Re: How to vacuum your junk

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Link is broken, not that I had any interest in clicking on it.


Posted by: real ffeJ annaH | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:20 AM
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The link is completely blank. Clearly this is a heebie-hoax that she's trying to pin on a poor innocent Tweety.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:22 AM
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Link fixed!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:26 AM
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Quick, someone click through, so that if the link reverts to being broken I'll have someone who can verify that sometimes that happens.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:27 AM
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It works, but I'm sort of wishing I hadn't clicked through. So much thought put into that post!


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:33 AM
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Sorry, I don't follow links. I only look at the mouseover URL. Hypertext frightens and confuses me.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:33 AM
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I think it's fake. It's on answers.com, which makes me think it's like a fake product review on Amazon.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:38 AM
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7: so you're saying it wouldn't work?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:52 AM
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I'm surprised Heebie doesn't write a post on this herself.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:06 AM
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When I write the posts on myself, no one except Jammies can see them.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:22 AM
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why don't you let jammies write his own posts? like I said below, I don't think your teaching-by-coddling methods are working.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:25 AM
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Or better yet, replace text's comments with comment from Jammies!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:26 AM
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Actually, he's a front-page poster of an eclectic web-magazine of his own, but not in a way we can understand.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:26 AM
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But keep them signed "text". Wouldn't that be funny and confusing?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:27 AM
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Me, I never taught by coddling or was taught that way. People who aren't corrected when they're young are often shocked and confused when, as adults, someone plays Emily Post for them.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:27 AM
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It almost sounds as though he signs into his gf's account.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:29 AM
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Do we ever know when we're being coddled?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:29 AM
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Straight from perversions, mechanical, to metacommenting. Pace yourselves, people.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:31 AM
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We're being coddled right up until the glans hits the fan of the vaccuum.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:32 AM
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It was seriously the third google hit for "is it okay to hose off fans". With semen? Is that the subtext? Is it okay to hose down vacuum fans with semen?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:33 AM
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The other answer is less oriented towards the practicalities and aims more for a debunk-and-demystify approach.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:34 AM
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For some reason it hadn't occured to me until now to check out the whole "Masturbation" category.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:35 AM
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At the far reaches of unpopularity in the category does masturbation harmful for brain?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:37 AM
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A not-very-authoritative reassurance on self-pleasuring while yellow.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:38 AM
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Avoid thinking about baseball.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:40 AM
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Rip your dick off.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:40 AM
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Um, see a dentist?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:41 AM
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24: Jaundice or racist?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:41 AM
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Suffering from an excess of unleashed hormones?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:44 AM
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INFINITE PENISES


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:49 AM
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First I'm going to need you to prove you actually got it into the toaster.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:51 AM
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Oops. There should have been a link in 31.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:52 AM
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Anyhow, there's a whole dick-in-toaster ward.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:53 AM
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Grammar, people!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:54 AM
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I think I just auto-trolled.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 7:57 AM
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17: no, I don't think many of us do.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:13 AM
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One of three identical questions.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:30 AM
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I would like more details here.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:30 AM
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40% of teenage girls agree!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:32 AM
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As Judge Dredd might say, "I AM THE LAW!"


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:33 AM
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Is anyone actually looking at these?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:35 AM
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Too late!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:36 AM
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I think I just auto-trolled.

Did somebody mention autos?!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:55 AM
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You people can't do anything without electricity; there needs to be a back to raw liver movement movement.

http://www.adde.rs/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VaccumInjuries.pdf


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:56 AM
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I am so dumb and sleepy I thought, 'why would that be a better way to clean them?' The headline set me straight.


Posted by: Ile | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 8:59 AM
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Most civilian penile injuries occur in [...] athletic contests

"No I got it dude hang another one on there!"


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 9:00 AM
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My memory isn't totally gone, vacs and dicks meeting in sorrow was of interest at the med center in the Seventies too. 'Twas a common Brit make, I think.

JAMA. 1973 Apr 30;224(5):630.
Laceration of penis from hand vacuum cleaner.
Zufall R.


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 9:08 AM
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Fuck. Now my ribs hurt all over again


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 9:52 AM
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48: Well, no one said you should vacuum those.


Posted by: Stranded in Lubbock | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:06 AM
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You people can't do anything without electricity; there needs to be a back to raw liver movement movement.

