Re: Chart toppers

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Or you can just be amused at juxtapositions like the fact that "Come On Eileen" was the song that knocked "Billie Jean" out of the #1 position (and was, itself, replaced by "Beat It" which then gave way to "Let's Dance")

I feel young again! Oh no, wait, I actually feel even older. Rats.


Posted by: Von Wafer | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 8:19 PM
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"Horse With No Name" knocking out "Heart of Gold" is pretty amusing.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 8:32 PM
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Am I the only person who did not realize it was "Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin" (or maybe more likely, knew once and have forgotten). Video.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 8:36 PM
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3: My people!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 8:46 PM
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2: Or this little sequence from 1969:

"Get Back", Beatles with Billy Preston
"Love Theme From Romeo & Juliet", Henry Mancini And His Orchestra
"In The Year 2525", Zager & Evans
"Honky Tonk Women", The Rolling Stones
"Sugar, Sugar", The Archies


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 8:48 PM
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And not to dwell on those hippy '60s, but this song spent 5 weeks at #1, most weeks for any song between "Can't Buy Me Love" in mid-64 and "I'm a Believer" at the beginning of 1967.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 9:10 PM
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-y +ie, Jesus.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 9:21 PM
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Jesus

The theology thread is a few doors down the hall, old timer.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 9:26 PM
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Looking at the mid-to-late 1960s, I'm struck by how often the Supremes had #1 hits, especially given their competition.

Also, I'm reminded of how, whenever anyone mentions Henry James, I allow as how I like his early stuff, but that I think he really hit his stride with the stuff he recorded with the Shondells.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 9:36 PM
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or, if you want to enjoy music in music form, w/o a bunch of clicking, go to all the things like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMw0QKS1gbo


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 9:47 PM
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8: Thank You Falettin Meef Lip You Awe Fagin.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 9:49 PM
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Thanks for posting this.

You can get seriously immersed in this site.

I almost titled the e-mail, "time waster" but I wasn't sure if that would discourage you from reading it. It's kind of addictive.

The list in 5 is great.

I could not sing the chorus to more than 25% of those songs. I know a lot of the names, but the songs are mostly new to me.

It is an interesting bit of pop culture. From my perspective, so many of the songs are not very good (though many are) but there is something grand in having all of the #1 songs together like that.

It's also interesting that it does take more than just being a successful pop musician to get a song to #1. It's interesting to see who doesn't show up on the list very often. I only see two David Bowie songs, for example ("Fame" and "Let's Dance") less than Roberta Flack ("First Time Ever I Saw Your Face", "Killing Me Softly With His Song", and "Feel Like Making Love")

I'm struck by how often the Supremes had #1 hits, especially given their competition.

The other thing that strikes me is that presentation counts. Most of the people that make the list have really polished their persona.

For example Billy Idol may not have been a great songwriter, but he had the look down.

Actually a bunch of the 80s music videos are really good. Though, wow, George Michael had a lot of #1 songs in the 80s.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 10:27 PM
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Speaking of young Rod Stewarts, which of The Faces' songs is the one that people always try to convince people to listen to prove that they -- being both The Faces and the person plugging them -- are awesome? I thought it was the one in that Wes Anderson film, but Google's telling me otherwise.


Posted by: SEK | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 11:37 PM
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there is only one?


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 7-11 11:47 PM
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Also, if you're curious to find out what someone tripping balls on cocaine sounds like, you can learn quite easily.


Posted by: SEK | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 12:01 AM
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@14: There's only one that people frequently cite, and I know I'll know when I hear it, damn it, but I can't put it in my head myself ... damn it.


Posted by: SEK | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 12:02 AM
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(@15 references Nick's list, and isn't just a random pro-or-maybe-anti-but-probably-pro-cocaine video.)


Posted by: SEK | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 12:05 AM
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I didn't get through the whole list, but I was actually surprised at how good, on the whole, the songs were -- it didn't have that feeling of staring at the Billboard Top 10 lists, which always look dreadful to me.

