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You made the baby cry already, Heebie? Jesus.

(Congratulations!!!! Yay!)


Posted by: AWB | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:18 PM
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Huzzah! Congrats to all the Geebies!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:20 PM
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Yay!


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:24 PM
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Did you tell BG?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:25 PM
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Yippee!


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:26 PM
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Congrats!


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:28 PM
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Congratulations! Nice nickname, too. Did he put his right hand out and shake it all about?


Posted by: Neil the Ethical Werewolf | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:29 PM
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And thus "HP" becomes ambiguous.

Also -- Congrats!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:29 PM
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Woo baby!


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:33 PM
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Yay and welcome to the little one!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:34 PM
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Hokey Pokey

As if Virginia football fans hadn't suffered enough today already...


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:41 PM
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Well done!


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:52 PM
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Many manies of congratulations.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:52 PM
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Yay! Congratulations to all!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:53 PM
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Congratulations!

In light of their mother's vocation, perhaps HP1 and HP2?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:54 PM
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Or for less HTML, maybe HP and HP'.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:55 PM
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Woo hoo! Let the screeching begin!


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:56 PM
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What a gorgeous baby! Congrats, heebie, well done!


Posted by: Mary Catherine | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:56 PM
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That's what it's all about!


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 3:58 PM
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Congratulations heebie, jammies, punch, and hokey.

A Black Friday baby portends many happy returns?


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:02 PM
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HaPu and HoPo.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:07 PM
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Whoo. Go baby.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:18 PM
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Congratulations and best wishes to the whole geebie family.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:20 PM
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Congrats!


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:22 PM
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We made a baby yesterday!

Shortest gestation evar.

(Congrats!)


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:25 PM
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Congratulations Geebies!


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:29 PM
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Many congratulations to the geebie family!


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:48 PM
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Hey, that's a pretty good baby you made, Heebs! Congratulations!

(They know what causes that now, if you want to stop.)


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:50 PM
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HaPu and HoPo
Works for me, thus proving senilty hasn't advanced too far yet.

Congrats, H & J. Gloom is lifting!


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 4:57 PM
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Congratulations! I still find it weird that the birth of an imaginary baby makes me happy for a bit. So, when can we expect the next one?


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:02 PM
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Welcome to the world, you wonderful new little person.


Posted by: Witt | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:15 PM
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Congratulations to everyone involved! What an adorable kid!


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:16 PM
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Hooray for babies! Congratulations, guys.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:17 PM
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Babies, hooray! </hands in the air>


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:21 PM
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As Mrs. Parker apocryphally wired her friend: Good work, [Heebie.] We all knew you had it in you.

Also quick draw on the pseud!


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:25 PM
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Congratulations.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:35 PM
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Woohoo! Yay!

I assume the pseud was the result of months of discussion, including consultation of baby psued books.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:40 PM
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s/b pseud


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:41 PM
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So, when can we expect the next one?

I, for one, eagerly await the birth of Huffington Post.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:42 PM
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Followed by the Houses of Parliament.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:46 PM
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And Hot Pocket.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:50 PM
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Just call the rest Harry Potter and number 'em like the sequels.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:56 PM
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I remember confessing long ago to a commenter that I was really excited about seeing photos of all these promised babies on the Flickr group and on blogs, and I was right to be; y'all make nice-looking kids. What are the odds that this many nerds could have such pretty babies?


Posted by: AWB | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 5:57 PM
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Congratulations!


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:10 PM
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Congratulations! He shares a birthday with my sister, so you just know he's going to turn out all right.


Posted by: emdash | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:15 PM
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Yay baby! Congratulations!


Posted by: Gabardine Bathyscaphe | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:30 PM
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Whoo-hoo! Congrats to all! :)


Posted by: Bonsaisue | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:32 PM
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Congratulations!


Posted by: parodie | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:33 PM
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Hooray! Congratulations! He is adorable.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:37 PM
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Congratulations!


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:43 PM
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Wonderful news - best wishes.


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:46 PM
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What, another one?

(In other words: Congratulations!)


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:51 PM
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TITTIES! NOW! HOORAY!


Posted by: OPIONATED BABY | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:52 PM
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Guess those coctails made a difference after all, OPINIONATED PREGNANT LADY.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:56 PM
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Excellent job, heebie!

