Re: Enjoy This

1

According to the doctor, I have only a 3% chance of having a cardiac event in the next ten years. I might live to 60 and still want to vote.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:00 AM
horizontal rule
2

"Now we have cut the fat, and we are having to cut bone," said Ken E. Weinberg, the water resources director for the San Diego County Water Authority, which provides water to the Santa Fe Irrigation District. "Now there is more emphasis on changing to water-efficient landscapes. You have all this grass. Do you really need that front lawn? That's where the focus is turning in Southern California."

That is an interesting definition of "cutting bone".


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:07 AM
horizontal rule
3

There's already a circumcision thread.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:13 AM
horizontal rule
4

That very article is the reason it is fine for you to move to San Diego. There is plenty of urban water, but some neighborhoods and water districts are being jackasses about it. Were San Diego really approaching shortages at the health and safety level, Rancho Santa Fe could be forced by state authorities to transfer water.

What that article reflects is that drought hasn't been very serious yet.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:31 AM
horizontal rule
5

That's not the answer I was hoping for. Someone tell me that Southern California is going to be a hellscape in twenty years. I mean a different hellscape.*

*I like Southern California, but I wasn't going to let anyone else make the joke.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:38 AM
horizontal rule
6

I've been watching a lot of Rockford Files lately. It's really making me want to move to Southern California in the 1970s.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:44 AM
horizontal rule
7

Someone put Jake Gittes on the case.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:46 AM
horizontal rule
8

Naw, the big cities will do fine for water. They can afford the infrastructure and purchase water or vote to override water rights. Ag will lose a lot of water. Small cities can't afford the infrastructure to have secure water, except for Rancho Santa Fe, which can afford whatever it wants.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:47 AM
horizontal rule
9

My dad and cousins are getting some sort incentive to change their irrigation set-up. I think it's part of the Ogallala Aquifer Initiative. Anyway, they are switching from furrow irrigation to center pivot irrigation of the fancy kind that shoots down instead of up.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:51 AM
horizontal rule
10

I mean a different hellscape.

Don't worry, the water thing might work out but the heat, traffic, and ridiculous housing prices seem to be increasing every year.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:51 AM
horizontal rule
11

I legitimately agree with the voting cap. Some 70-year-olds are fully capable of making informed, intelligent political decisions. So are some 15-year-olds.


Posted by: torque | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:53 AM
horizontal rule
12

Oh, when I propose disenfranchising the elderly , the stupid and the unpropertied I'm "bad" and "antidemocratic," but when ogged does it he gets onto the front page.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:53 AM
horizontal rule
13

Half-measures! It's time to go full Logan's Run!

Oops! I'm always forgetting how old I am.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:57 AM
horizontal rule
14

Megan, you're killing me. The way you tell it, property values will actually go way up in the cities, because they'll be the only places to be in California.

Flippanter, did your proposal have symmetry? People love symmetry.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:58 AM
horizontal rule
15

8: But what will happen to Neptune in the water wars?


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:58 AM
horizontal rule
16

He'll win - he's the Lord of the Oceans.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:59 AM
horizontal rule
17

14.2: Extra votes for the young, the smart and the propertied!


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:59 AM
horizontal rule
18

14.2: Come on, ogged, no need to pretend. We all know it's because Mexicans always get preferential treatment.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:59 AM
horizontal rule
19

Oh, wait, Veronica Mars. Sorry.

(Actually what with the incest thing, VM was fairly close to Chinatown already.)


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:59 AM
horizontal rule
20

Property qualifications that disenfranchised equal numbers from the top and bottom of the economic scale might improve things.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:00 AM
horizontal rule
21

If we really do want symmetry.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:01 AM
horizontal rule
22

8. Agriculture in CA wastes a lot of water, because it's cheaper to waste it than conserve it. Conserving it while maintaining the same productivity requires a lot of infrastructure that's more expensive than water ... now.

12. Perhaps we should disenfranchise trolls.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:03 AM
horizontal rule
23

The way you tell it, property values will actually go way up in the cities, because they'll be the only places to be in California.

Property values will go way up, quite temporarily, when thirsty people move to Rancho Santa Fe to eatjuice the rich.


Posted by: Bave | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:06 AM
horizontal rule
24

22: I think you just mansplained, bro.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:06 AM
horizontal rule
25

It's time to go full Logan's Run!

In this case I think you mean Wild in the Streets. 14 or fight!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:07 AM
horizontal rule
26

When people started naming their kids "Logan" I was so confused. I didn't associate it with anything but Logan's Run. I had no idea about Wolverine's given name. Then I had no idea I knew so many nerds.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:10 AM
horizontal rule
27

24 made me laugh. There is apparently to be no rest for the new mother water engineer!

