You made the baby cry already, Heebie? Jesus.
(Congratulations!!!! Yay!)
Congratulations! Nice nickname, too. Did he put his right hand out and shake it all about?
And thus "HP" becomes ambiguous.
Also -- Congrats!
Hokey Pokey
As if Virginia football fans hadn't suffered enough today already...
Congratulations!
In light of their mother's vocation, perhaps HP1 and HP2?
Woo hoo! Let the screeching begin!
What a gorgeous baby! Congrats, heebie, well done!
Congratulations heebie, jammies, punch, and hokey.
A Black Friday baby portends many happy returns?
We made a baby yesterday!
Shortest gestation evar.
(Congrats!)
Many congratulations to the geebie family!
Hey, that's a pretty good baby you made, Heebs! Congratulations!
(They know what causes that now, if you want to stop.)
HaPu and HoPo
Works for me, thus proving senilty hasn't advanced too far yet.
Congrats, H & J. Gloom is lifting!
Congratulations! I still find it weird that the birth of an imaginary baby makes me happy for a bit. So, when can we expect the next one?
Welcome to the world, you wonderful new little person.
Congratulations to everyone involved! What an adorable kid!
Hooray for babies! Congratulations, guys.
Babies, hooray! </hands in the air>
As Mrs. Parker apocryphally wired her friend: Good work, [Heebie.] We all knew you had it in you.
Also quick draw on the pseud!
Woohoo! Yay!
I assume the pseud was the result of months of discussion, including consultation of baby psued books.
So, when can we expect the next one?
I, for one, eagerly await the birth of Huffington Post.
Followed by the Houses of Parliament.
Just call the rest Harry Potter and number 'em like the sequels.
I remember confessing long ago to a commenter that I was really excited about seeing photos of all these promised babies on the Flickr group and on blogs, and I was right to be; y'all make nice-looking kids. What are the odds that this many nerds could have such pretty babies?
Congratulations! He shares a birthday with my sister, so you just know he's going to turn out all right.
Yay baby! Congratulations!
Hooray! Congratulations! He is adorable.
What, another one?
(In other words: Congratulations!)
Guess those coctails made a difference after all, OPINIONATED PREGNANT LADY.
Excellent job, heebie!
Welcome, HP2!
Congrats to all!
Congratulations! Well done! Now you can have a nice rest! Oh, wait...
He's already bored with us, I can see it in his eyes.
Congrats to the lot of you!!
It doesn't rate with a new baby, but Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State is very good.
And I wrote that before the TD that made it 40-38.
"Hey, let's just go 80 yards in a single play once again."
"Won't somebody try to stop us?"
"Apparently not."
This thread has now been running for half of
HP2's life.
Hooray for adorable small-small ones!!
Congrats and speedy recovery, all around.
congratulations!!! woo hook'em baybeez!!
He looks like he's had an eventful day. Congratulations.
Yay! Fantastic! Baby! And an adorable one, too.
Wow, you sure know how to make a baby!
The baby is crying because you lot keep littering. Like the Indian in the 70s public service ads about littering.
This thread is boring. Yes, yes congratulations are in order, but what if HoPo is an evil baby? Then evil congratulations are in order, which would be exciting. Or what if HoPo is an adorable space baby, or perhaps a wizard? It's important to consider all the possibilities in this kind of situation.
So: greetings, HoPo, from the designated representative of the lizard people.
Babies are boring, Sifu. The rest of us know this because we are actual adults.
Can't we tart up the baby somehow, make it ecxiting? I have some spare LEDs sitting around.
Babies come with Bluetooth now. It doesn't help.
what if HoPo is an evil baby?
No way, Sagittarius babies are teh awesome.
77: I suggest a set of those spinning hubcaps and some Lamborghini-style doors.
I didn't mean evil in a bad way. What if the baby's just TOTALLY METAL?
GREETINGS FROM THE DARK LORD, HOPO. \m/
Wait, am I really the first person to say "mazel tov" in this thread? Does it strike anyone else as odd that this site has become more aggressively antisemitic now that the Lor is gone?
GREETINGS FROM THE DARK LOR, HOPO. \m/
Congratulations and best wishes for the new baby. I certainly couldn't skip participating in such a warm outpouring of community spirit.
Welcome to the world, hocus pocus (I'm a bit formal that way). And don't worry, not all Jews have to denigrate Iranians by misspelling their tribal names--just those that are academic historians.
The LOR is absent from this place … how dreadful is this place!
Again, my very warmest congratulations.
Congratulations to all. How's HP Senior taking it?
Oh, my. My ovaries are singing. Mazl tov!
Diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo diyyi dodo dum bum bah!
This is probably unnecessary advice but just in case: don't put that baby back in or shake him all about.
Oh, yay! Cute one! Curious one. That's a look to the camera, all right.
I'm no expert, but you may be in for some trouble.
Very happy for you.
Belated congratulations!
Wait, am I really the first person to say "mazel tov" in this thread?
I was thinking the very same thing as I was reading through the thread, but then all the mouthy Jews showed up.
Congratov, heebiejammies!
Congratulations! Also belatedly.
Congratulations? Wait, for what? I didn't read the whole thread, so I must have missed it.
Yay! Wait, what? No wonder I'm so tired.
Congratulations. The plan to create an Unfogged master race takes another step forward.
heebiejammies
I, too have always thought heebie and jammies rated their own mashed-together nickname, like Brangelina.
Congratulations, Stanley!
Babies can indeed be METAL. I regularly make the horn-sign to my baby, and shout "METAL!" He always kicks his feet whenever I do it, proving that he's METAL. (I really do this. I don't know why.)
Babies can indeed be METAL.
What with all the screaming and the pissing on their audience babies are also punk as fuck.
116: Babies don't cry. They scream "GWAR!"
OTish, I finally made the baby bleed and feel awful. She ran away as I was trying to get her to let me put medicated lip balm on the part of her upper lip she chews until it blisters or even splits, ended up wiping out on the wood floor and biting her lower lip. As fas as I can tell, she managed to bleed all over my shoulder and not at all on my shirt. She's happily enough pressing ice on the wound while watching her favorite movie, Babies, but eek! I guess I've passed some sort of initiation.
118: It sounds like she's okay. Plus, busted-lip wounds are totes presidential right now.
I finally made the baby bleed and feel awful
Oh, you can't feel awful about that. Babies are just *filled* with blood. My two youngest ones both learned to walk on brick floors (upstairs and down in our house), so they usually looked like they'd just come out of a prizefight.
I remember Sally at 1 1/2 or two, after she'd faceplanted onto a concrete sidewalk and skinned her nose and forehead. She was scabby for weeks; I was planning the conversation about how if people really cared for her, they wouldn't mind the facial scarring. But it all healed up fine.
119: good point! Though hers just needs cuddles and ice, not 12 stitches. And I'm happy about that, believe me!
I'm mostly glad to just have "first injury" out of the way, though of course it's the same week as her annual exam where the doctor has to make note of all marks and injuries so there's proof we're not physically abusive. Oh well, as much as she writhes and shrieks at the doctor's office, we'll be lucky if she doesn't smash into something there too.
Late to the party, but well done Heebie et al.
Oh, you can't feel awful about that. Babies are just *filled* with blood.
Seriously, they're like ham-flavored Freshen-ups.
Nice Freshen-Ups reference! That stuff was nasty.
126: Are those like Gushers™ for old people?
Congrats Heebs! (Getting this in late, I know.)