Re: Serious Questions

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As a federal employee, the president presumably gets Presidents' Day off anyway.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 5:50 PM
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SHhh, don't let Iran know!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 5:57 PM
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If Obama loses, he's almost certainly got enough comp time so that he can take the rest of his term as vacation.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:04 PM
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Of course, if nobody can sign the approval form, maybe he isn't allowed to accrue comp time.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:33 PM
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Really, being president of Germany is a better deal until the press starts to notice your loans and car lease.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:34 PM
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Celebrate Louis Riel day instead.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:37 PM
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I really enjoy being reminded that not all of Canada is boring. Thanks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:40 PM
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So, the cow-orker being denied treatment by the insurance company because they claim the standard treatment is experimental:

Spouse (also a coworker) told me that chemo will resume tomorrow. I asked what changed, and he said that they managed to find some way to borrow the money.

I asked him "What about resuming treatment and sorting the bills out later?" or some paraphrase of the question that had been put to me, in the last thread. He said that the hospital absolutely would not proceed until they could guarantee payment. They had tried (although I don't know what that consists of) and the hospital would not treat her.

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Posted by: Betsy Ross | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:44 PM
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Ontario is still unbearable, of course.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:45 PM
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8: That's horrible and hopeful.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 7:48 PM
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I really enjoy being reminded that not all of Canada is boring.

Kate Beaton is good for that. Here's her take on Riel.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:06 PM
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Thanks, Mobes.


Posted by: Betsy Ross | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:08 PM
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What's Family Day? One of those provincial holidays they don't do out here?


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:10 PM
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From the link in the post:

British Columbia will begin to celebrate Family Day in 2013

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:17 PM
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Speaking of presidents, is anyone else watching this Clinton documentary on PBS?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:52 PM
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No. Just you. You'd better but a tote bag or the station will fold.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:55 PM
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I usually but the mug from the local NPR affiliate, but I've never butted anything from PBS' local hub. I suppose I really should.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 8:58 PM
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You're the whole under 50 audience, leaving aside Elmo fans and whoever has kids that can sit through "Arthur."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:03 PM
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Dude, Antiques Roadshow and all the weird cooking shows? I guess getting only what comes in via over-the-air antenna leads my household to watch more PBS than the average American television viewer, who presumably subscribes to cable or satellite. Although we do occasionally hook a laptop to the TV via HDMI to stream Netflix, but that's only on special occasions (most recently for Workaholics).


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:10 PM
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I think Antiques Roadshow is in Pittsburgh now. Maybe filming now, not airing. I get confused.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:18 PM
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He said that the hospital absolutely would not proceed until they could guarantee payment. They had tried (although I don't know what that consists of) and the hospital would not treat her.

Ughhh.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:21 PM
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11: The Chester Brown Louis Riel comic Beaton mentions is really fantastic.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:23 PM
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20: It aired tonight from some Pittsburgh-ish area. My Steelers fan commented, "These people sound like all my relatives."


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:24 PM
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Steelers fan *housemate*, that is.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:24 PM
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I must have read about it in the newspaper.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:26 PM
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I must have read about it in the newspaper.

And you're making fun of Stanley for watching PBS?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:29 PM
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MySteelers is so over, it's all Pittbook now.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 9:43 PM
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If you done read the paper, you don't find out about which banks have been robbed.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:06 PM
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I done read the paper. Couldn't make hide nor tail of it though.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:21 PM
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18 for some reason reminded me of the really, really bad quarter in grad school when PBS children's programming was kind of calming. I watched a lot of Dragon Tales. Dragon Tales is pretty fucking annoying. I think maybe I drew the line at Arthur.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:32 PM
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Wikipedia tells me that Arthur is supposed to be an aardvark. The fuck? Arthur looks nothing remotely like an aardvark. He looks like a squirrel without the bushy tail. And Arthur's mom has breasts. Who the hell draws an aardvark-squirrel with breasts? The whole Arthur thing creeps me the fuck out.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:41 PM
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I think you should do a short graphic novel, "Mr. Smearcase's Really, Really Bad Quarter in Grad School", or maybe just "The Bad Quarter in Grad School".

"Fortunately it was time for Dragon Tales." [repeated caption]


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:43 PM
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31: Do not make me refer you to rule 34. Let's not google it, ok?


