Re: Goals too great

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Hypocrisy is underrated.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 4:19 PM
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And I'm not just saying that, either!


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 4:25 PM
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Don't talk to me about goals.


Posted by: Hope Solo | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 4:48 PM
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SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND IF YOU MISS, YOU WILL STILL BE AMONG THE STARS.


Posted by: OPINIONATED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 4:57 PM
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You shoot for the stars, and you hit the roof.


Posted by: OPINIONATED MAX | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:00 PM
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doing 'i never intended that goal, who is slandering me by saying i did?' is much more common. usually you don't even have to say it; its assumed.


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:02 PM
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Christ. When I shoot for the moon I usually end up with dutch control.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:02 PM
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NO YOU FIRE INTO THE AIR IT WILL COME BACK DOWN AND COULD KILL SOMEONE


Posted by: OPINIONATED MYTHBUSTERS | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:03 PM
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7 doesn't make any clear sense to me.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:05 PM
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when i shoot for the moon i get four points.


Posted by: OPINIONATED EUCHRE PLAYER | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:07 PM
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When I moon for the shoot, I usually get asked not to be in any more family photographs.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:13 PM
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And it eats me up inside, Ben.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:14 PM
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I thought you got ten points if you successfully shot the moon, but I may be thinking of pitch not Euchre.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:29 PM
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If you shoot for the moon, you might end up being the forgotten dude who just orbited while the cool stuff happened.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:32 PM
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Huh. Maybe this is one of those weird family idioms. In the card game hearts, you generally try to avoid taking points because points count against you. If you take ALL the points, you have "shot the moon," and everyone else gets an unwelcome load of points. If you take all but one of the points, however, you are liable for all of your points--so close and yet so far!--and you have acquired "Dutch control." This probably has something to do with ancient Anglo-Dutch colonial rivalry.

/Standpipe's blog


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:35 PM
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Sorry.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 5:36 PM
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Is this post a reference hereto?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:02 PM
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13: You're probably thinking of a game that involves shooting the moon, which is not euchre. Probably hearts.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:04 PM
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I'm pretty sure the opinionated Euchre player is thinking about going a hand alone, which can earn four points, which is quite a scoop.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:05 PM
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Euchre was the best thing about Michigan, by far.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:05 PM
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It's got the perfect pace and uses about 25% of your attention when you're proficient, so you can be sociable at a party but it's not awkward if conversation lulls. It's like smoking cigarettes. (Ok, what I imagine smoking cigarettes to be like.)


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:07 PM
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I get confused because I haven't played cards in twenty years or so. Except blackjack.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:14 PM
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OT: Did one of you break Twitter or something?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:21 PM
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If you take all but one of the points, however, you are liable for all of your points--so close and yet so far!--and you have acquired "Dutch control." This probably has something to do with ancient Anglo-Dutch colonial rivalry.

I'd bet it's "Dutch" in the derogatory sense, seen in "Dutch comfort," "Dutch metal," and "Dutch reckoning," which sense does indeed (according to the OED) date back to the late 17th-century Anglo-Dutch rivalry.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:25 PM
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Dutch was a crappy movie precisely because John Hughes wanted to needle the Netherlands.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:29 PM
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24: I FEEL NEGLECTED.


Posted by: OPINIONATED 'DUTCH TREAT' | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:31 PM
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But then there's the Dutch cookie.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:35 PM
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There are two kinds of people I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Posted by: OPINIONATED NIGEL POWERS | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:42 PM
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26: I would have included you but Wikipedia gave a lot of competing parentage proposals.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:42 PM
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I don't think smoking cigarettes uses anything close to 25% of anyone's attention, except maybe the first time.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:43 PM
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All I want is to enter my house justified.


Posted by: OPINIONATED JOEL MCCREA IN "RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY" | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:43 PM
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the Dutch cookie

We should start calling him Stroopwafel. Because yum.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:46 PM
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We should start calling him Stroopwafel.

This isn't exactly a family website, but we have some scruples.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:48 PM
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We should start calling him Stroopwafel.

