Re: It might be the weird hand-caressing.

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I like the part where the guy with the gun or whatever forces her to get on the elevator.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 7:14 PM
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Can you imagine what an unbelievable pain in the ass it must be to live with somebody who refuses to touch anything?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 7:19 PM
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Insert joke about your ex here.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 7:27 PM
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Speaking of strange hand movements, can anybody explain Bitchin' Kitchen?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 8:05 PM
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Insert joke about your ex here.

"Well, she *gets* handjobs."


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 9:11 PM
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For some reason it reminds me of this. Which she could do if someone helped her put it in her mouth.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 9:39 PM
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Hands can be pretty revealing -- of age, health, fitness, etc. My own hands reveal that I am a clumsy oaf (inter alia, a little blue dot on one finger, courtesy of a Swiss Army knife blade tip through a sliver of wood when I was 12).

That woman is just a little more story-enthused than the average slice-of-life subject, which isn't, except perhaps in the U.K., a criminal or civil offense.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 10:05 PM
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Flip do some LIVEBLOGGING on the other thread.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12-29-10 10:08 PM
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Okay, this woman is hilarious, and awesome.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 1:41 AM
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I have to say I am impressed with the ambiguity of what the adjective 'creepy' modifies in the title of a YouTube movie.


Posted by: Guido Nius | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:33 AM
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|| Apropos of nothing, I thought you all would want to know that the potentially-datelike-encounter with my HS sweetheart proved itself pretty damned emphatically datelike. Sorry, Emerson (if you're out there) -- I'm abandoning the cause. |>


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:33 AM
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11: Awwwww, yeah: brown chicken, brown cow!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:36 AM
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11: Huzzah!!!!!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:36 AM
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pretty damned emphatically datelike

Pitted or unpitted?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:38 AM
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14: Bacon-wrapped.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:40 AM
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15: Francis or Kevin?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:42 AM
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I'm sure we could get within six degrees...


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:43 AM
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Celsius or Fahrenheit?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:44 AM
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18: Isn't it obvious? It was Kelvin Bacon.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:45 AM
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Kevin Bacon is within one degree of Kelvin.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:46 AM
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And Stanley is within one angstrom of dead donkey dicks.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:47 AM
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Yay, Di!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:49 AM
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Forget live blogging the other thread.

Why didnt Di live-blog her date?!?


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:56 AM
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23: will, if you need to ask, maybe you're a little out of practice.

Hurray for di!


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 6:58 AM
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Woo, Di!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 7:06 AM
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23: He was good enough to bring me my blackberry when he went downstairs to get water: "Just in case you needed to check messages or something." Turns out, I had better things to do.

He's making me dinner tonight.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 7:41 AM
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Woohoo! So tonight you'll know if he can cook, thereby answering both important questions.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 7:50 AM
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thereby answering both important questions

Oh, so Cubs or White Sox was already settled? Good to know.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 7:52 AM
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Isn't there also a non-libertarian test? (Fairly recent, but can't find it in the archives.)


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:00 AM
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My feet hurt.


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:02 AM
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So he's thoughtful, and he cooks. Does Rory like him?


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:04 AM
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28: Cubs.

29: In his exact words: "Yeah, I read the Fountainhead when I was 17. And then I grew up."


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:07 AM
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31: If she's met him, it would have been so long ago I don't remember. She does, however, adore his 3-year-old niece.

Also, misuse of the subjunctive case irritates the hell out of him.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:09 AM
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32.2 That's a suspiciously good answer. Could he have cheated?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:21 AM
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I couldn't watch more than half of that video, that woman was so annoying.

In the future, please make all videos be of Di on a date.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:26 AM
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Also, for those of you who engage in such shenanigans as these on a more regular basis, how the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on work today?


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:27 AM
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Probably a good day to organize your files.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:30 AM
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36: I certainly can't help you with that, but I will suggest this might not be the best place to get advice on how to concentrate on work.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:30 AM
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So, wait, has he moved nearby? I thought he was just in town for work.


Posted by: x.trapnel | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:45 AM
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Just in town for the holidays. So not exactly picking out bridesmaid dresses or anything yet. But enjoying the hell out of the rest of the week, at the very least.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 8:58 AM
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How far away does he live?


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 9:01 AM
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East coast...


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 9:12 AM
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26 - I love that subtle "when he went downstairs"! Have a good week!


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 11:21 AM
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43: She must have a well in the basement, right? That's what I read it as. Yep.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 11:25 AM
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43: Indeed. Tastefully unambiguous.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 11:29 AM
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Yay, Di! Yay, Di's maybe-not-so-ex-boyfriend!


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 4:31 PM
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Well, we are nearing day 4 of our first date in 20 years...


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 11:43 PM
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Di! Liveblogging!


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 12-30-10 11:58 PM
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Allow me to join in on the chorus of Yay for Di!


Posted by: persistently visible | Link to this comment | 12-31-10 12:17 AM
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Multi-day dates rule.
*fistbump*


Posted by: x.trapnel | Link to this comment | 12-31-10 4:25 AM
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Di, haven't you got anything better to do than play with computers?

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Can someone clarify for me whether this guy is a pedagogic genius or a bit of a twat.

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Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 12-31-10 5:58 AM
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To the OP: she should start an educational organization called the Boy, Some Hands! Modeling School.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-31-10 3:53 PM
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Not enough Di-blogging!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-31-10 3:54 PM
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52: It's the PJs, yall.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 12-31-10 4:10 PM
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