Re: She can smell a pig from a mile away.

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Maybe she meant, like, rock for small children, like late-period TMBG or Slayer.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 7:41 AM
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Not even "Welcome 2 the Party (Ode 2 the Old School)"?

Surely you could at least fake a few bars of "You Never Met a Motherfucker Quite Like Me," "American Bad Ass," "So Hott," or "I Am the Bullgod."


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 7:42 AM
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This is the only song featuring kid rock that I am familiar with.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 7:45 AM
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Doesn't Mr. Rock spurn iTunes? Seems like a strange business model nowadays. No wonder Stanley's band doesn't know any of his tunes.


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 8:33 AM
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That's funny. I had a friend who was asked to write articles about an audit, but when he asked his employer for all of the audit documents, she told him to stop writing. Is that unusual?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 8:49 AM
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pumpkins, nom nom.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 9:14 AM
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Doesn't Kid Rock do a mashup of Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama? Bet you could have winged that.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 9:48 AM
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That would have been awesome:

"We've had a request for Kid Rock." Then break out some Barney tunes.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 10:05 AM
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Man, Kid Rock released his first album twenty-two years ago! That's messed up. How the Hell did we get here so soon?


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 10:15 AM
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Jugg'los of a future age,
Reading this archived webpage,
Know that in a blog online,
Rock, Kid Rock, was thought a crime.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 10- 9-12 4:44 PM
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