Re: Reblogging buzzfeed for bloglame

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This approach is really surprisingly similar to how a lot of people think you should do face recognition.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 7:02 AM
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I'm saddened to see that Xtranormal was not on the list, but a bit of research shows that the company went bust and the technology has been acquired by a new company that's not planning to restore the old functionality. It's too bad, as that was a great site.

Also I totally found the cow.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 7:24 AM
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I have the RunPee app on my phone. It's one of the most useful apps there is.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 7:42 AM
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Check it out, dude totally does look like Obama.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 8:42 AM
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Wasn't "Geoguessr" or the like kind of a thing a few years back? I remember playing it for five minutes, always being at least 5,000 miles off, deciding that chain link fences really are, as Miss Marple might have noted, the same wherever you go, and finding some other stupid thing on the internet to waste my time with. What they really ought to do is have you guess location by grindr photo. "Well, he's uncut, so that rules out the Upper West Side...." Although as Miss Marple might have noted...well, no. She would never have noted that.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:08 AM
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She was the epitome of discretion in all of her hook-ups.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:10 AM
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Miss Marple only booked booty calls through Decr.us


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:11 AM
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Looking at the front page of Lawyers, Guns & Money, I'd say the Green Lantern metaphor has jumped the shark.

On a glowing, green jet ski.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:16 AM
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Of course, the shark is able to leap up and disrupt the jet ski thanks to its invisible yellow aura.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:16 AM
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I think Miss Marple would be shocked that you'd think she'd be shielded from such things in St. Mary Mead.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:20 AM
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Wolfram Alpha is also genuinely useful. Strange list.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:32 AM
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I think I used doesthedogdie for Inside Llewyn Davis. (It has cat prognoses, too.)


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:39 AM
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I can believe that Wolfram Alpha is very useful, but I refuse to actually believe it.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:39 AM
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I think Miss Marple would be shocked that you'd think she'd be shielded from such things in St. Mary Mead.

I recall an anecdote from Robert Scheer about the 1976 campaign in which Jimmy Carter and several of his aids had gone to see the movie Lenny. Afterwards the aids were teasing Carter about the risque humor, and one of them asked, "didn't they have oral sex in Plains GA?" He reported replied, "yes, but they didn't call it that."

Of course, as Robert Scheer noted, it wasn't a coincidence that they would chose to share the story with a reporter from Playboy.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:39 AM
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Miss Marple NC17 Fanfic GO.

On that note, I have to go do a site visit at a faith based program. I am just bursting with fruit flavors.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:42 AM
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Which pocket square is called for?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:43 AM
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Pocket square of Turin.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:48 AM
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The names of some notorious 'mollies' (cross-dressers/homosexuals) from the 1720s: strange patterns. Hardware Nan my favorite. I want to believe "Miss Kitten" was attested in the earliest human records.

(--back to lurking.)


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 10:11 AM
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18: The Princess Seraphina is not listed!


Posted by: AWB | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 10:22 AM
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Actual Sign

WEIGHT ROOM

Jesus Died for Your Sins

Lift Something Heavy!


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 11:04 AM
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That's what John 3:16 says. Sort of.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 11:06 AM
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"For instance, this guilt."


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 11:07 AM
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Just for Smearcase


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 11:15 AM
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23: I have previously mentioned my distant relative who is heavily into "Christian martial arts", which is your standard martial arts purified of the corrupting influence of Eastern religion.


Posted by: knecht ruprecht | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 12:06 PM
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Flurgh.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 12:08 PM
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20: http://memegenerator.net/instance/15263491


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 12:41 PM
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I see the 5K cross carry as the big new event.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 12:44 PM
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26 is beautiful.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 12:52 PM
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Lurid Keyaki, where or how did you find that? Since you're here, more or less, I should tell you that The Both were great in concert, better live than recorded.


Posted by: Count Fosco | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 12:59 PM
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The nicest place on the internet may replace Calming Manatee as my go to place to de-stress.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 1:50 PM
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29: 1) Caleb Crain on Twitter; 2) where were you in the "greatest lyricist of all time" thread??


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 2:12 PM
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I go to Zombo.com when I need to de-stress. You can do anything there... the only limit is yourself.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 2:18 PM
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Re: 24
Western boxing, savate, singlestick, and Cornish wrestling?


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 2:44 PM
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Pankration, the official martial art of the virtuous pagan.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 3:53 PM
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30 is awesome. Also not surprising is that it's like 10 to 1 female:male. Somewhat surprising is that I recognized one of the dudes.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 4:26 PM
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31.2:
Oops, not where I should have been, apparently. Not too late to post there?


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 7:13 PM
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|| Judging by the logo, this place should be using cry, cry, masturbate, cry as their tagline. |>


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 06-24-14 9:48 PM
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