Re: Or maybe we can take over a planet somewhere.

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Venezuela.


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:30 AM
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Can us liberals suggest taking over Texas?


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:33 AM
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Sorry, Vermont. You seemed really nice.
That's a horrible line.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:37 AM
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Better than "Vermont, you'll do."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:39 AM
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I was in movies!


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:41 AM
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Sorry, Vermont. You seemed really nice.

Ha! "Nice" like in "nice guy". One minute it's a quaint experiment in rustic socialism and the next you're in a labor camp deep in the Alaskan wilderness listening to bob mcmanus complain how Supreme Leader for Life Bernie Sanders has betrayed the true revolution.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:43 AM
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Norway, because it has oil.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:43 AM
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Oh what about Mexico. It'd be super convenient and they would so not be expecting it.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:46 AM
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This keyboard sure has a lot of buttons! Computing is hard.


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:47 AM
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Texas has oil too. And lots and lots of wind.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:48 AM
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Comment 1 gets it right, though we might get a Caribbean exhibition match (a la Grenada) as a warm-up. St. Kitts and Nevis: watch your backs!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:52 AM
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Can us liberals suggest taking over Texas?

Do you really want it?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:52 AM
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11: I mean, does anyone really need both Trinidad and Tobago? Quit hoggin'!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 9:55 AM
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You know a place thats got a lot of oil? Canada.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 11:52 AM
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Canada

But not enough brown people.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 11:56 AM
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But, but...diamonds! And poutine!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 11:57 AM
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15: Maybe if we focused just on annexing Nunavut, NWT, and Yukon to Alaska.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 12:01 PM
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17: The oil is mostly in Alberta, though.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 12:04 PM
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Northern Alberta is currently on fire, so maybe don't go there right now.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 12:08 PM
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This thread reminds me of a series of Charles Stross novels in which the technology to travel to alternate dimensions is discovered (sort of) and President Dick Cheney plans to use it to get infinite free energy by getting oil from alternate Texases.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 12:26 PM
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They (China, Germany, Saudi Arabia, & the US) have everything they want already, now they are just moving to hold onto it. The US is currently building a 35k strike force with Saudi Arabia, and Eric Prince is moving his operations somewhere around there.

The Romans had the roads, the British had the Navy, we have Predators. Empire is about intelligence, mobility and precision:we will very soon live in a world where Carlos, Castro & Che, Hitler & Heydrich, Mao, and Lenin will not live long enough to even be an annoyance.

Since problems can be killed, problems will make deals.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 12:59 PM
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There's a novel from the 70s or 80s where the US sends a lot of people and equipment back millions of years to preemptively pump all the oil out of the Middle East and into Europe or somewhere. The first team sent arrived decades late, by when the project had predictably fallen apart.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 1:00 PM
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Carlos, Castro & Che, Hitler & Heydrich, Mao, and Lenin will not live long enough to even be an annoyance

Elvis, on the other hand, will remain safely ensconced in a low-profile nursing home, fighting the evil mummy.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 1:12 PM
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You guys are my peeps, right? Right, guys?


Posted by: Pauly Shore | Link to this comment | 05-20-11 1:38 PM
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we will very soon live in a world where Carlos, Castro & Che, Hitler & Heydrich, Mao, and Lenin will not live long enough to even be an annoyance

Neither will Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, or Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch.

bob, I think you overestimate what a Predator can do. It's just a radio-controlled aircraft. .


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-22-11 9:43 AM
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