's his thing, but it's not mine. It stresses me out to give people the business.
OT: Middle finger at cops defended near my hometown.
Well, who else will look at lizard porn?
Sifu, apparently.
That site seriously gets wronger all the time.
Jesus, that lizard-thing doesn't appear remotely to be enjoying whatever it is that's happening there.
Ovipositing, nosflow. Ovipositing is what's happening.
I so want to click these links to see what's being discussed, but I have this fear that my hotel is monitoring internet traffic and will flag me as a pervert and kick me out or report me to the local authorities or something.
Oh fuck, Chopper, so sorry to hear it.
I'd make a joke about Chopper clicking the links, but damn, 100 sounds too serious for that. Sorry to hear it.
My dad lost his job about a month ago. If anyone knows of anyone willing to hire a nearly 60-yr-old middle manager with a BA, let me know. They're willing to move.
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Essear, have you realized that anyone who was ever on Veronica Mars is on Party Down? The main character is the creepy, predatory teacher with the black satin sheets, and Dick and Vinnie van Low are on it, too. And Veronica, and the rapist guy, and Veronica's dad, and Meg, and Logan, and pretty much everyone else is on it from time to time.
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That sucks, Chopper. Wanna start a company with me? We could specialize in, um, stuff-doing. Or we could do a series of highly remunerative ultra-low-speed cross-country running exhibitions at senior centers across the country.
Sorry to hear that, Chopper.
We could specialize in, um, stuff-doing.
Looking at lizard porn?
Rarely has "it's a dirty job" been said with more truth.
Thanks, everyone. Yeah, it was a contract gig, 3 months and then to be renewed. No renewal, as the company in question is doing layoffs and cutting spending across the board. I have an iron in the fire that I was hoping to have more fully developed before something like this happened.
Sifu, I'm pretty good at stuff-doing. And looking at unfortunate porn. So we've got two core areas of expertise already. Shit, let's get some venture cap up in this bitch!
I want in! I can totally edit things for this stuff-doing company and, um, do any teaching of German drama that comes up.
Back to herpy.net: this is the most amazing inspirational poster ever.
117: Wait me, too! We can form the theater department -- we do both kinds of theater, ancient and modern!
Greek and German! What else is there? And with that philosophy, we open a necessary position for a Heidegger specialist. Ben?
Man. You start a company and inside of three comments the humanities types swoop in with their predatory business savvy. Kinda makes me feel like this.
118: Is the slogan supposed to relate to the picture? I can't figure out what, if any, connection is supposed to be implied.
110: Yes! I think somewhere in the archives I have a comment or two about it. After the first episode or two I didn't think I was going to like it, but eventually I watched all of season one and really enjoyed it. (And it's nice to see Kristen Bell in something I like, because VM made me a fan of her acting but all these romantic comedies she's appearing in lately have zero appeal for me.)
Well, I am known as "the opening of Being"…
Rarely has "it's a dirty job" been said with more truth.
"but someone's got to do it," not so much.
121: So is this kind of picture, like, an established genre, like dragons fucking cars (which it somewhat resembles)?
123: Oh, and the ambulance-chasing lawyer who gave V's dad work, too!
And it occurs to me that you left out one of the most awesome people from VM who was in one episode of Party Down: Cliff! ("I like this case. It's... tawdry.")
Herpetological porn theater! The Frogs--only they FUCK! Jurassic Park--with FUCKING!
we open a necessary position for a Heidegger specialist
Someone should go register BeingBeing.com. It'll be just like BoingBoing, but with exciting daily Heideggerian updates.
126: apparently now it is. My favorite is the Pterodactyl and the predator drone.
It'll be just like BoingBoing, but with exciting daily Heideggerian updates.
Didn't we already try that?
with exciting daily Heideggerian updates
I volunteer to follow Peter Gordon around and report on anything he mentions about Heidegger.
The paleontological and ethical questions raised by this caption are manifold.
The picture in 136 is extraordinarily confusing.
I have to admit, this is really giving me something to look forward to when I get home tonight.
136 and 137 are much funnier because I can't click through to the picture at work.
I finally gave in to temptation and clicked on 136. I was underwhelmed.
I have to admit, this is really giving me something to look forward to when I get home tonight.
Oh, hey, Brock, food which might or might not meet your standards of edibility (via Truehoop).
My sympathies as well Chopper.
I'm home now and I'm still not clicking on the links.
Sorry, Chopper. Hope you turn something up.
Shit, Chopper, that sucks. Good luck.
142: The linked images are pretty silly and harmless, since they're drawings done at various skill levels of dinosaurs doing sexual things. They register about on the level of drawings of huge-breasted wimmins or big-dicked guys behaving stereotypically.
Chopper -- sorry to hear that news.
They register about on the level of drawings of huge-breasted wimmins or big-dicked guys behaving stereotypically.
You're so right, I'm sick of depictions of this guy behaving stereotypically.
Condolences, Chopper. I would like to join your stuff-doing company. I can say derisive things about other people's* attempts to be interdisciplinary, and also make snacks (but not, you know, so many snacks that it is like being an actual cook or chef). Sounds useful, right?