I think urban California is a long way from coming to grips with the infrastructure costs we're going to incur, for example to move treated wastewater about, but the cities particularly on the coast are rich enough we'll get there. Wealthy suburbs will as well. Poor rural communities and totally absurd middle class/working class ranchette subdivisions (think 5 acre lots for firefighters) in the foothills with a CSD relying on groundwater are going to be hosed. There's a policy argument to be made for addressing the rural ag worker communities (these people grow our food!) but not the ranchettes.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:33 AM
horizontal rule
28

It's time to go full Logan's Run!
Oops! I'm always forgetting how old I am.

The makers of the movie didn't seem to care how old many of the main actors were.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 9:53 AM
horizontal rule
29

24. It's okay though as long as I don't manspread, right?


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 10:27 AM
horizontal rule
30

Just no man-mountaining.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 10:37 AM
horizontal rule
31

The makers of the movie didn't seem to care how old many of the main actors were.

Are we talking about Logan's Run or Veronica Mars?


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 10:39 AM
horizontal rule
32

27: In SE Tulare County (mostly east of Porterville), the wells are running dry. As a temporary workaround, they're installing big plastic water tanks in the front yard of houses. They hook those water tanks to the house plumbing* (well, that's a current fight, since the tank installers don't want to get building permits to alter the house plumbing system for the new source), and deliver water by truck a couple of times a week.


Posted by: Mooseking | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 12:24 PM
horizontal rule
33

I think the name "Logan" just went through a phase of popularity among people who weren't necessarily familiar with either Logan's Run or Wolverine. It's the "Madison" and "Savannah" crowd. Isn't there a Logan, Utah?

As for relocating and/or settling in water-challenged regions, why? What's the upside, just climate and property values? We know what the downside is.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 12:50 PM
horizontal rule
34

32 last. Where do they get the water from, China?


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 1:39 PM
horizontal rule
35

How about: seniors can't vote on their own, but each senior can confer voting power to one otherwise-ineligible person of their choice---under-18s, nonresidents, felons, etc.. Ballots remain secret. You can't endorse the same person in more than one election.

I have no idea what effect this would have but "random chaos" sounds better than the status quo.


Posted by: Scomber mix | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 5:08 PM
horizontal rule
36

Someone tell me that Southern California is going to be a hellscape in twenty years.

There's always Warren Zevon's expectation that California will slide into the ocean ("like the mystics and statistics say it will").


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 5:17 PM
horizontal rule
37

35: Are we restricting recipients to one vote apiece, or allowing for over-connectors to over-vote?


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 5:23 PM
horizontal rule
38

37: If you allow overvotes, I think the system reduces quickly to "all under-18s vote" because the parties will systematically organize over-connectors. Every district would have one left-leaning 70-year-old who endorses all the likely-Dems and one right-leaning 70-year-old who endorses all the likely-GOPs. Not that that's a bad outcome on the ground, but a one-to-one system seems to preserve at least appearance of enfranchisement. And some of the substance.


Posted by: Scomber mix | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 5:41 PM
horizontal rule
39

38 can't be what would happen, because the 70 year olds have only one vote to *give* apiece. It would be a disenfranchised 15yo or such who can charm all the county 70-year-olds out of their votes.


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 5:43 PM
horizontal rule
40

35: how about RANDOM LOT?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 5:54 PM
horizontal rule
41

39: So basically a charismatic electoral college.


Posted by: Scomber mix | Link to this comment | 12- 3-14 8:04 PM
horizontal rule
42

40: just been reading Robin Lane Fox. Random lot plus occasional ostracism is an appealling idea.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 12- 4-14 2:58 AM
horizontal rule
43

I've been advocating random lot for replacing the House of Lords for decades. Maybe my time is coming.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 12- 4-14 3:16 AM
horizontal rule
44

Undocumented home-health aids might finally get some representation in Congress.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 12- 4-14 4:38 AM
horizontal rule
45

36: well, once California tumbles into the sea, that'll be the day I go back to my old school, per Steely Dan. to be honest that's about right.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 12- 4-14 5:11 AM
horizontal rule
46

35 et al. I wrote a paper back in the day for a Government class where I suggested that representatives should get voting power equal to the number of people who voted for them, and the voters could change their "delegation" at any time. There would be a threshold of votes a representative would need, to keep the size of Congress manageable.

Nothing about 15 or 70 year olds though.

I got a C.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 12- 4-14 5:54 AM
horizontal rule
47

If we couldn't vote past the age of 65 or whatever it would at least get the Clintonista shitfucks off my back. I could just beam in a senile way and tell them that I could not vote but that I hated them worse than death itself.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 12- 5-14 2:53 AM
horizontal rule