Re: ATM: 6 Lines, 22 characters each

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It does have to be approved by the Downtown Improvement Committee, so no buttsex.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:23 PM
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PIV is O.K.?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:26 PM
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As long as the person is married to the hole in the brick.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:27 PM
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PIB.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:29 PM
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If we could work out an acrostic for "Fuck you, clown", I'd die a happy woman.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:34 PM
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sendhelpohpleaseplease
icannotseeorhearanythi
ngsupermanididnotdeser
vethispunishmentfromy
oualsopardonmebuttheph
antomzonehasgonedownhil


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:35 PM
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5: Would you die even happier if I wrote a review of your process?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:35 PM
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5: Only 6 lines!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:36 PM
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This brick is
not actually
inanimate. Every
step hurts.
Ouch ouch ouch.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:37 PM
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I suggest, for your brick caption, "Is this my blog yet?"


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:37 PM
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Don't belive the apologists we all knew global warming was coming and didn't care enough to stop it from killing most of you.


Posted by: Asteele | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:38 PM
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the rest of it you could just leave blank.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:38 PM
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8: Only six lines, but if the letter at each end of each line were used acrostically ...


Posted by: joyslinger | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:43 PM
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The first letter of each word could spell "Fuck you, clown." That would be pretty feast.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:43 PM
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Feasible. Thanks, SwiftKey.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:44 PM
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I kind of like "pretty feast" as new slang. Thanks, Cool Kid Minivet!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:45 PM
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1: Well with that kind of attitude they'll never improve Downtown.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:45 PM
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This brick is lemon
flavored. No, really.
Try it.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:45 PM
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I love these suggestions.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:46 PM
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Famously she descended, her red hair
Unbound and bronzed by sea-reflections, caught
Crinkled with sea-pearls. The fine slender taut
Knees that let down her feet upon the air,

Young breasts, slim flanks and golden quarries were
Odder than when the young distraught
Unknown Venetian, painted her portrait.

Commerced too, did I with that golden cloud:
Lipped her delicious hands and had my ease.
Only loveliness demands our courtesies.
With her dead I praised her as I could
Noblly, among the Barberini bees.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:46 PM
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"In case of riot, throw that brick first."

Have an arrow pointing to a brick you don't like.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:46 PM
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20 after John Bishop Peale. But too long I see.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:48 PM
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For unto cozened kin yoking oxen under, cows lief on wattles nibble.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:49 PM
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Also "Nobly"


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:49 PM
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This brick is a palindrome! emordnilap a si kcrib sihT


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:50 PM
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20: Did you change the ending yourself?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:50 PM
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Steal this brick.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:52 PM
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Here comes yoga pants
Here comes yoga pants


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:57 PM
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For unfortunate children: Keep your outlook up; cheerful little optimists walk nobly.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:57 PM
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There's an infinite
number of monkeys
who want to talk to us
about this script for
Hamlet they've
worked out.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:57 PM
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26: I reworked some of his lines (which originally spelled out "Halfass").


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:58 PM
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Ce n'est pas une brique.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:59 PM
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"Across the pale parabola of joy..."


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:59 PM
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Nice panties.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 8:59 PM
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this block was made of
mud and stuff, baked a
long day in a kiln and
somehow got held in my
hand so long enough to
give good toss: thanks


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:02 PM
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More Hitchiker's quotes that could work.

If there's anything
more important than
my ego around, I want
it caught and shot now.

In the beginning the
Universe was created.
This has made a lot of
people very angry and
been widely regarded as
a bad move.

How can I tell that the
past isn't a fiction
designed to account for
the discrepancy between
my immediate sensations
and my state of mind?

(the last has 2 23 character lines, so it would require editing).


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:02 PM
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I think that I shall
Never see a brick as
Lovely as a tree.
But bricks is what
They were selling, so.
-Last-names 2014


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:04 PM
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You're standing on my neck.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:07 PM
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From Ignatz
To Krazy
With Love


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:07 PM
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"Whiskers - 1999 to 2014. Sorry we had to bury you in a mailing tube so you'd fit."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:11 PM
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She's a brick house
Mighty mighty, just
Lettin it all hang out
Oww!

And world peace.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:12 PM
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Imagine a boot
Stepping on a talking
Brick -- Forever.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:14 PM
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Friends Yell Clever &
Unique One-Liners
Cooking Up Odes
Knowing & Witty
____all for Nothing?
The Geebies


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:17 PM
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"It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin brick is too narrow to contain."