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:44 PM
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32: Scenes include "Mister Smearcase realizes that it sometimes snows 3 feet in October when you live in Chicago" and "Mr. Smearcase simultaneously figures out that PhD programs are not for everyone and that SSRIs don't work for everyone."

Fortunately, it was time for Dragon Tales.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:47 PM
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31: There was a rather dramatic change in appearance through the first few books. Arthur's Nose, Arthur's Eyes, and now (re-release of Eyes).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:52 PM
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"Mr. Smearcase's Really, Really Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Quarter in Grad School"


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 10:53 PM
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True* story: Alexander V/orst (whose mother wrote about his very bad day) did not go to the University of Very Bad Days, where Mr. Smearcase went, but his brother did.

*if uninteresting


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 02-20-12 11:04 PM
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Although we do occasionally hook a laptop to the TV via HDMI to stream Netflix

Our Costco has the Roku 2 1080p box for 89 bucks. Came with two free months of Hulu + and Angry Birds. Good times.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 12:48 AM
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Ogged's bashful offering theory does not seem to be gaining traction.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:05 AM
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Though Melville is reliably proleptic in all things.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:09 AM
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I don't know; this seems at least potentially compatible with ogged's theory:

Carroll argues that it "is not merely a carnal fantasy; it is also an emotional one -- a fantasy of 'unconditional acceptance' in which the female" -- or male, presumably -- "seems to say 'I exist wholly for you. I will never reject you. You cannot disappoint me."

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:12 AM
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I definitely thought 40 was going to link to the part where the whalers are all sitting there kneading the sperm with perfect camaraderie or whatever.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:13 AM
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That just now popped up in my twitter feed from the lead singer of the Evangenitals. That book is fulla jizz anyway.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:26 AM
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You know, I thought about 41 -- the "I will never reject you" business is actually quite nicely in line. But something about it seems to be maintaining the position of abasement in the recipient, which didn't quite make it all the way for me.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:28 AM
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But something about it seems to be maintaining the position of abasement in the recipient, which didn't quite make it all the way for me.

Yeah, the discussion of semen as a contaminant that it follows from is definitely pretty far afield from ogged's conceptualization, which is pretty explicitly framed in opposition to that kind of idea.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:35 AM
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Overall, while I can appreciate that this is potentially an interesting topic for study, I'm not all that impressed with any of the quotes in that article.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 1:37 AM
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re:39

I remember a NY Review of Books article on porn from the 90's that talked about the money shot as satisfying a latent homosexual curiousity among male viewers. I suppose I remember because it rings a bit true to me. I would suggest the debasing is not only hostility to women but also hostility to that curiousity.

Though anyone whose insights about porn come from NYRB probably ought to be banned from the discussion, though.

(gotta admit I saved the Salon post in instapaper to read later - I'm sure my wife will be amused to find it there and wonder what the heck I was doing at work)


Posted by: simulated annealing | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 2:42 AM
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Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:43 AM
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Where's the self-refuting typo?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:41 AM
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Oh. Not there. Copy and paste makes the HTML work. As it appeared in the gmail window each bullet was preceded by code for four non-breaking spaces which showed up as "& n b s p".


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:47 AM
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37: I'd heard he ate pop rocks and coke and exploded.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:40 AM
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OT: The bases today aren't the same as when I was in high school, right?


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:59 AM
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No, they've closed most of the bases in Germany and England, but they've opened a ton in Pakistan and the Gulf States. They're mostly the same in the Pacific though, if you're after familiarity.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:01 AM
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I'll never give up American East Anglia! Call me old-fashioned.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:06 AM
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I'll never give up American East Anglia!

I wish you'd told the DoD before I had to sell my parents' house. The closure of the bases probably cost us 25%.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:11 AM
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If you touch Anglia, that's second base.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:11 AM
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55: Haven't you made that back through the sale of Downton Abbey memorabilia, though?


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:14 AM
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39 to 52.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 8:38 AM
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55: TELL ME ABOUT IT, BRAH.