Welcome, HP2!

Congrats to all!


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 6:56 PM
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Cute!


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 7:07 PM
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Congrats!


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 8:11 PM
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Congratulations! Well done! Now you can have a nice rest! Oh, wait...


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 8:18 PM
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Seriously, very cute.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 8:19 PM
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Super cute! Congratulations!


Posted by: Klug | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 8:20 PM
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He's already bored with us, I can see it in his eyes.

Congrats to the lot of you!!


Posted by: wrenae | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 8:29 PM
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It doesn't rate with a new baby, but Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State is very good.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 9:10 PM
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And I wrote that before the TD that made it 40-38.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 9:12 PM
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"Hey, let's just go 80 yards in a single play once again."
"Won't somebody try to stop us?"
"Apparently not."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 9:22 PM
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This thread has now been running for half of
HP2's life.


Posted by: Econolicious | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 10:09 PM
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Hooray for adorable small-small ones!!
Congrats and speedy recovery, all around.


Posted by: Jimmy Pongo | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 10:58 PM
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congratulations!!! woo hook'em baybeez!!


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 11-27-10 11:05 PM
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He looks like he's had an eventful day. Congratulations.


Posted by: David | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 12:55 AM
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Yay! Fantastic! Baby! And an adorable one, too.


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 1:07 AM
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woo baby!


Posted by: X. Trapnel | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 1:18 AM
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Happy 0 Bday, HP2!


Posted by: Awl | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 3:32 AM
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Congrats!


Posted by: Martin Wisse | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 4:40 AM
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Wow, you sure know how to make a baby!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 6:09 AM
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The baby is crying because you lot keep littering. Like the Indian in the 70s public service ads about littering.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 6:22 AM
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This thread is boring. Yes, yes congratulations are in order, but what if HoPo is an evil baby? Then evil congratulations are in order, which would be exciting. Or what if HoPo is an adorable space baby, or perhaps a wizard? It's important to consider all the possibilities in this kind of situation.

So: greetings, HoPo, from the designated representative of the lizard people.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 6:48 AM
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Babies are boring, Sifu. The rest of us know this because we are actual adults.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 6:56 AM
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Can't we tart up the baby somehow, make it ecxiting? I have some spare LEDs sitting around.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 7:11 AM
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Many congratulations!!


Posted by: Ile | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 7:21 AM
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Babies come with Bluetooth now. It doesn't help.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 7:23 AM
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what if HoPo is an evil baby?

No way, Sagittarius babies are teh awesome.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 7:41 AM
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77: I suggest a set of those spinning hubcaps and some Lamborghini-style doors.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:04 AM
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Congrats! He's adorable.


Posted by: LizSpigot | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:14 AM
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I didn't mean evil in a bad way. What if the baby's just TOTALLY METAL?

GREETINGS FROM THE DARK LORD, HOPO. \m/


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:24 AM
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Mazel tov.


Posted by: ari | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:30 AM
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Wait, am I really the first person to say "mazel tov" in this thread? Does it strike anyone else as odd that this site has become more aggressively antisemitic now that the Lor is gone?


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GREETINGS FROM THE DARK LOR, HOPO. \m/


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:33 AM
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8 lbs 8 oz? That's a big un!


Posted by: cubert | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:39 AM
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Congratulations and best wishes for the new baby. I certainly couldn't skip participating in such a warm outpouring of community spirit.


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 8:50 AM
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Welcome to the world, hocus pocus (I'm a bit formal that way). And don't worry, not all Jews have to denigrate Iranians by misspelling their tribal names--just those that are academic historians.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 9:03 AM
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The LOR is absent from this place … how dreadful is this place!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 9:15 AM
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Again, my very warmest congratulations.


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 9:23 AM
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Mazel tov!


Posted by: Idealist | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 9:41 AM
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Holy cow, that's cute. Congratulations!


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 9:56 AM
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Congratulations to all. How's HP Senior taking it?


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 10:01 AM
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Oh, my. My ovaries are singing. Mazl tov!


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 11:02 AM
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Diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo dum bum bah!


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 11:35 AM
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Here, have a cute baby owl.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 11:47 AM
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Congratulations!


