Ohh. One of those "It'll get done because it has to get done, but otherwise I am not at all sure how" kinda deals?
Good luck. If necessary try the Chewbacca defence.
Luck.
I'm going to guess that this is somehow related to the HR hatred rather than mere deadlines and what not (say the man procrastinating on finishing the presentation he has to present in 29 minutes).
LB, LB, she's our solicitor,
if she can't do it, it can't be done, simpliciter!
The man said it better than I ever could.
Go out there and win one for the Zipper.
I'm pwned, aren't I. I can't see videos on my phone, but what else could it be?
Good luck! Courage, and shuffle the cards!
12: Knowing you were pwned is the first step.
" "Don't you worry, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you."
"Yes, about 35 miles behind me, if I'm right."
B-E
A-G-G!
R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
You can do it, Elby! Be the best agg ressive you can.
nothing life-altering
... until there's a surprising plot twist! But keep calm, and aim carefully with the atlatl.
When duty whispers low Thou must
Youth answers clear: I shall.
(So near is grandeur to our dust
And schedules to the thrall...)
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Good luck!
So many great comments -- with friends like these, you can't fail. Good luck.
Go kick some ass, and after you've done that, go kick some more ass, just for good measure.
"To" should of course be "too" in 24, but don't think too much about it ... or 23.
When in danger
Or in doubt,
Run in circles
Scream and shout!
But if you do start "going down the pipes"* be sure to liveblog it.
*Per this great 1996 NYTimes piece on air traffic controllers.
For a while, the controllers even had a doll, shaped like a witch, that they stowed in the panel above the intimidating Newark final scope. When someone went down the pipes on final, the controllers would pull a switch and down came the witch on a string. All the controllers would circle around the victim, cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West, jeering, "You're going down!" and maybe pinching him from behind as he went down in flames.
30: that piece later filmed as "Pushing Tin" with John Cusack, Cate Blanchett.
Let me recommend against taking a Klonopin at work because I just did and there's about a 50% chance of hilarity ensuing.
Don't worry, LB. Their expectations are so much lower than you can imagine.
Good luck! See if you can work in some "I drink your milkshake!" line in the moments of triumph that will surely come.
Good luck and to quote either Henny Youngman or Herman Wouk, "I've had a lot of troubles in my life and most of them never happened."
"I spent a year in my office last week."
I'm still guessing this more of a random significant yet unpredictable event type of thing rather than experienced procrastinator recovering from a self-inflicted deep hole kind of thing. (Although in my experience the latter tend to attract the former.)
Good luck.
Since you can't share the details, the next time I read about any bizarre legal stuff happening in NYC I'll just assume that you were involved somehow.
39: she's running a very special mayoral campaign.
she's running a very special mayoral campaign. ... laydeez (and/or gentlemenz)
Did I mention my theory that Spitzer is paying Weiner to run for mayor so that he makes Spitzer look honest and responsible?
43 is very good.
Good luck, LB.
Not sure that he's paying him, but definitely saw his opening once Weiner announced.
Good luck, elbee! Let's go to Fresh Salt when it's all over.
I just want to tell you good luck, LB. We're all counting on you.
This photo op was a master stroke, LB. Keep 'em coming.
Good luck, LB! I stood up and performed Heebie's cheer just for you.
LB, I know you can believe in yourself. If you believe in yourself, you will know how to do whatever it is you have to do. You will get the hang of it, I know it. You can get better and better at it as you do it. Thumbs up, everybody! For rock'n'roll!
I can't figure out if 47 was pwned, or if Josh is deliberately repeating the line a la Airplane!.
I just want to tell you good luck Lb we're all count... ing? onyou!
Not dead yet, but no time to talk.
Did you pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?
Maybe what LB needs is some vague and unsolicited advice.
Try potatoes. And don't use more than two cups of bleach.
48. 53: Stayin' Alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I tweet my cock,
I'm a ladies' man not dead yet, but no time to talk.
Well, apparently Pete Townshend did.
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A pretty fun story on small town water theft.
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A pretty fun story on small town water theft.
That is pretty fun. . . .
What are you doing commenting here? Isn't this the signal for you to get your singlet and go fight crime? Bring these perpetrators to justice.
First two days of hearing for which I was through (little or) no fault of my own horrifically underprepared, completed, next day isn't until September. And I think the incompetent flailing I've done so far hasn't done the client too much damage.
I'm going to go find a large, friendly, drink now, and ask my dry cleaner if they're good at getting flop sweat out of a suit jacket.
Congrats. You pulled it out. Probably no one noticed. Strong work.
I just want to tell you good luck, LB. We're all counting on you.
The future of the state of New York depends upon just one thing: finding someone lawyer back there who can not only handle this hearing, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
"someone lawyer" s/b "a lawyer". Gaah.
Yay, LB! We just had the state response in Lee's case and it was laughably bad in places, so I'm grateful that not all public employees are as great as you!
and ask my dry cleaner if they're good at getting flop sweat out of a suit jacket
don't the men in your town have any manners?
Today is now going excitingly badly on another case.
You've got this, LB! Just remember that God never gives you more than you can handle. (Also, He opens windows, carries you down the beach, and finds five dollars.)
That was an unexpected fact hearing.
The Spanish Inquisition is returning?
Jello is made of stolen souls?
Burkas will be all the rage on the runways in 2014?
I'm pregnant with a three-headed succubus?
Congrats. You pulled it out.
That's what she said.
85: When that happens I just throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier.
Or wave across the desert with a minimum of effort.
79: Someone expected the Spanish Inquisition!
(Also, He opens windows, carries you down the beach, and finds five dollars.)
I laughed aloud. Have a blessed day.
Nothing dreadful has happened yet today, except that my phone has decided to stop working intermittently. It's fine when the phone guy is here, and then loses dial tone for hours at a time when he isn't.
Sounds like a very trying week (in which you have successfully muddled through). Here's to the weekend.
When the phone guy is away the rabbits eat bags and bags of little dried fishies.