Posted by: Opinionated Lockheed Martin | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 8:49 AM
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they've closed most of the bases in Germany and England

Including Greenham Common of blessed memory, which is now (among other things) a paintball arena. Sadly, it's conventional paintball rather than Strategic Nuclear Paintball, a game of which lasts fifteen minutes and ends up with every building in Moscow coloured red on one side.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 8:50 AM
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The bases today aren't the same as when I was in high school, right?

So, do tell--in gentlemanly vague detail, of course.

Did you slide into first while she was waving you home?


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:11 PM
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50: it looked like that in Google Reader.
Have you heard about this? (most bizarre sex ed ever, in the UK)
http://www.cheryl-morgan.com/?p=12980


Posted by: emir | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:34 PM
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Did you slide into first while she was waving you home?
I'm enjoying this image.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:37 PM
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I am reminded, somehow, of Megan's naked Sharpie dance.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:38 PM
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first base: necking.
second base: PIV.
third base: in the butt.
home run: in the other butt.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:44 PM
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I'm enjoying this image.

IYKWIM.



Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 3:46 PM
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Honestly. Next you people will suggest I bandy a lady's name.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:07 PM
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We know Lunchy's name.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:09 PM
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We should tell you. Lunchy's a plant. She's been getting prompted by a rotating crew of commenters through an earpiece all along.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:11 PM
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Lunchy's a plant.

A plant, a horse; doesn't anybody around here date people?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:13 PM
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How many commenters can rotate through an earpiece?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:14 PM
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How many butts do plants have?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:19 PM
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mairz gabutz and plantz gabutz and flippn terzgit bizzy


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:26 PM
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doesn't anybody around here date people?

Dude, have you met people? They suck.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 4:41 PM
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They suck.

Only if you get to third base. Unless that's second base these days.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 5:14 PM
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On deck circle, to hear the hyperventilating news media tell it.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 5:17 PM
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You'll never get to the Show if you don't grind it out.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 5:19 PM
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Why do I look to you degenerates for guidance again?

I recall Caitlin Flanagan declaring in the Atlantic a while ago that anal sex was the new third base, which made me wonder about Caitlin Flanagan's HUMINT gathering procedure. And our godless culture, of course.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:26 PM
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Comedian Ali Wong does an amazing routine about anal sex that includes a bit how "it was like I had this whole other vagina following me all along. Like footsteps in the sand."

Haven't been able to find it on youtube, though. (I'm pretty sure she didn't bring it out on Leno.)


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:30 PM
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sorry, "footprints in the sand". dammit.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:31 PM
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I recall Caitlin Flanagan declaring in the Atlantic a while ago that anal sex was the new third base

People on unfogged said that a while back! I was quite amazed.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:42 PM
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I recall Caitlin Flanagan declaring in the Atlantic a while ago that anal sex was the new third base,

I Don't Know.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 6:52 PM
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82: Nice. Classic.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:01 PM
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What?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:05 PM
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I don't get it, and somehow I think that googling "I Don't Know" won't help.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:08 PM
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All your base are belong to ass.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:08 PM
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Clue?


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:16 PM
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84: no, what's oral sex?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:20 PM
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Twenty dollars. Same as in town.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:25 PM
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I don't know.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:28 PM
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When you pay for the oral sex, who gets the money?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:28 PM
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Who's grabbing boobs.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:29 PM
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Who?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:30 PM
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What's the name of his other leg?


Posted by: Bave | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:30 PM
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Hokey-Pokey.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:31 PM
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Tuga!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:31 PM
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Anal Sex.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:38 PM
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How does he smell?


Posted by: Mr. Blandings | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:39 PM
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98: smell what?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:44 PM
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His other leg.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 7:49 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhO1DnNKYbo&


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 8:20 PM
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contrasted with http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rSMuHX6rNE0


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-12 8:55 PM
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Just back from Ontario, where I celebrated (and by "celebrated" I mean something like "was present for") my first Family Day. I'm all for more stat days, but what a ridiculous name for a holiday. If it's not meant to resonate with a "family values" agenda (and I honestly believe it is not intended to carry a strong [and imo obnoxious] ideological message), then its bland and anodyne connotations (family: what we all think of when we imagine those other, real holidays) just says, 'We couldn't come up with a public figure or event worthy of commemoration here in Ontario.' In which case, why not a generic February civic/bank holiday?


Posted by: Mary Catherine | Link to this comment | 02-22-12 11:24 PM
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