I have a kind of soft spot for those weird 1950s/1960s squaresville "historical" songs like "The Ballad of the Green Berets" or that "North to Alaska" song. That is a musical genre that is just gone forever. 1960's "Mr. Custer" by Larry Verne, on the list, which i'd never heard of before, is kind of amazing, it looks like a novelty song that somehow made it to No. 1.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 12:42 AM
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No clue what song SEK is talking about, but the Faces were great. Hard to argue with this if you like classic rock at all.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 12:56 AM
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this video seems very apprapo for an unfogged thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gu-MmmFkoA


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 1:41 AM
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and 16 really is a swing and a miss. if obvious joke is passed up, who will get 20?

but lets tie this thread together. First song of rod stuart i ever heard, was the radio it played a cover of this song, which is about doing cocaine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ

said cover: http://www.4shared.com/audio/_dDUJmXd/00_Rod_Stewart_-_Cigarettes_an.htm

but be here now actually sounds like coke.

and, faces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtqF0qBqzZo


actually none of these songs sound to coked up.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 2:14 AM
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Never listened to the Faces much, but Rod Stewart in the Mercury era [first three or four albums, up until Never A Dull Moment is such an under-rated singer and writer. There's the laddish rock persona, yeah, but also a load of surprisingly subtle soul-inflected country-rock tunes.

re: 19

Yeah, that's actually a Stewart solo album track [but the Faces are the band on it].


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 2:20 AM
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this kinda does. really only listened to them becasue of spriitualized, although i can't seem to find my fold with covers in it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw

and hey tamm could you explain wtf this guy means by "order a pure orange juice on the rocks [nefarious peace sign]" re: pubs means? in this tv w/in the first 5 seconds or so? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlyn0WoSjc


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 2:36 AM
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actually pretty much everything nick lowe wrote is like course in music history, but a cover, only better. some superlative not-sampling but at least as derivative, in the most complementary way (2c ot wilde(or was it twain/lincoln?!))


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 2:50 AM
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it appears the 'folder' with spiritualized covers got dumped into a big download folder, and linux doesn't do so well at the sort by metadata thing. fuck.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 3:01 AM
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Blogging every UK No.1 single.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 3:35 AM
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26: I read the description in the top post of Enigma's "Sadness No. 1" and I thought, "There's no way I've ever heard that song." But nope, it turns out I've heard it a hundred million times.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 5:25 AM
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Is it even controversial to note that everything the Small Faces did was better than anything Stewart and the Faces recorded?


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:03 AM
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The Faces were OK, but the Small Faces, their precursor band, were really awesome. Steve Marriot, if not actually god, was at least an archangel.

The thing that struck me about the early years of that stuff is that the Beatles' first five singles were released in a completely different order in America from the UK. I wonder what the point of that was.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:04 AM
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pwned while typing.

No it's not controversial.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:05 AM
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I have a kind of soft spot for those weird 1950s/1960s squaresville "historical" songs like "The Ballad of the Green Berets" or that "North to Alaska" song.

Me too. Johnny Horton -- the "North To Alaska" guy -- was the master of the genre. Not just Battle of New Orleans (in that video he looks like even he would concede it's gone too far), but also Jim Bridger , "Sink The Bismarck", "Young Abe Lincoln (Made a Tall Tall Man)", "O'Leary's Cow", "Comanche", "Battle of Bull Run", and probably more I don't know. Most are pretty mediocre, except I do like "North To Alaska" and I'm glad to get Jim Bridger get his props...nobody ever credits the mountain men. Got tired of filling them in but it looks like they're all on Youtube.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:12 AM
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29, 30: Well then, harumph, glad to see that we are in agreement.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:19 AM
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I thought everyone agreed that

The Small Faces > The Faces > early Rod Stewart > middle Rod Stewart > current Rod Stewart >future Rod Stewart.

I know the original Small Faces are a bit of an outlier on this list.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:21 AM
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re: 33

I'd probably go with early Rod Stewart over The Faces. Although they overlap [songs/material/musicians], obviously.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:27 AM
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I love how it's endearing, earnest dorkiness of The Battle of New Orleans, and then a few weeks later Elvis shows up and just ruins everyone's shit.