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:22 PM
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That was me.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:23 PM
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We want y'all to enjoy
new brick where it was
old before, so much we
pay more than the cost
of mud; it's due to an
honest fear of police.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:27 PM
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||
Totally off topic, but it appears that when your dog spins in circles before dropping dogbombs, it's sensing the earth's magnetic field and lining up to poop on a north-south axis.
|>


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:29 PM
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Knossos was built of
Identical material
Long ago: of it now
Relics alone are here.
One day, not long off,
You too will be gone.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:36 PM
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I-I-I-I-I'm not your stepping stone.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:43 PM
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47 makes me so happy.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:45 PM
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Especially the very last figure in the paper.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 9:50 PM
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Why is everyone suggesting such small bits of text? I don't know the font size but 12 feet by 12 feet should allow for an epic poem or something.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 10:27 PM
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Why is everyone suggesting such small bits of text?

6 lines, 22 characters each.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 10:28 PM
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That's a big font then.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 10:29 PM
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Perfect for getting an important message across, which is why the work we're doing in this thread is so crucial.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 10:44 PM
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ABANDON HOPE ALL
YE WHO ENTER HERE.

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.

GEEBIES 2014


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 10:55 PM
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Pie are round
Brick are square


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 10:59 PM
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47 wins, there's your brick, who wouldn't want to know that.


Posted by: Asteele | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:14 PM
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brick o'lage
brickbats and bouquets
brick'a'brack
cube brick
brick of n
turbricken


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:15 PM
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Some people call me
The space cowboy
Some call me
The gangster of love
Some people call me
Maurice


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:25 PM
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Some people call me
Maurice
heebie-geebie


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:30 PM
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
(no escape from reality)
Open your eyes, look up
To the skies and see

Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters......
Nothing really matters....
To me.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:32 PM
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61 -- Does Heebie Geebie speak of the pompetous of love? I think not.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:35 PM
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Or maybe you could break the taboo and talk about religion:

Oh God said to Abraham
"Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you
Must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No."
Abe say, "What ?"


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:38 PM
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c|k||b|r|i|c|k||b|r|i|
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Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:39 PM
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63: I'm sure she has at some point.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:48 PM
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Maybe she could say something about it via brick.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 1-14 11:52 PM
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To His Clown Mistress:

Friend my love I send to you
Unrequited thought ad hoc
Caught in stone unsensual
Kinky things that we can do
Your makeup I dishevel now
Or paint with oils of my own


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 12:56 AM
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I assume yours is one brick among many? Try this:

Bibles have been thumped
Sinners excoriated
My prayer is humble
Simple, Lord:
I wanna be fellated.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:10 AM
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47 is amazing. Go science!


Posted by: Awl | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:20 AM
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Not to be insulting, but...
Fine til you came along
Do I stutter?
What? I'm just telling the truth!
Just putting that out there
Just saying


Posted by: Awl | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:29 AM
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Seems to call for matrix arithmetic or crosswords, puns on gross, or ASCII art.


Posted by: conflated | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:09 AM
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Will the font be fixed or variable width? Coz I'm thinking flaming ASCII swords. Or boobies.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:32 AM
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I should read to the end of the thread before commenting.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:33 AM
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       ((___))
       [ x x ]
        \   /
        (' ')
         (U)
--cDc--      --cDc--

Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:38 AM
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               .-_|\
              /     \
      Perth ->*.--._/
                   v  <- Tasmania

Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:59 AM
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pre!


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....................
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.........@..........
............d.......
....(o)(o)..........
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Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:59 AM
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Well if we are going for classic rock, might as we go on-topic:

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:05 AM
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48:
  \\\|||///
 \\ ~   ~ //
  | @   @ | 
oOo  (_)  oOo

Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:11 AM
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47, 50: Doesn't the following seem iffy to you? It seems like searching for a correlation after the fact.

The study was truly blind. Although the observers were acquainted with our previous studies on magnetic alignment in animals and could have consciously or unconsciously biased the results, no one, not even the coordinators of the study, hypothesized that expression of alignment could have been affected by the geomagnetic situation, and particularly by such
subtle changes of the magnetic declination. The idea leading to the discovery of the correlation emerged after sampling was closed and the first statistical analyses (with rather negative results, cf. Figure 1) had been performed.

Also I wasn't impressed by their discussion of the possible confounding factor of the position of the sun. The fact that they didn't formally control for it seems a pretty serious flaw, whatever their protestations of the implausibility of a correlation.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:16 AM
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Also I wasn't impressed by their discussion of the possible confounding factor of the position of the sun. The fact that they didn't formally control for it seems a pretty serious flaw, whatever their protestations of the implausibility of a correlation.

Oy. No joke.


