Re: Neighborly, that's me.

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I read that as a two year old neighbour, and was wondering where he fitted into the snow-clearing.

I like my neighbours too. (Even if one of them is voting Tory - he fixed our drainpipe for us because he was out with his ladder and noticed it had come loose.)


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 3:54 AM
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Our neighbours seem to be split roughly 50/50 Lib/Lab. What astonishes me is how many of them seem to be enthusiastic enough to put up a poster. They're all great people - it's nice having real neighbours; the last house we lived in most of the street was fairly transient.


Posted by: OFE | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 4:52 AM
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When penis gourds are outlawed, only outlaws will have penis gourds.

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Posted by: KR | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 7:45 AM
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You don't need the pause/play symbols for that one. By definition, that's on-topic for any thread here.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 7:58 AM
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There are about four old ladies on my street that are engaged in an extremely petty competition to see who can annoy the others the most. My sympathies are with the one being annoying by trying to enforce city rules. The ones trying to be annoying by breaking city rules keep attracting dozens of pigeons and parking like an assholes.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:04 AM
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3: I'm surprised my inbox isn't full of emails offering to sell me leaves from the Indonesian gatal-gatal tree.


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:15 AM
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6: You can get the same effect by sticking your penis in a beehive. I think. Never tried it myself.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:31 AM
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7: That's why the bees are dying.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:42 AM
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Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear
So I do care, so I'll climb there
I'm so rumbly in my tumbly
I'll just fuck this hive.


Posted by: Winnie-the-Pooh | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:47 AM
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I was not on the camping trip, but I knew the people involved:

On a camping trip, druggy wild man decides he's going to fuck a melon, and the poor melon gets sort of passed around the group and sodomized.

Hours later, someone says "Where's Weird Kid?" They peered around with flashlights and found him behind a tree, making love to the melon. He was curious but too embarrassed to join the revelry, so he found a nice quiet spot to make love to his melon.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:54 AM
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"Where's Weird Kid?"

Call me a stick-in-the-mud, but I would find "weird kid" to be insufficiently precise in that situation.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 8:57 AM
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Eh, stick-in-the-mud, stick-in-the-melon, what's a few terminal letters between friends.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:15 AM
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10 leaves me at a loss for comment.


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:31 AM
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10: So was this sort of pass-the-fruit-and-fuck-it behavior consistent with the norms of the subculture in which you moved at the time?


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:38 AM
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14: Probably the same kids that jerked off Ogged's dog.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:40 AM
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I'm surprised my inbox isn't full of emails offering to sell me leaves from the Indonesian gatal-gatal tree

What do you think is in the "Herbal formula, totally safe"?


Posted by: KR | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:48 AM
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So was this sort of pass-the-fruit-and-fuck-it behavior consistent with the norms of the subculture in which you moved at the time?

"Endorse every last idea and roll with it" was the norm for these Humboldt hippies. I didn't roll with them much or ever live there, I just dated a guy there and visited him a few times.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:50 AM
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I just dated a guy there

Did he try to get you to wear one of these?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 9:58 AM
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Are you unafraid to google "slutty melon costume" from work? Did you just know that link?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 10:00 AM
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In general I get along well with my neighbors, and two of them have been over for dinner a few times. But I was depressed this week to see a Marco Rubio sticker on the truck of another one. We're nowhere near Florida.


Posted by: Witt | Link to this comment | 04-30-10 10:03 AM
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