This the happiest link ever. My morning is completely ruined.


Posted by: donaquixote | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:44 AM
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28: Is it even controversial to note that everything the Small Faces did was better than anything Stewart and the Faces recorded?

Is it even controversial that this kind of indier/rootsier-than-thou overstatement is the scourge of the "with it" internet.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:45 AM
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No italics in 2nd sentence 9as if that needed to be made3 explicit).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:46 AM
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I like it when Stormcrow's grumpy in the morning.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:52 AM
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He's hitting both active threads with it. Maybe he needs another cup of coffee.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 6:59 AM
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38: I am kind of barging around here at work as well.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:01 AM
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36: Yeah, but, the Small Faces were hardly "indie" or "rootsy", by most objective measurements. They just made really good pop songs. If we were going to get into that whole "indier-than-thou" trip, I'd talk about Big Mama Thornton or Little Esther or someone like that, not the Small Faces. What's that line from the Jean Teasdale column about the hipster kids who follow her around for awhile? "I can't believe I ever shared a single non-ironic thought with you!" Something like that.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:13 AM
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I don't even see faces.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:16 AM
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They're too small?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:20 AM
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I have selective prosopagnosia.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:30 AM
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Or maybe I just stare at chests. Whichever.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:31 AM
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Ah, here we go: "God, I'm sorry I ever shared a sincere, non-sarcastic thought with you!"


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:32 AM
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46: No, I'm a feminist. No need to shun me.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:34 AM
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46: Chill out, baby doll.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 7:38 AM
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NOBODY TELLS MISS JEAN TEASDALE TO CHILL OUT@#!$


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 8:13 AM
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I love Poor Little Fool, by Ricky Nelson.


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 8:37 AM
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There was a band called AWB in 1975?


Posted by: jim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:06 AM
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re: 51

Yes. The top Scottish funk band of all time.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ISLeHByD-I&feature=related

You'll probably have hear some of their stuff via the medium of hip-hop sampling.

* it's not a big pool, tbh.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:13 AM
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52: I was already in New York by then, so missed Scottish funk.


Posted by: jim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:24 AM
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Is it controversial to say that the Small Faces were the quintessential mod also-rans and really a bit shite?

Also, Morrissey-Mullen was a better, (although less mainstream) Scottish funk band.


Posted by: dsquared | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:24 AM
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Eating a batch of bad haggis can lead to a nasty case of the Scottish Funk.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:25 AM
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re: 54

Shit, yeah, forgot Morrissey-Mullen. Although I suppose Jim Mullen did also play with AWB.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:26 AM
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The 1000 cover my listening life: Volare is the earliest song I can remember hearing on the radio when it came out -- I was about ten at the time. There are periods where I can recognize almost all the #1s and there are periods where I recognize very few. But I can't necessarily tie those to what else was happening in my life. I can probably sing from memory most of the disco stuff from the late '70s. But I wasn't out dancing then; I was slaving over my dissertation.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.


Posted by: jim | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:39 AM
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"historical" songs like "The Ballad of the Green Berets" or that "North to Alaska" song.

I hadn't heard Indian Reservation (7/24/71) before and it's quite good.

Also, I'm often surprised to remember how good Peter, Paul, and Mary really were.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:49 AM
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I like Rod Stewart on Jeff Beck's first solo album.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:50 AM
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56: I don't even have a Jim Mullen.


Posted by: AWB | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 10:52 AM
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lyrics from Jaime Brockett's Talkin' Green Beret New Super Yellow Hydraulic Banana Teeny Bopper Blues:

Turned on my radio today
To see what Spiro Agnew had to say
He said, "If you don't like The Ballad of the Green Berets
Then you're probably one of them long-haired unwashed dope-smoking living-in-a-commune hippie Marxists"


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 8:01 PM
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61: Thanks. I would never have dredged that one up from the deep internal memory hole. Available on YouTube it turns out.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03- 8-11 8:16 PM
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