Re: Kelly Link on being a grad student

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I love Kelly Link. I named my cat after one of her stories.


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 1:27 PM
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That's not what I wrote!


Posted by: Outraged Kelly Link | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 1:27 PM
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Ms. Link: welcome. You should know that custom here dictates that people generally not be Outraged, but OPINIONATED.


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 1:35 PM
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You call what you got a teamblog?


Posted by: Opinionated Kelly Leak | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 1:45 PM
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I always thought it was weird to have twins named Claire and Samantha. Too-matchy twin names are obviously weird and wrong, but these verge on being too different. Disliking Jessica and Elizabeth for similar reasons may have been the reason I was able to avoid the Sweet Valley books.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 1:49 PM
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The best twin names are in Edmund Crispin's Glimpses of the Moon: Titania and Tatiana. Titty and Tatty for short.


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 1:56 PM
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Jessica and Elizabeth don't sound like they come from the same family to you? Huh.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 3:21 PM
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Sometimes, rfts, even they didn't believe they were from the same family. Jessica was so wild-spirited, and Elizabeth so bookish and sweet -- who would have guessed, aside from their looks, that they shared a mother and father?


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 3:35 PM
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7: They COULD, but it was just so obvious that their different temperaments had been magically imprinted on them just with names that I didn't have to bother reading to make sure my assumption was right. I mean, twin names don't have to be Freddie and Flossie or whatever and in fact shouldn't, but I don't think J&E match well as twin names even if they're quite plausible within a family. Naming twins must be very hard, though.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:02 PM
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"...or, The Tale of One Bad Hat".


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:02 PM
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Shouldn't there be a distinction between being a grad student and being a Grad Student?


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:16 PM
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If I have twins, I'm going to name them Hitler and Hatler.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:18 PM
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12: Anti-semite.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:27 PM
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13: Hitler and Abraham.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:36 PM
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Hiedler, surely.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:36 PM
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Hitlerchan and Hitlerlee


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:38 PM
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Tor and Quemada.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:44 PM
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I know twins called Jenny and Serena, which seem wildly incompatible and always jar with me. Jenny and blonde and sweet. I don't know Serena to talk to, but she is dark, and I like to think of her as the evil twin.

My mum once met twins called Noah and Echo.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:50 PM
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Jenny IS.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 4:50 PM
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I went to college with a guy who was an identical twin and had been named after his father, which seems kind of fucked up to me.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 5:09 PM
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How about Er/in and Me/g/h/a/n? My supervisor's name and her twin sister who works at the same company and is often in our office.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 6:17 PM
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"This program is haunted," Claire says.

"I know it is," the ABD says. "I used to study here."


Posted by: Zb | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 7:12 PM
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I went to college with a guy who was an identical twin and had been named after his father, which seems kind of fucked up to me.

How is that so different from naming a singleton after his father?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 7:56 PM
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My twins are Snow White and Rose Red. While in the womb they had what's called a twin to twin transfusion, one gets too many red blood cells or something. So when they were born, one was very pale, the other ruddy. One look and the names just popped into my head.


Posted by: Middle Aged Man | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 8:10 PM
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23: I think it's different because there's a twin who isn't the one named after his father.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 8:24 PM
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I wish I had thought of 22.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 11- 4-11 9:19 PM
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Man. So.

Here's an interesting ethical issue. There's a group, Odd Future. They are a rap collective. They rap about fucking bitches and faggots.

They are booked to play at a festival on city council owned property.

A white, male, gay activist (Dr. Calum Benachie*) complains to the city council, who then put the hard word out on the group. The promoters drop Odd Future from the gig.

Odd Future have a gay female black producer. She won't perform at this gig now.

So:
(a) if this was the US, would the council have broken the First Amendment?

(b) should I be outraged at the intrusion on free speech, or pleased that hate speech is being curtailed?

(c) what the fuck. The universe is not supposed to set exam questions, right?

* His doctorate is awful. He discuss legal issues but is way way out his depth.


Posted by: Keir | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 4:03 AM
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Yes to C, Keir.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 4:26 AM
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(a) If they have across-the-board rules on acceptable language, they're probably okay (like, if the interaction was the activist pointing out that Odd Future is slur-heavy, rather than the activist singling out Odd Future from a group of equally problematic bands).