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:20 AM
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Here I sit broken-hearted
Shithouse aspirations cruelly thwarted.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:21 AM
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"Future site of mandatory, UN-administered guns for gay porn exchange."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:34 AM
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BETWEEN SUBTLE
SHADING AND THE
ABSENCE OF LIGHT
LIES THE NUANCE
OF IQLUSION
BURMA SHAVE

Or, you know, encrypt it if that makes sense.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:38 AM
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HELP ME I AM STUCK INSIDE THIS BRICK


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:41 AM
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So many of these are brilliant and a few might even pass muster with the DIC.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:43 AM
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Probably taken, but anyway:

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey teacher leave them kids alone
All in all it's just another brick in the wall


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:44 AM
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Our disposable income
Let us show you it


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:44 AM
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Re: magnetic dog poop, my cats have pretty amazing internal clocks. One of them comes to wake me up and demand his crack-like treats between 7:15 and 7:30 every morning.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:47 AM
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We're Jewish!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:49 AM
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89: heh.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:55 AM
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89 made me laugh out loud. Need I say again how much I love all these suggestions? I need to get Jammies' input so that we can start to hone in on a winner.

Font is centered and in all caps, like so.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 6:56 AM
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I didn't laugh out loud because I'm on a bus and I don't want to be the guy laughing to himself on the bus.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:02 AM
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Do tread on me.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:04 AM
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I didn't laugh out loud
because I'm on a bus
and I don't want to be
the guy laughing to
himself on the bus.
- Martin Niemöller


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:07 AM
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Maybe I wasn't supposed to work today. The office temperature is 55 degrees.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:19 AM
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First they came for the brickmakers.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:20 AM
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There's probably going to be a lot with inspirational quotes. How about:

"You're not a winner until you win a game." - Dan Fouts

"We're not a playoff team until we're in the playoffs." - Willie Colon

"You can sink and drown, or you can float. And we out here like Michael Phelps." - DeMar DeRozan

"How come we can't ever just be satisfied with tranquillity?" - Sarah Palin

"Troubled times bring about troubled vibes". - Aaron Carter, "America AO"

"It is hard to imagine breakdancing having anything to do with drinking and drugs," - Vladimir Putin

"We may have broken rules or not known about rules or whatever the case may be, but we did not cheat to get basketball players." - Jim Calhoun


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:28 AM
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"Calm down, tweaker."


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:35 AM
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I've been assuming that spaces count, but from the link I see that it's "up to" 22 characters -- i's take up less space than o's. The real limits are less. For religion, I'm going to go with Blessed are the cheesemakers and for classic rock, either we built this city or there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:40 AM
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flourine uranium
carbon potassium
bismuth technetium
helium sulfur
germanium thulium
oxygen neon yttrium


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:42 AM
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"Calm down, tweaker."

"Shut up, hooker."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:48 AM
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WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO
LOVE YOU KNOW THE RULE
S AND SO DO I A FULL C
OMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M T
HINKING OF YOU WOULDN'
T GET THIS FROM ANY OG


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:54 AM
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You should definitely embed a hyperlink.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:59 AM
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I see London
I see France
I can see
your underpants
Burma Shave


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:04 AM
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106 wins


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:04 AM
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105: I was thinking a code fragment. I tried to write FizzBuzz under the constraints but can't do it in python. A more compact language might work.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:05 AM
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or maybe just link to the fruit basket or something? I'm picturing the kind of thing that ends up on Cake Wrecks.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:13 AM
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Didn't they get deCSS down to like 50 characters?


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:17 AM
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88: Also probably taken, but anyway:

She's a brick and
I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and
I'm headed nowhere


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:31 AM
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<html>
<body>
<a href="http://goatse.cx">
<img src="brick.gif" /></a>
</body>
</html>


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:36 AM
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I am the very model
Of a modern major general.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:41 AM
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Ceci n'est pas un brick.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:41 AM
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She's a brick house Mighty mighty, just Lettin it all hang out Oww!

12x12, what a winning hand.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:43 AM
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114, meet 32.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:44 AM
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Sure, it you want it with authentic French spelling and all.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:46 AM
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"You wanted 12 inches and hard. Here you go."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:48 AM
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Thick


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:54 AM
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I paid $100
and all I got
was this stupid
144 square inches


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:00 AM
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"Before twitter, we had to buy bricks"


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:07 AM
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Buy a bunch of them and recreate the name of God trap from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:23 AM
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If you buy multiple bricks, do you have any control over the relative positioning of them? That opens some possibilities. I'm with stupid ->


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:24 AM
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Freedom in the
United States
Can only mean the
Liberty to own guns,
Worship Jesus and
Never pay taxes!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:44 AM
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Look on these bricks ye
Mighty and despair!
Far beneath
The shifting sands
Lives on the name of
_________!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:51 AM
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for x in\
  ['fizz'*(not i%3)\
  +'buzz'*(not i%5)\
  or i for i
  in range(1,100)]:
  print x #FUCLWN


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 10:02 AM
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126 was me. Have you heard the good news about Acme::EyeDrops, Heebster?