*Only people not employed by StuffCorp, of course.
Also I can consume vast quantities of fizzy water, if you need help with that.
Would you say it's the LizardLength or the LizardGirth?
Also sorry, Chops. I hope that iron in the fire gets hot soon.
As for StuffCorp, I'm happy to organize a band to play all our corporate events. (However, it must be said: this is all sounding suspiciously similar to Will's proposed co-op, so perhaps you two should merge your efforts so as not to divide our loyalties and abilities.)
147: I just wanted Moby not to be afraid to click on the lizard pictures. It's up to him whether he clicks on the pictures of big-dicked Jesus.
116: Good luck, Chopper. If the stuff-doing company gets off the ground, let me know. I can test the stuff for its suitability for geezers and write phrases such as "The ergos of this stuff are awesome!"
Sigh. I have no stuff-related talents.
154: Perfect! You get to vice president, is the way that one usually works, I think.
Aw man. My sympathies, Chopper. That sucks.
As for the Unfogged Corp. stuff-doing venture, two questions: (1) would commenting then count as productivity? and (2) to whom should resumes be directed?
Huh. Obviously 155 should say "get to be vice president".
158: You'll need to hire a proofreader.
159: Is that Yglesias fellow available?
Hm. On reflection, I feel slightly bad for 160, as I don't personally know the guy, but it's basically an internet tradition at this point to lightly mock him in this fashion, right? So I'm okay?
161: You're fine. He's very thick-skinned and has been at this for a long time. His foibles are well-known.
That sucks, Chopper. Hope you find something else good 'n' stuff-related soon.
Parsimon is bad at the make people not want to click the links game.
164: I didn't know that was a game. Sorry!
Anyway, the dinosaur drawings just seem to partake of the same juvenile or adolescent salaciousness or humor sense as the big-titted or half-clothed women stuff does. It's not really horrifying or creepy at all; it's just there, a thing. That people do. I nod politely if I can. (I have a friend who was, last I knew, trying to write a screenplay featuring hott nazi chicks or something. Uh-huh, okay.)
it's just there, a thing. That people dinosaurs do.
I don't really find them horrifying. I find them kind of awesome. Who would make such a thing? Who finds it exciting? And some of them are so endearing. Could this hermaphroditic dragon be any happier with who they are? I say no.
You're having entirely too much fun with this, Sifu.
Although now that I think of it, there would be no such thing as too much fun with tricking people into looking at these, à la Rickrolling.
Also, everyone else has already said it, but still, sorry Chopper. Good luck with the thing in the fire.
I find the ones where the seemingly female lizards wear facial expressions indicative of displeasure kind of horrifying, given the uses to which I assume these pictures are put, but that doesn't really have anything to do with their depicting reptiles.
Like the one in 167. That's pretty awesome.
The predator drone is seriously the best. I mean, how could you improve on this? That's like the summation of all art right there.
Meanwhile, the curious reader who turns to Wikipedia to learn more about steatopygia learns also that
It is often accompanied by the formation known as elongated labia (labia minora that may extend as much as 4 inches outside the vulva). This was historically known as the "hottentot apron" -- now deemed a very offensive term.
172: Again with the inscrutable mottoes.
Some of them inspire a disorienting level of cognitive dissonance. "Okay, now I've gotten the feathers just perfect, time to work on the butthole!"
I see that the pic in 172 was taken from www.dinosaursfuckingrobots.com.
Dinosaurs turn out to have been a little bit irreverent.
Why should that inspire cognitive dissonance? Because it is known that birds don't have buttholes?
178: no! Just that the artist thought about what they wanted in their picture, and they came up with (a) extravagant, tropically colored plumage, (b) cartoonish, oversized feet and (c) lovingly rendered sphincter. I would expect maybe two out of those three.
No fair, that's a robot fucking another robot pretending to be a dinosaur.
Okay, I thought those dinosaur pictures were supposed to be some kind of joke. I didn't think sifu would actually be linking to a bunch of pictures of reptile porn. What the hell? Those things were completely inappropriate for my three year old. (I mean, I know he's not scarred or anything--he just said "dinosaur!", but I had no good way to answer "what are they doing?")
Also, I don't see any lady dolphins being gay in 136. All the sex I can see is heterosexual. It's possible I'm just confused about what's going on, but I don't think so.
I thought the lizard Apo linked under the fold was endearing. Definitely. Not that the artist/creator, whoever it was, was endearing, but that the depicted lizard was.
That one linked in 167 is really well-done! The artistry has a lot to do with my response. That one's partaking of an established trend in comics, in graphics. Pretty talented, actually. I don't even go to endearing with respect to the artist there, but rather assume that he or she has professional aspirations.
Could this hermaphroditic dragon be any happier with who they are?
Yeah, I get that. That goes back a long time in the history of certain kinds of fiction. No quibble with it.
I'd like to see a cobra fucking a rainbow.