(b) It'd depend on specifics -- I don't know Odd Future, but I'd probably be more on the "Don't need to have hate speech at a city festival" than "free speech absolutist" side.

(c) It's like you don't want the universe to have any fun at all.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 6:11 AM
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They rap about fucking bitches and faggots.

It's considerably more confrontational than that. If you aren't familiar with Odd Future, there's a pretty interesting story going on there. Start with this post, then this one.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 6:54 AM
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And just for you, LB, the Samoa connection.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 7:13 AM
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Hey, Odd Future doesn't just rap about smacking a bitch, they smack a bitch! (Female photog at one of their gigs.)


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 7:15 AM
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Also, fucking Albini thinks they're too assholish to deal with. (Links gor both when I go get my laptop.)

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Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 7:18 AM
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Albini is not impressed.
Smacking a photog.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 7:28 AM
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I think it's different because there's a twin who isn't the one named after his father.

And how, then, is that different from two non-twin brothers, one of whom is named after their father?

I'm trying to scope out what the Unfortunate Implications might be, and I can't think of anything that's not serious jumping to conclusions - like being a namesake means the father favors him over his brother, or something.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 8:35 AM
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Maybe since they were identical they could trade off every few months or so which got to be their father's darling namesake? Some dads really want namesakes. I graduated hs with a female "Jon" and a female "Mike" because Daddy wanted a boy.

(Thinking of twin names from high school: Scott/Jeff, R/o/xann/e/Stacey, Brenda/Laura. Neither interesting nor matchy.)


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 8:48 AM
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My understanding is that I ended up named after my dad (which is sort of unusual, in that I'm the second son, not the first) mostly because the name my parents had picked out, Maureen Elizabeth, wasn't going to work, and they felt put-on-the-spot for a name.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 8:52 AM
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Hmm, twin sets?
Chloe and Willow
Annie and Daisy
Monte and Chris(?)
Dana and Anne(?)

I also know one set of identical twins in which one twin has transitioned. So their new name doesn't really count for these purposes.

The cat was going to be Diamat or Histomat, and if we got more, we were going to name them Tiamat and Automat, but we didn't start down that path, so if anyone wants to use those names for a set of quadruplets, feel free.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 9:39 AM
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My father/uncle twins were Richard & Bertram, although they called themselves Hugh & Freddie. One had two family connected names, the other none. Meant nothing.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:03 AM
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My father is an identical twin; he and his brother were the first two boys in the family so their younger brother got their father's name. Names were James and Dean--born about six years before the late actor.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:04 AM
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I learned yesterday that a friend's uncle is a country singer who goes by Johnny [invented last name], because his real name is Johnny Cash.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:09 AM
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It seemed trivially obvious to me that Rex Stout was a pen name, until I discovered it wasn't.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:16 AM
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Albert Brooks's real last name is Einstein.


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:35 AM
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I'm impressed how Fer-de-Lance dates itself to within nine months by referring to Wolfe shopping around for a good-tasting legal 3.2% ABV beer so he can stop buying bootleg.

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Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:35 AM
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Chevy Chase's real name is Cornelius Chase.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:40 AM
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Nick Nolte's real name is Gary Busey.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:42 AM
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Gary Busey's real name is William.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 10:57 AM
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How about Er/in and Me/g/h/a/n?

I think that's just called "Boston."


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 12:17 PM
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Bill Pullman's real name is Bill Paxton, and vice versa.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 1:23 PM
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Colin Farrell's last name is actually pronounced "Awomanneedsamanlikeafishneedsabicycle" but he started answering to the more common pronunciation to aid his career.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 11- 5-11 4:08 PM
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If a father wants a namesake and has identical twins, he should name the first one "[father's name] Junior", and the second one "[father's name] the second", leaving people to wonder if the latter was named after the former or the father.


Posted by: wink ;) | Link to this comment | 11- 6-11 12:56 AM
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Returning to the original thread, I need to defend the Cape Cod Reduced Fat Potato Chip. Not a diet product at all, of course. Read the background information.

Fried first, then flashbaked.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 11- 7-11 5:47 AM
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My parents claimed if any of us had been twin boys we would have been named Od and Even, both of which are perfectly normal Norwegian boys' names. Knowing my parents, I'm not sure they weren't telling the truth.


Posted by: Britta | Link to this comment | 11- 8-11 10:58 AM
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