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 10:09 AM
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Friends and
Neighbors
Of
Ricky
Davenport


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 10:11 AM
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Save Ferris


Posted by: Annelid Gustator | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 10:36 AM
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So much depends
Upon what is written
On the red brick
Under the blazing sun
Beside the white chickens


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 11:00 AM
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WHO WANTS TO SEX
          MUTUMBO
                    ?


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 11:02 AM
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Vae brictis.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 11:04 AM
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"Go here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 11:13 AM
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133 Everyone should go there right now.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 11:24 AM
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This Machine Kills Fascists


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 11:45 AM
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Oh Brickey, what a pity, you don't understand.
You twist me by the ankle when you trip me, scrape my hand.
Oh Brickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand.
It's tiles like you, Brickey.
Oh, what you do Brickey, do Brickey,
Don't break my 'tarsal, Brickey.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 12:22 PM
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Toni Basil is 70 years old. I would not have guessed that.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 12:46 PM
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I would have guessed that, in about fifteen years.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 12:54 PM
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In decreasing order of age for people named Toni/Tony, it goes Basil, Orlando, Danza, Blair. I would have gotten more than half of the pair-wise comparisons wrong.

Note: This isn't an exhaustive list of people named Toni/Tony.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 12:59 PM
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Jammies hasn't read the thread, and I've been randomly impulsive about which ones to share with him, but so far "Ceci n'est pas une brique" is in the lead. Does the syntax for saying "This is a brick" in french visually resemble the same line?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:30 PM
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Although I kind of like the sentient brick theme as well. And frankly, if 44 fit, that would be the obvious choice.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:32 PM
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You want the affirmative? I think that would just be Ceci est une brique.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:34 PM
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Stupid wordy Fermat.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:35 PM
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Kilroy doesn't make the shortlist?!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:36 PM
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It's also a shame that 136 is too long.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:37 PM
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Which one is kilroy?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:40 PM
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48. It's an acrostic!!! JP got it!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:41 PM
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Kids today don't know about Kilroy's thing for looking over walls.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:43 PM
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When life gives you mud
Make bricks.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:44 PM
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Buy a bunch of them and recreate the name of God trap from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Damn. I am reminded again of that horrible mistake in that movie. They're looking for the Grail, so it is Christological. The clue is "the Word of God". And they come up with a name. But the name they use is "Jehovah"! Christologically it should be "Jesus". I was totally expecting Indy to fail because of that. And another thing, why does this ancient repository have a tile with the letter "J"?

There, I feel better. (I know that I might be the only person here who was, and is, bothered by this matter.) Back to graven images in Texas.

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Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:49 PM
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Maybe the clue was "the word for 'God'"?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:52 PM
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I wish. It was, unfortunately, quite clear.

Clip is here.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 2:59 PM
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Sous les pavés, la plage!


Posted by: Bave | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:08 PM
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I own 150 and 152. My personal info keeps getting sent down the memory hole.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:13 PM
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153 is a winner!


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:15 PM
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68 to 13, 5


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:21 PM
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156: Nice! I missed the end-of-line acrostic completely -- just caught the Fuck Yo, and figured you were pulling "clown" from the title.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:29 PM
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Wait, no love for 43? Read top to bottom, left to right capitalized letters, ignoring the signature.


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:41 PM
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Also very impressive.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 3:54 PM
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43 rules!


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 4:12 PM
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WARNING!
TELEPORT
AIM POINT


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 4:47 PM
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Toy Surprise Inside!


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 4:59 PM
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THIS SIDE
TOWARDS
ENEMY


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:06 PM
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How do you keep
An idiot busy?
Turn over for answer.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:06 PM
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164: I was thinking of something like that but with "Texan" for "idiot."


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 5:14 PM
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Canonically, it should be "Aggie"


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:04 PM
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White people got
A lot of problems
But they don't mind
Buying a brick


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 7:05 PM
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I think we're going with "Ceci n'est pas une brique." We feel it ages well, and doesn't make us look like we're making fun of our town, and Jammies didn't really hear of the Fuck You Clown thread enough to enjoy the joke.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:05 PM
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I can't believe that you aren't going with the clown-p/orn.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 8:50 PM
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Look behind you!


Posted by: Bave | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:59 PM
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Don't look behind you!


Posted by: Bave | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 9:59 PM
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Ceci n'est pas une brique -- ce n'est bricolage


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 01- 2-14 10:16 PM
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