He's insane, got 10 brains, one per tentacle!

What sea-creature should be the one to respond to this?

Straight out the ocean!
Crazy sea cucumber named Ice Cube
From the gang Echinodermataz with Attitudes...

Insane in the ten brains!

He's got, like, ten goddamn brains.

Or perhaps we should break out the deep house?

Benthic? Damn near broke it!

3: You misspelled "Ice Cuke".

You know who eats a lot of squid? Whales, that's who.

And the enemy of my enemy is my friend . . .

A minimalist lopp based track seems pretty much the worst tune they could have picked.

Still cool - hope the squid felt the same.

Me again.

You're off the handle with your mantle and your tentacle ends
But I got some news for you and all your waggly friends
If you think your beak and ink can take on my endoskel-
-Eton then pack a water heater for your trip to Hell
No matter what your color you'll still give me a ping
Your giant axons, they'll just tack on to your suffering
I get my tooth in Doryteuthis and in Archie too, an'
If you call up Hamiltoni he'll end up boo-hooin'
You get whomp-whomped, I go chomp-chomp,
It's not even a contest, it's my ikasushi dinner romp
But no skin off my dorsal if you wanna ditch
I'll take whoever comes, 'cause I'm the apex, bitch.

13 is excellent.

I'm assuming Teo is not the dude who got eaten by a bear in Denali. Maybe they'll call him out of retirement to go help hunt a man eating bear.

They already shot one bear that was guarding the remains, but there was also another that ran off and they're worried it might interfere with recovering the body. The whole thing is bizarre; fatal bear attacks are extraordinarily rare in Alaska.

Obviously, teo should hook up his mp3 player to the next bear he encounters. You know, an iPawed.

I'm hoping to not get close enough to any bears to hook them up to anything.

But it's for science.

For science, you say?

Here's more detail on the Denali bear attack. It looks like they did manage to recover the body and ID the guy.