Re: Do I Get Half a Point if I Say Terry Richardson?

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It's a bullshit test -- they show about 10% of the original picture. You could probably make an equally difficult test comparing porn to stills from McHale's Navy.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 9:43 AM
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"Probably" and "you could" doesn't get me an actual website comparing porn stills to McHale's Navy, asshole.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 9:48 AM
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I just need to partner with somebody who graduated from Stanford as a front man to pitch it Kleiner-Perkins.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 9:51 AM
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How about a website comparing porn stills to McHale's navy asshole?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 10:05 AM
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McHale's navy asshole

I thought you were supposed to bleach your asshole? Or is this like one of those frat jokes where they turn on the light and only one person is actually whacking off doesn't have a navy asshole?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 10:15 AM
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But no worries, I got like 5 haircuts worth of credits on my Supercuts card.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 10:15 AM
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Bleach, eye shadow, whatever.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 10:24 AM
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I think you can generally guess by the quality of the photography (ie, clarity, etc) but they also stick some really bad scans in there, so it's not a given.


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 10:59 AM
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I don't care what they say. If it's full frontal view of somebody not wearing any clothes and there is not even any object in the picture, it's either porn or art. It can't be fashion because there's just a body and a grey backdrop.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 11:04 AM
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17 on the 2nd try


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 11:57 AM
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Like I don't watch porn for fashion inspiration.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 12:26 PM
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I bought Hustler for the articles.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 12:28 PM
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11: Interior decoration tips for me. A lot of interesting couches, for instance.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 12:30 PM
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I covered my couch in Hustler spreads.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 12:32 PM
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Regrettably I gave up pashion or forn quizzes for Lent. But I may refer back after Maundy Thursday.


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 1:11 PM
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14 is wow. Much entendre!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03-28-14 2:51 PM
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it's either porn or art.

Is that even a distinction any more?


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 8:48 AM
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0. I got zero. Of course, the last time I saw any porn was 17 years ago, so.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 7:09 PM
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Now Di has me wondering what various commenters' exposure to porn versus fashion photography has been. This should amuse me for a while!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 7:15 PM
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Does looking at that quiz count?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 7:27 PM
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No, but I still wouldn't wager anything on which end of the spectrum would be your home base.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 7:32 PM
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I don't even see fashion.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 7:51 PM
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40/40, but only by cheating; the answers are all in the page source.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 8:49 PM
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Wow. I got 0, 1, 2, 1. I am not very good at this game. And now I'm going to try to actually read a book.


Posted by: x.trapnel | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 9:29 PM
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1 is basically right. I never got more than 2 so maybe other images are different but if they're trying to make a point about fashion and porn the point seems to be that the two look so different that the only way to make them seem similar is to crop images in misleading ways.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 9:57 PM
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I am the creepiest!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 10:55 PM
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I got up to 20 or so after playing it many times, but only because I started to recognize the images.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-29-14 11:04 PM
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the point seems to be that the two look so different that the only way to make them seem similar is to crop images in misleading ways

Huh, I had the opposite reaction. Clearly the images are cropped in such a way as to sway your choice, but I gathered that the point was to show that they're not that different. Like, if you rock out with your cock out, it's porn unless you're surrounded by expensive sneakers, in which case it's fashion.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 12:27 AM
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Clearly the points, as with all quizzes like this, is that they're not as different as you might think. Obviously they are somewhat different, especially in things like lighting and image composition, which is presumably why they do the cropping.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 12:36 AM
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I tried it again just now and got 31.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 12:39 AM
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It's not totally clear to me if the overall point is that fashion includes more naked people than you'd expect, or that porn has better photography than you'd expect, but both seem to be true.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 12:40 AM
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28: I think their point is what you say. I was saying, following Walt in 1, that their point is bullshit and the way the quiz is designed shows it.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 1:01 AM
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Okay, I finally got them all right. What this reminded me of most was one of those memory test games, but with a lot more nipples and anuses.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 1:17 AM
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Agree with 1 - the cropping is so drastic that this isn't really making any point at all except ""fashion and porn both involve photographing people".


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 2:06 AM
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Agree with 1 - the cropping is so drastic that this isn't really making any point at all except ""fashion and porn both involve photographing people".


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 2:06 AM
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A surprisingly large number of Unfogged threads now involve posting your score.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 2:12 AM
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Hey man, don't get jealous of how many times the rest of us have astroturfed Helen Keller.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 2:37 AM
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I'm exhausted from...bleh horrible work problems, pending dissolution of my business partnership

Sorry you are having a rough time, alameida. Hope these issues get cleaned up.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 03-30-14 4:26 AM
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