Posted by: Tiny Hermaphrodite, Esq. | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 12:12 PM
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This is probably unnecessary advice but just in case: don't put that baby back in or shake him all about.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 12:37 PM
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Happy b-day, apo!


Posted by: Kobe | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 12:39 PM
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Oh, yay! Cute one! Curious one. That's a look to the camera, all right.

I'm no expert, but you may be in for some trouble.

Very happy for you.


Posted by: donaquixote | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 1:16 PM
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Belated congratulations!


Posted by: persistently visible | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 7:38 PM
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Wait, am I really the first person to say "mazel tov" in this thread?

I was thinking the very same thing as I was reading through the thread, but then all the mouthy Jews showed up.

Congratov, heebiejammies!


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 11-28-10 9:19 PM
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Congratulations! Also belatedly.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 12:52 AM
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Congratulations? Wait, for what? I didn't read the whole thread, so I must have missed it.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 2:04 AM
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Stanley had a baby.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 3:46 AM
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Yay! Wait, what? No wonder I'm so tired.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 5:31 AM
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Congratulations. The plan to create an Unfogged master race takes another step forward.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 5:59 AM
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heebiejammies

I, too have always thought heebie and jammies rated their own mashed-together nickname, like Brangelina.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 6:08 AM
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Hammies.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 6:36 AM
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Congratulations!


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 6:38 AM
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Hamber-Jambers?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 6:42 AM
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Congratulations, Stanley!

Babies can indeed be METAL. I regularly make the horn-sign to my baby, and shout "METAL!" He always kicks his feet whenever I do it, proving that he's METAL. (I really do this. I don't know why.)


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 6:45 AM
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JabberHammers!


Posted by: Awl | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 6:50 AM
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Wow, baby! Well done, Heebie!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 7:06 AM
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Babies can indeed be METAL.

What with all the screaming and the pissing on their audience babies are also punk as fuck.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 7:44 AM
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116: Babies don't cry. They scream "GWAR!"


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 7:56 AM
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OTish, I finally made the baby bleed and feel awful. She ran away as I was trying to get her to let me put medicated lip balm on the part of her upper lip she chews until it blisters or even splits, ended up wiping out on the wood floor and biting her lower lip. As fas as I can tell, she managed to bleed all over my shoulder and not at all on my shirt. She's happily enough pressing ice on the wound while watching her favorite movie, Babies, but eek! I guess I've passed some sort of initiation.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 8:21 AM
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118: It sounds like she's okay. Plus, busted-lip wounds are totes presidential right now.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 8:31 AM
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I finally made the baby bleed and feel awful

Oh, you can't feel awful about that. Babies are just *filled* with blood. My two youngest ones both learned to walk on brick floors (upstairs and down in our house), so they usually looked like they'd just come out of a prizefight.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 8:31 AM
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I remember Sally at 1 1/2 or two, after she'd faceplanted onto a concrete sidewalk and skinned her nose and forehead. She was scabby for weeks; I was planning the conversation about how if people really cared for her, they wouldn't mind the facial scarring. But it all healed up fine.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 8:39 AM
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119: good point! Though hers just needs cuddles and ice, not 12 stitches. And I'm happy about that, believe me!

I'm mostly glad to just have "first injury" out of the way, though of course it's the same week as her annual exam where the doctor has to make note of all marks and injuries so there's proof we're not physically abusive. Oh well, as much as she writhes and shrieks at the doctor's office, we'll be lucky if she doesn't smash into something there too.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 8:44 AM
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Late to the party, but well done Heebie et al.


Posted by: Tasseled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 9:27 AM
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Awwww!


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 11:36 AM
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Oh, you can't feel awful about that. Babies are just *filled* with blood.

Seriously, they're like ham-flavored Freshen-ups.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 12:14 PM
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Nice Freshen-Ups reference! That stuff was nasty.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 12:20 PM
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126: Are those like Gushers™ for old people?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 12:45 PM
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89: I spelled it correctly, Jew hater.


Posted by: ari | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 12:54 PM
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127: That's right, sonny.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 2:29 PM
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I'm glad you had another baby.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 2:34 PM
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cute! good work!


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 11-29-10 3:41 PM
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Congrats Heebs! (Getting this in late, I know.)


Posted by: W. Breeze | Link to this comment | 11-30-10 6:17 AM
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