183 originally to 167. That took some time. 167 and its link gave me pause.
he just said "dinosaur!"
This is cracking me up.
Now that I think of it, why do these pictures give the dinosaurs human genitalia? No one is interested erect hemipenes? Cloacae?
Be the change etc Sifu. Be the change.
(Cobra/rainbow sounds like it has possibilities to be honest.)
"Only one is used at a time, and some evidence indicates males alternate use between copulations. The hemipenis itself has a variety of shapes, depending on species. … Some species even have forked hemipenes (each hemipenis has two tips)."
You would think these people would be all over that shit.
OTOH they also have vaguely humanoid physiques.
I didn't think sifu would actually be linking to a bunch of pictures of reptile porn.
Really? That seems to me like exactly the sort of thing that Sifu would do.
Fucked up the html there in 191, but that first paragraph should be italicized.
I'm sorry, Brock, but I literally laughed out loud at 182. 72, fair enough, the hints about the content were kinda vague. But after 146, 175 and 176, among others, what did you expect?
I hadn't read 146, 175 or 176 at the time. 141 was the last comment I saw before leaving work. When I got home, I didn't bother to catch up on the thread--I just started clicking links.
"what are they doing?"
Well son, the one in front is sick, and the one in back is pushing him to the hospital.
I didn't bother to catch up on the thread--I just started clicking links.
I'd say this is a bad idea, in general.
I just started clicking links.
That's the pioneer spirit that made this country great, Brock.
OTOH they also have vaguely humanoid physiques.
I noticed that! Huh.
I think Brock may be trolling, but this is his special skill. Did he really come home, settle before the computer with his 3-year-old son on his lap, and say, "Here, young Brockster, we'll look at some pictures!"
?
Hard to say.
The one linked in 172 is pretty hilarious.
Not in my lap, no, but playing in the living room, in sight of the laptop.
I'm still puzzled (and mildly offended) that a number of people here seem to think I just make shit up.
164, 165, etc.: I learned, from goatse, that you cannot unsee things and that having the general idea of an image is sometimes more than enough.
202: Brock, you do excel at trolling. It can be hard to tell sometimes.
Now, I'm listening to Bruce Cockburn. Before that I listened to, er, Citizen Cope. Before that I was looking for a Sinead O'Connor, her reggae album, but I think my housemate may have that in his car or something.
Does that answer the question posed in another thread? At least for tonight's listening pleasure. Otherwise I'll have to talk about Piano Magic and Jeff Beck.
Excuse me, Piano Magic should actually not be in italics there.
a) Chopper, sorry to hear your bad news.
b) Sifu and Brock are each, in their own ways, national treasures.
209.b: Nicolas Cage and Sean Bean are competing to find them?
♫There were reptiles
Fucking cars
But I never saw them fucking
No, I never saw them at all
Till there was Sifu♫
And I add in my sympathies about the job situation, Chopper.
By way of amends, I'd like to buy Brock's son a t-shirt.
Okay so now it's just me in here, and in other circumstances it would be super creepy if there was just one person alone on a forum posting links to NSFW illustrations of dragon and dinosaur fucking all night, but in this case (a) it's strictly reportorial, and (b) it's the neverending story.
Dude! Does this site ever stop being amazing?
A rose petals
Slightly creeping on the
Autumn Wind
and Loving forever
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So, uh, to answer the question posed in 187.last, it appears that no small number of those people are indeed interested in cloacae.
214b: I will never stop laughing. I want Kajagoogoo to sing a song about that.
I really never would have guessed.
We don't need to take this to the next level, I think.
I am starting to wonder if our boy has "gone native."
Also, everyone should note the 10 hour difference between the timestamp of Mr. Tweety's rediscovery of Herpys this morning and the most recent links Spotting him some time off for lunch, dinner, and bathroom breaks, it looks like our intrepid curator has spent about 8 hours looking at dinosaur porn. I am impressed and honored to be commenting on the same web venue.
I'm not sure what I was expecting when I started reading this thread, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't this.
I surreptitiously clicked on one of the links while my wife and daughter were milling around. When I saw the picture, I thought, "can I sink any lower?" I'm glad Brock was around with 182 to answer the question in the affirmative.
I made the mistake of googling images of steatopygia and was taken to a Vanguard thread in which a commenter had a little animated smiley of a lynching. :-( I felt far more sad for myself about that than about dinosaur humping.
Alternatively, Sifu just has an 8 hour refractory period.
Also, I am upset that so many of the dinosaurs have breasts. Apparently, I'm willing to buy that dinosaurs have orgies with robots and dildos, but breasts? Come on, do you even like reptiles?
231: Secretly, what the creators of these images desire, is to have sex with a mam.
(I mean, I know he's not scarred or anything--he just said "dinosaur!", but I had no good way to answer "what are they doing?")
Tell him to ask your neighbour to explain?
225: I am starting to wonder if our boy has "gone native."
Jetpack (non-pornographic).
Is that a teeny little helmet that the jetpack dinosaur is wearing?!
I thought it was a sailor hat, which raises other questions.
