Re: Stranded in London

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Much appreciated, Ben. If anybody wants to respond privately, feel free to email me at the address below.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 3-12 10:57 AM
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I should also add that asilon and Ttam have previously expressed interest and (probable) availability, so it will likely not just be some occasional, half-assed commenter from West Texas up with whom you'll have the opportunity to meet.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 3-12 12:25 PM
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Maddeningly I have something vaguely pencilled in for that very eve but cannot currently reach any of the other participants to confirm or postpone. I suspect it will be postponed but may not know for sure till the week in question.


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 3:33 AM
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I think I'm free then, so count me in. Meanwhile, since this is presumably the thread for Brits and anglophiles to congregate in, you may be amused by the front page on today's Express, which is a classic of the genre


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 3:54 AM
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4.2 is superb. When the Express finally goes bust, I think it should be given to the National Trust to maintain for future generations, because otherwise they won't believe it.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:04 AM
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I looked it up in wikipedia. Napoleon and Charlemagne really did try to take over Europe. The article must be true.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:07 AM
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Agreed. Who can fail to be terrified by the prospect of Europe bestrode by some horrific chimaera that possesses both the dark unspeakable powers of Herman Van Rompuy and the inhuman abilities of Jose Manuel Barroso? My God, even Batman would take a step back.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:08 AM
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Napoleon thought that all the world would fall beneath his sway.
He failed in his ambition, and where is he today?
Neither the nations of the East nor the nations of the West
Had thought the thing Napoleon thought was in their interest.

Gosh, I love "The Stuffed Owl".


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:09 AM
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I should also be free. Although I'm getting sent away for work a bit at the moment, so there's a slim chance I'll have to bail. But 99% to be there.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:10 AM
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You should be free of European overlords.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:29 AM
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Oh bloody hell...

The leader of Tory controlled Tun Wells Council has been beaten by 48 votes. By UKIP.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:30 AM
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Ah, Tunbridge Wells, don't ever go changing now.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:31 AM
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And the BNP candidate for London mayor was one Carlos Cortiglia. I don't see why they picked him when there are good English-born bigots needing work. Disgraceful.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:34 AM
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One of the UKIP candidates round here was de-endorsed when it came out that he'd beem saying nice things about Anders Breivik. But he's still a member of the party.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:35 AM
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Too late


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:36 AM
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(15 to 12)


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:37 AM
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"In one Edinburgh ward a Lib Dem candidate has failed to pick up more first preference votes than Professor Pongoo, an independent candidate who dresses in a six-foot penguin costume."

- BBC live feed.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:41 AM
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Well at least Tunbridge Wells won't be scrapped by the EU.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 4:53 AM
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And a Tory was beaten into 7th place by a polar bear somewhere else. D^2 likes to be snarky about weirdos voting in local elections, but that's as nothing to the fuckers who stand in them. (I did so, twice.)


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 5:09 AM
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4: I see there's a special blurb from the appropriately surnamed UKIP Euro-MP named "Paul Nuttall".


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 5:17 AM
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If we had a guy who wore a penguin costume, I'd vote for him in a local race. Couldn't hurt.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 5:27 AM
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I remember the Monster Raving Loony guy in Stirling having some sort of elaborate costume. Also, a girl from my school standing beside him in a very very small dress as some sort of glamorous assistant (Brucie style), so, guessing from that the bloke inside the elaborate costume must have been posh and 21-ish.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 5:34 AM
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19. Weirdos do vote in locals; and in nationals. It's just that ordinary people don't vote so much in locals, so the weirdo vote is amplified, e.g. the Kippers beat the Tories in most of Sheffield, but in most wards it was a couple of hundred votes each.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 5:37 AM
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In our local elections, it's mostly union-connected people, the chronically bored, and the elderly. The local intra-party primary decides important things.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 5:49 AM
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The former mascot for Hartlepool ran for mayor in character, the character of the monkey the mascot represents -- whose name is Hangus (from this story). He has been re-elected twice.


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 6:17 AM
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The polar bear was in Liverpool.


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 6:26 AM
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Sheherazade gathering stories to tell
from primal gold fantasy petals that fall
But where is the child
who played with the sun chimes
and chased the cloud sheep
to the regions of rhyme?

Stranded
cries the south wind
Lost in the regions of lead
Shackled by chains of illusion
Delusions of living and dead


Posted by: ThreadMerge | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 6:27 AM
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And... Sheffield rejects being run by a single overpaid bureaucrat elected every 4 years! Yay!


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 6:41 AM
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That went the underpaid route?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 6:43 AM
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Hooray! I'm very pleased to wake up to comments other than my own. So, since it sounds like at least a couple folks are in, maybe we could pick a place and time on the 17th. Perhaps a pub where there's also food, so the dinnerless can grab a bite but others will feel comfortable just ordering drinks? Any suggestions? (Unfortunately, tierce, the 17th appears to be our only free night in London, assuming people don't want to join us for a play or something.)


