She's jus' adopting the slang of today, daddy-o.
For instance (a random Google result).
Welcome to the state of most "bike" paths anywhere. Twice the pedestrians of sidewalks with half the upkeep of roads.
Poodles are the worst part of any post-apocalyptic hellscape.
I think I used to run on part of this, battery park to roughly 50th street, and I remember lots of pathway, and nothing post-apocalyptic at all. I guess there were a lot of points where you were sort of forced onto the street or under bridges or whatever. Maybe the roads were rough and I never noticed b/c on foot.
I tried it once (riding downtown) and couldn't figure out how to get back on it at some point where it vanished pretty far uptown and gave up, crossed over to the west side path.
Does a lot of weird stuff happen around the UN or the Queensboro? I've mostly dealt with it either above or below that.
You're on streets from 36th to the Queensboro: right past the Midtown Tunnel you get on First, take First up past the UN (which is complicated-traffic-o-riffic, but not that bad.) At 55th (I think) you dodge right onto Sutton Place, and then in a couple more blocks you've got a pedestrian overpass that gets you back to the poodle and old-people-with-walkers (who I bear no malice toward) infested hell that is Bobby Wagner Walk.
Poodles are the worst part of any post-apocalyptic hellscape.
Nonsense. They make a welcome change from the cans of beans in your shopping trolley.
The route sounds a bit like the chase scene in Point Break.
Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters
"This bike will get you laid. If you ride this bike around Audobon Park at 1 in the morning without pants on, dudes will literally knock you off of your bike to try to blow you. This bike is a freewheel fixed gear, because you're a fucking monster and you have one speed, and that speed is +/- 15mph. A seat comes with the bike, but is not pictured. If you want, you can ride the bike without the seat to simulate the stick you have up your ass about which Pavement album is best."
I just last week had my steel frame bike welded in the same spot this guy fixed. Apparently a common failure mode.
13: I know, right? Totally ruined it.
I just signed a lease for an apartment that is half a block on the wrong side of the tracks neighborhood-dividing street. I am also thinking I will get a poodle once I move in.