1

Aw, this thread looks so sad and lonely since we all ignored it to go jack off in the other thread.

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03- 5-12 10:25 PM

2

Is this the white rap thread?

Posted by: PGD | Link to this comment | 03- 5-12 10:44 PM

3

Gavin is a fine arbiter of high taste.

Posted by: Econolicious | Link to this comment | 03- 5-12 10:52 PM

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It's only funny if you listen to the songs, and then it's fucking funny. Jay Z, do something!

Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 4:38 AM

5

I really like to say "Amber Tamblyn"

Amber Tamblyn Amber Tamblyn Amber Tamblyn

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 6:07 AM

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Oh, wait you have to scroll down for the update:

"Then Shia Labeouf contacted her and said he wants to do animated shorts of each song. Dan the Automator also wants to get involved and do a whole EP of these and Questlove asked her publicist if she'd perform them on Jimmy Fallon."

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 6:33 AM

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Amber Tamblyn's poetry: better than Ally Sheedy's?

Posted by: Crypticd ned | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 6:37 AM

8

I've only made it through one recording so far. These set off my squirmy awkwardness response.

Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 6:46 AM

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I really like to say "Amber Tamblyn"

Amber Tamblyn Amber Tamblyn Amber Tamblyn

Tamber Amblyn Ambler Tambyn Ambyn Tambler

Henkell Manning Mannell Henking

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 6:51 AM

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8: But I love how Tyrese responds with "That song was not it ... Not even remotely .... Just keepin it real

Respectfully,
Tyrese Gibson"

Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 7:13 AM

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I think Tyrese comes acrosss well. He should be cool with it.

Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 7:19 AM

12

"Ramblin' Amber Tamblyn"

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 9:46 AM

13

Tyrese comes off awesome! I guess he is pissed because he got punked. But seriously, props to him for telling who he thought was Amber Rose: Dude, this music sucks! What are you doing??

Posted by: m. leblanc | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 10:23 AM

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I actually like "It is illegal to picture me topless/keep your lube where your socks is."

Do many guys who masturbate into gym socks use lube? It seems like the lube would be harder to get out than the spunk.

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 10:50 AM

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14 is the wrong thread, but I'm sure Amber Tamblyn, Amber Rose, and Tyrese Gibson thank you.

(I also thought Tyrese Gibson came off really well. Run with the joke, dude!)

Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 12:53 PM

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Poor Tyrese gets himself in trouble for foolishness all the time on twitter, which is really the only way I know about him, poor fellow.

Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 2:00 PM

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Of the Fast and the Furious movies that feature Tyrese, I prefer "Fast Five" to "2 Fast, 2 Furious."

Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 2:05 PM

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From 16.

"That ghetto hot sauce will stay forest"
??

Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03- 6-12 2:45 PM