What delusion? Shades of 1855, it sounds like a threat, a plan, a solution to all our problems.
If Obama had any guts he'd provocate their cracker asses into shooting first.
Then he calls in the tanks and strafing planes, get an unconditional surrender, declare all Texas Anglos traitors and show mercy by merely disenfranchising them all (me too, I'll sacrifice my vote) instead of hanging them and then Texas gets a 100% Latino and Black and Vietnamese state gov't for a generation, including 100% Dem electoral college, and American becomes coast-to-coast rainbow ponies.
Worked for the tall guy.
You're a planner. I like that. Want to get in on the ground floor of my loose cigarette empire?
1: Were you worried that someone might seem crazier than you?
Worked for the tall guy.
This is not how I recall the details of Lew Alcindor's conversion to Islam.
Or, now that I think about it, the road to and from the Civil War. But I know much less about that than about the golden years of UCLA basketball.
The seamless transition from UCLA dominating college basketball with Lew Alcindor to dominating with Bill Walton was one of the great triumphs of racial integration in the U.S.
What an idiot. If Obama wanted to crush Lubbock, he wouldn't need UN tanks. He could just eliminate their cotton subsidies.
The best way for Texas to be prepared to defend itself against Obama is to increase spending on health care so that its troops will be healthier when the feds come. Increasing Medicaid spending will leverage federal dollars so the feds can be tricked into spending on their own downfall.
"I need to raise your taxes so I can defend you from the UN invasion" - a tricky dilemma for any teapartier.
We'd better increase funding for science education so we can build a nuclear shield.
What y'all Yankee liberals think Texas future looks like?
1) Majority-minority, the blacks and latinos and asian-americans and LGBTs and atheists just vastly outnumber the bible-thumping racist misogynist Galtians.
2) BTRMG's say:"Fair is fair. Cornyn and Perry and all will just take our orders from inner-city San Antone and Houston and Oak Lawn. We respect the system and will try to protect our rights in the arena of public reason. We trust the good intentions of our new majorities."
Just like the 2nd half of the 19th. It'll work out fine.
Y'all think I'm crazy. I have breathed crazy down here for thirty years. 1 & 2 are not gonna happen in this Texas and this United States. You best take the OP seriously, cause Judge Peabrain is not delusional and not joking. He is committed and making a fucking plan.
A bit like the memorable Clash of Hysterias in Britain last year, where they were bringing in full-body MMR scanners, which can see through clothes, at airports because TERRORISTS, but children would have to go through the scanners, and this sparked outrage because PAEDOPHILES.
I think the anti-terrorists lost that one, actually.
14.1 reminds that I often see a truck in the parking garage with a "Where Is John Galt?" bumper sticker. I'm trying to imagine an Atlas Shrugged/Waldo mashup.
14: bob, every Texan in the US armed forces has been happily obeying the orders of a black man for the last four years, with the exception of one guy, and he was a Muslim.
cause Judge Peabrain is not delusional and not joking
Because all of the people seriously preparing to start a civil war against a vastly more powerful state announce their plans on the local news.
Judge Peabrain may not be joking, but he's 100% delusional if he thinks a US president would have to call on other United Nations member states to provide troops to quell a rebellion by a county sheriff's department.
Wolverines!
(In the Red Dawn sense only.)
19: You don't seem to understand that there are thousands and thousands of United Nations troops in the U.S. at this very moment, just waiting for the order to take away our guns and enforce blacks-only laws.
Presumably, our troops would refuse to obey the orders of the usurper.
The non-amused part of me (which elections tend to bring out) notes what will surely be the incredibly vast difference in the media/political establishment response to this compared to what it owuld have been if a similar thing was said by an elected official on television in say, 2004*. We'd still be hearing about it.
*To begin with, it would not have been.
The price of freedom is eternal vigalence .17 mils.
The non-amused part of me (which elections tend to bring out) notes what will surely be the incredibly vast difference in the media/political establishment response to this compared to what it owuld have been if a similar thing was said by an elected Democratic official on television in say, 2004*.
Seriously.
Or what if a black politician warned about riots and civil war if Obama loses?
Has anyone from the national media contacted this guy to ask him some follow up questions? I want to see him pressed on this issue, if only because it will make Texas Republicans look even worse.