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 6:58 AM
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there is some one coming at me all the time
babe I think I'll lose my mind
'cause I'm stranded on my own
stranded far from home


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 7:06 AM
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Fresh Salt.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 7:20 AM
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I'm stranded between the devil and the deep blue sea
There ain't no where else to be
'Cept right here and I'm stranded

Not The Saints, not even Jackie Wilson Said, still... Van the Man


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 7:48 AM
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A mate of mine runs a gastropub in Pimlico (The Queen's Arms on Warwick Way). Seems like a sensible option.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 7:49 AM
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Well, I'm stranded in the city that never sleeps
Some of these women they just give me the creeps
I'm avoidin' the Southside the best I can
These memories I got, they can strangle a man


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 8:15 AM
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Queen's Arms, perfect. I will almost certainly need to eat, and should be there by 7.30.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 8:37 AM
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The Queen's Arms sounds great to us too, as long as we're not forcing others too far out of their way. Does 7:30 work for everyone? We're pretty flexible in terms of timing after, say, 6:00.

On the song tip, here's the canonical reference to someone un-stranding themselves from our current location. Someday...


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:09 AM
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Any time from 7 should work for me. Work's a handful of stops away from Victoria on the Circle.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:18 AM
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I'll try to be there. Look for a bloke holding a book about polar exploration.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:24 AM
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I believe 39 was Lawrence Oates's real last words.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:26 AM
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"I am just going out for a pint and may be sexing Matumbo"


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:28 AM
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7:30 sounds OK. I might be nearer 8. Circle line from Paddington to Victoria, so not too bad for train back from work.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:32 AM
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Great! Thursday the 17th at 7:30 at the Queen's Arms, it is.

Mrs. Stranded and I will plan on loitering in the pub downstairs starting just after 7:00, and we can migrate to the upstairs restaurant as a group, if desired, closer to 8:00. I'll be the tallish ginger ex-academic looking for the bloke reading about polar exploration.

Thanks for the interest, everyone. We're looking forward to it.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:50 AM
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I'll be getting on a train about 6.30 I guess ttaM - text me if you think you're going past at the right time.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 9:53 AM
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I'd expect so, yeah. I'd normally get the 6pm from Oxford.

re: 43

We'll have hopefully met already.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 10:02 AM
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45: For sure. I'll be in email touch this weekend on that count.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 10:07 AM
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Yeah, I haven't had a chance to make arrangements yet, will do that Tuesday.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05- 4-12 10:10 AM
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Everyone else on this transport is looking at me oddly due to my chuckles at 40 and 41.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 5-12 4:10 AM
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I like to imagine 48 as being written from the cab of a Tucker Sno-Cat.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 5-12 7:46 AM
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Not having ever experienced a meet-up, this London edition seemed to, errr, come together very swiftly. And 49 made me laugh.


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 05- 5-12 2:26 PM
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There's been some work done behind the scenes, bill. Are you going to join us?


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 05- 5-12 4:20 PM
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Are you going to join us?

Alas, I'll be in the States. But the pleasure would be mine.


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 05- 5-12 5:42 PM
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Ah, that's too bad. We'll tip one back on your behalf, I'm sure.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05- 5-12 10:29 PM
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Count me in for this. Should be a lot of fun. And I will try to keep my glasses this time.


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 05-11-12 10:54 AM
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I will be there. When I met the Lubbock-strandees on Monday I wasn't 100% sure [work stuff] but that should all be resolved.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05-16-12 12:09 PM
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See you tomorrow!


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 05-16-12 2:08 PM
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I had forgotten about this. The huskies and I will be there, though maybe a little late.("great god this is an awful pub, a difficult enough to have laboured to reach without the reward of priority.")


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-16-12 2:50 PM
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Thanks, Ben. We're feeling considerably less stranded, now that we've procured (occasional, unreliable) internet service and have had the chance to meet kind and generous ttaM. Looking forward to Thursday!


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05-16-12 3:25 PM
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I can't make it, sadly: have a nice evening everyone!


Posted by: tierce de lollardie | Link to this comment | 05-16-12 4:08 PM
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Annoyed at having to bail at this late stage but I am feeling shit. Have had headache/sore throat/swollen glands getting worse and worse all day - dosed myself up and had a bath and I still feel crap, so am going to go to bed and sulk. If it were nearby I'd drag myself out, but can't face the journey home feeling ill. Hello everyone. Lubbock, I am coming to London tomorrow evening as well - another reason to put myself to bed and try to get better, am supposed to be standing in the bloody Globe for King Lear tomorrow night - so if there's any chance of a quick drink beforehand, let me know. Ttam has my mobile number.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 9:56 AM
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I am just setting out from the grau/niad offices in kings place

well, once I have sorted the archbishop of york


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 10:28 AM
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I'll pass the number on. Hope you feel better.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 10:29 AM
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I'm sitting on a train outside Reading. Should be there before 8.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 10:31 AM
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I will be late, if there at all - sorry, need to talk to Americans (in America hence time difference)


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 10:45 AM
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Use small words and it will go faster.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 10:49 AM
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That was a barrel of fun. Stranded and Mrs Stranded were both extremely nice. So were Ttam and Sirhc, but I knew that already. The pub was good, if noisy. I even made my train: fifteen minutes from Westminster to Liverpool Street.

Come back soon! London's more fun than Lubbock, honest!


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 2:25 PM
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Thanks, Werdna, we had a blast. And thanks to Ginger and Ttam, as well, for the hospitality. Asilon, ajay, and tierce, well, next time you're in Lubbock (or even Los Angeles)...


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 05-17-12 3:42 PM
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Yeah, I was sorry to miss that, but by the time I'd finished talking to the Americans it was late and I was an embittered, snarling tangle of caffeine-soaked neurosis. Next year in Venice Beach!


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-18-12 8:09 AM
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