This isn't exactly a family website, but we have some scruples scrapple.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:56 PM
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When I shoot for the moon, I blow up the fucking moon. Mark my words.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:56 PM
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I fucking love scrapple.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:57 PM
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Fuck it! I'm just fucking swearing.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 6:57 PM
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When I shoot for the moon, I write my name in it.


Posted by: OPINIONATED CHAIRFACE CHIPPENDALE | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 7:00 PM
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I fucking love scrapple

Never tasted it, but hey, pork scraps, what's not to like?


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 7:04 PM
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So this doesn't seem to be suspicious at all.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 8:10 PM
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Nope, merely "unexplained".


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 8:14 PM
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35: You shoot at the moon, you best not miss.


Posted by: Omar Little | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 9:14 PM
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32: How can there be thinness in a world in which Stroopwaffels exist?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 10:07 PM
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CAN'T I GET SOME LOVE SATISFACTION AROUND HERE!


Posted by: DUTCH PRESIDENT | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 10:34 PM
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ALSO, DON'T SHOOT RAY GUNS UP INTO THE AIR


Posted by: DUTCH PRESIDENT | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 10:35 PM
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"It's got the perfect pace and uses about 25% of your attention when you're proficient, so you can be sociable at a party but it's not awkward if conversation lulls. It's like smoking cigarettes. (Ok, what I imagine smoking cigarettes to be like.)"

YES


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-18-11 10:37 PM
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40: Looks like a tough case. Maybe Scotland Yard should help with the investigation.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 3:08 AM
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20: Nobody played euchre at Michigan when I was there.

The best things about Michigan were LSD, sex, the Arb, and Pizza Bob's chipatis.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:23 AM
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the Arb

Michigan must be a sad, sad place if Arby's is one of the highlights.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:39 AM
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48: You went to Michigan and then moved into the heart of OSU country? Or am I confusing you with somebody?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:40 AM
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49: Not that you care, but the Arb is short for the Arboretum, and is a wooded area near campus. I don't think there is anything objectively spectacular about it, but it meant a lot to me at the time.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:52 AM
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50: You've figured me out, Moby.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:52 AM
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I knew what you meant. UNC has one as well.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:55 AM
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53: I never knew that. Duke just had lemurs and a bunch of forest that struck me as really creepy after I saw Kiss the Girls.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:57 AM
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52: I suppose it's O.K. I'm not a native. I had to ask what TBDBITL could possibly mean and was horribly disappointed when I found out.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 8:58 AM
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53: Do people in NC (or anywhere) refer to Arby's as "the Arb"?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:00 AM
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55: Sometimes, it best to lay low. The truth is that by this point, if I bother to care about collgege sports at all, I'm rooting for the Buckeyes.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:02 AM
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54: Yeah, just off Franklin Street. However, Duke also has The Gardens, in which the security guys now zip around on Segways.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:02 AM
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57: I don't even know how to spell college anymore!


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:02 AM
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Do people in NC (or anywhere) refer to Arby's as "the Arb"?

Probably not. I was just amusing myself (if you know what I mean).


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:04 AM
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58: Apparently, I'm getting forgetful. I attended a wedding at the Arb. I was taking allergy medicine and then drinking beer at the reception, so maybe my memory wasn't at its best.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:07 AM
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60: Well, they are still in business, so I guess that's fine.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:10 AM
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The best things about Michigan were LSD, sex, the Arb, and Pizza Bob's chipatis.

I've combined the first three of these.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:56 AM
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Minus the sex, I combined the other two on a number of (generally awesome) occasions. Sigh.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:57 AM
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That's supposed to be a *Burger King* bathroom, heebs. Sex in an Arby's bathroom is just trashy.


Posted by: Humpty Hump | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 9:59 AM
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63, 64: That's good! I was hoping to find some common ground in our Michigan Experience.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 10:28 AM
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I've combined the first three of these.

L, S, and D? I was under the impression they came pre-combined.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-19-11 10:39 AM
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