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Go for it. The fame is yours for the taking. bit.ly/TXhHwa
If Obama wanted to crush Lubbock, he wouldn't need UN tanks. He could just eliminate their cotton subsidies.
Now why didn't Lincoln think of that?
This is one reason judges shouldn't be elected.
Has anyone from the national media contacted this guy to ask him some follow up questions?
I checked memeorandum, and this is being discussed on every liberal-learning blog you can imagine. A couple I'm not familiar with. Anyway, there are follow-up remarks from Judge Head (heh) here, in which he walks back his remarks ... somewhat.
"Does that mean that I think the U.N. is going to come rolling into Lubbock? No, that probably is not going to happen," Head said.
"I cannot divorce my theology and my philosophy from my office," Head said. "I am pro-life, I'm pro-gun rights and if you're gonna vote for me and if you're not for gun rights, then you probably don't want me in office."
Texas also screws with common English word usage. "Judge" means "county commissioner."
Yeah, it sounds like Lubbock County has a really weird governmental structure, or at least system of terminology for offices.
If we toss in "forcibly depopulate the great plains and nonurban Midwest (including in TX) to establish the strategic bison reserve" I'm down with the plan in 1. Let's get the crazy started. I do want to add 100 foot high monuments of Kareem and other Laker greats throughout the landscape of the new white slavery Texas, though -- I hope that's not a deal breaker.
If we toss in "forcibly depopulate the great plains and nonurban Midwest (including in TX) to establish the strategic bison reserve" I'm down with the plan in 1. Let's get the crazy started. I do want to add 100 foot high monuments of Kareem and other Laker greats throughout the landscape of the new white slavery Texas, though -- I hope that's not a deal breaker.
Wasn't the "dude you have no Quran" guy from Lubbock? They should put that guy in charge
Yeah, it sounds like Lubbock County has a really weird governmental structure, or at least system of terminology for offices.
(True judges are elected in Texas too, though. And the county judge may do some judicial work - I'm not sure if it's administrative in practice or what.)
35: What's the compensation rate to land owners?
38: Some community college vouchers and a kick in the ass.
Up to $1,000,000 in inverse proportion to income. Free Crossfit for 2 years, all the bison you can eat, and a subscription to NBA LeaguePass. This will be paid for by confiscating the Koch brothers interests and the details will be worked out by my planning technocrats.
In that case, I'm going to pirate videos and music.
29: Even Lincoln didn't want to be stranded in Lubbock.
Don't pirate videos. You'll go into the feed pool. How do you think we're going to raise the pigs for the bacon with no corn?
I love the way the black helicopter crowd are so obsessed with UN peacekeepers invading the US. Have they not seen UN peacekeeping missions in action? Not exactly an effective military force.
Though, having said that, I'm not thinking like a conspiracy theorist. The reason all those UN peacekeeping missions have been so ineffective is of course to lull Americans into a false sense of security so when the really elite peacekeepers invade America we won't be expecting it.
Speaking of false senses of security, somebody just stole a baby (three days old) from the hospital across the street.
If the baby had the right to carry a gun, you wouldn't have had that problem.
48: Ugh. (I think we went through this before, but Baby O was lo-jacked in the hospital.)
Our kid, born in that same hospital, also had lo-jack.
Plus, we wrote our names on his thighs with a Sharpie.
Removing our baby's lo-jack was surprisingly informal, though. I guess once the doctor has written the discharge orders, it's entirely your problem? And they didn't re-lo-jack him when he came back a day later for a night under the bili lights.
Removing our baby's lo-jack was surprisingly informal, though.
They just put ours through the demagnetizer by the register in the gift shop.
I made sure nobody grabbed my babies by obsesssively video taping almost every single moment at the hospital.
Yep. I was that guy.
And they didn't re-lo-jack him when he came back a day later for a night under the bili lights.
Well, no one wants a bilibaby.
Speaking of false senses of security, somebody just stole a baby (three days old) from the hospital across the street.
Could be worse, as I'm sure you know.
I was completely cleared by that investigation.
Anyway, the police found the baby in today's case.
Right, better than finding it in yesterday's cellophane.
(Another ad with a baby that raises goosebumps.)
Have they not seen UN peacekeeping missions in action? Not exactly an effective military force.
They're pretty good, actually. Most of them over the last 20 years were successful in achieving their missions, which is more than can be said for, say, the US armed forces. The ones you hear about are the ones which have gone wrong, because war = news.
