Re: Undoubtedly

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The answer is clearly some sort of buddy system where men only go around in pairs or larger groups in order to protect against false accusations. A single man is just asking to be a victim.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:12 AM
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This works too! Comity!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:13 AM
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I dunno, the way some men dress, it's like they're begging to have false accusations cast against them.


Posted by: conflated | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:16 AM
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If you're going to wear a Roethlisberger jersey, you have to expect that.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:20 AM
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Dick cam, running 24/7, video uplinked to the cloud, so there's a constant record of all boning circumstances.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:20 AM
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GoPro belt buckles is the answer!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:21 AM
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Damn. Wait 30 seconds, get pwned.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:21 AM
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Stupid refractory period.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:23 AM
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6: huh... ew?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:26 AM
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T-shirts with the slogan "I am the 94%", now available in both men's and women's styles.


Posted by: MAE | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 11:29 AM
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So since there isn't a current foreign policy/mid-east weirdness/et cetera thread, gonna drop this here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ojybb7y

On Lebanon's improving security situation, thanks to mainstream Sunnis fighting against IS with the help of Hezbollah. Includes the awesome sentence "Either way, Hezbollah is now playing a starring role in the emerging regional containment strategy for IS, despite its terrorist labeling by some actors."

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Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 1:01 PM
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(With the help of Hezbollah & the cooperation of US, Saudi, Iranian, etc. intelligence, that is.)


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 1:01 PM
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Maybe they could have an orientation for college freshman where they give the boys whistles so that when they are alone with a suspicious female, they could whistle for extra people to come witness the entirely benign coed interaction.


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 2:07 PM
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I think men should consider wearing a special device that grabs a woman's tongue when she's about to make a false accusation. Also, a "Model Accusers" course where women dress up in lots of foam padding while they make pretend false rape accusations so that men can learn how to defend themselves in a supportive environment.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 2:50 PM
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13: When I started working in mental health doing outreach, that was the whole of my agency's response to our concerns about having to be out after dark in certain neighborhoods.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 6:57 PM
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BG, that's horrifying. I got mine at the mandatory freshman rape prevention seminar my first week of college.


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 08-28-14 8:01 PM
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