Surprisingly, this hasn't come up as a plot point in Revolution yet.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:34 AM
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My uncle once recounted his teenage vacuum experimentation to me. Upon reflection, I decided that this must have something to do with the vacuums sharing the general poor quality of commie consumer goods.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:41 AM
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I don't understand British porn.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 11:44 AM
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No more vacuuming to Arlen Specter.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 12:19 PM
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There's no obvious political thread at the moment, so I throw this up here.

This seems important: the state of Ohio wants to disallow early voting for everyone besides the military as of three days before the election. It's going to the Supreme Court. Good.

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Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 12:40 PM
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To the OP.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 2:08 PM
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In the annals of IT failures, this one's pretty good.

(Turned out the public facing kiosks at the dole offices in NZ gave you access to the Ministry of Social Development's intranet, including things like details of abused kids and suicides and pretty much everything you shouldn't be able to get at.)

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Posted by: Keir | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 2:22 PM
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Feels like a troll's thread. Skipping the decapitation and Jimmy Saville...

The Anti-Capitalist Transition in Europe ...has Richard Seymour discovered communisation? The difference between communisation and older forms of worker empowerment is that communisation takes over a factory or a city park etc not to be a site of alternative production but to be a site of expropriation, confrontation, and destruction. I think.

and Jodi Dean discovers Endnotes UK and the debate over the value-form.
I follow to the Endnotes site and there is my new friend communisation. tiqqun, Call, Coming Insurrection, Theory of Young Girl, Communisation and Its Discontents

If you get tired of losing at politics, and you aren't the ones who can ever win (You aren't the Heat or the Yankees), find hope somewhere around there.

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Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 2:37 PM
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"is it okay to hose off fans"

Like an electric fan you have for use in the house or what? I'm not seeing why this would be something to google.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 4:03 PM
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58: like a box fan, yeah.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 4:13 PM
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The answer turn out to be "eh, yeah, basically", which is what I figured it would be.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 4:14 PM
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But wait why is that important? Next to all these other vital questions...


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 4:21 PM
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I think it is emblematic of internet culture that someone who has been sticking his penis in a tube attached to a vacuum cleaner for 40 years, rather than feeling shame, posts practical tips for other enthusiasts!

The internet: helpful and pervy!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 4:42 PM
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60: I'd make sure it was unplugged first.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 5:00 PM
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Not everybody in Maine is waiting for the leaves to turn red.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 5:03 PM
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Something something beater brush.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 5:25 PM
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"Measure twice, cut ...."


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 6:04 PM
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I was going to comment from the bar again, but I decided to talk to people at the bar instead. It was harder because of the danger of punning when people can hit you and because after everybody started buying everybody else drinks, I stayed much later than I wanted to.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:19 PM
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Apparently whatever blows your punning inspired were non-lethal.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:21 PM
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I didn't pun at all, so that people would buy me drinks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:22 PM
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Always one step ahead.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:23 PM
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Wheels within wheels.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:25 PM
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Within melon balls wrapped in prosciutto.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:26 PM
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It's actually just very thin ham I got at Costco, so don't tell people it isn't prosciutto.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:30 PM
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Don't worry, I won't.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-14-12 10:36 PM
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53: I like your twist, teo.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 5:27 AM
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73: won't that be obvious ?


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 6:05 AM
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The wheels throw off the taste.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 6:14 AM
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Just clarify that it's prosciutto cotto if someone calls you on it.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 6:30 AM
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Think bigger, Moby.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 7:18 AM
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79. OK, I've answered that one.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 7:30 AM
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Very helpful!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 7:44 AM
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Like an electric fan you have for use in the house or what? I'm not seeing why this would be something to google.

How else are you supposed to know what to do when the shit hits the fan?


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 11:14 AM
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call lawyers, guns and money?


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 7:54 PM
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So Tweety went home with the waitress; the way he always does?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 8:00 PM
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75: Thanks.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 8:25 PM
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I was never super clear on what the lawyers in that song were supposed to do. I mean, he's either in Havana or in hiding (from the Russians?) in Honduras. I'd take the case for a reasonable fee but it's hard to see getting much by way of results.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 8:28 PM
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Write a strongly-worded letter to the proper authorities.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10-15-12 8:34 PM
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Let's get this thread rolling again, hey? Anybody tried the technique in the OP, yet?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 10-16-12 11:21 AM
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