Re: Guest Post - Shark!

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My only internet is a cell phone with t-mobile. It's like dial-up, except that it cuts out more often.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 9:23 AM
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Which is to say, not clicking your link isn't to imply it isn't golden.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 9:26 AM
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I wish they hadn't beeped the shit out of every fucking thing he said.


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 10:49 AM
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4: Alternatively, they could have made the entire narrative a giant string of beeps from the beginning.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 10:54 AM
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Or tweaked the beeps to spell out "fuck!" in Morse code


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 11:05 AM
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I just love how excited he is.


Posted by: J, Robot | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 11:09 AM
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While on the subject of Greenland Shark, here is a charming tale of Canadian kindness to animals.


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 11:09 AM
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Also, I imagine a charming "After you Claud" dance as they negotiate which one gets to pull the rotting hunk of moose from the jaws of the blind shark.


Posted by: Nworb Werdna | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 11:10 AM
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I couldn't help pitying the guy in the video because his drop camera apparently can't pan.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 12:44 PM
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I am watching with the sound off and all I have to say is

1) That windswept tundra looks pleasantly far from my office
and
2) Hellooooo, sharkologist!


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 1:04 PM
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Sharkologists hold pieces of meat, but that doesn't mean you can treat them like one.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 2:01 PM
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Their lidless eyes are up here, Smearcase.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 2:32 PM
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I think the shark is kind of charming too.


Posted by: conflated | Link to this comment | 12-26-14 11:21 PM
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It seems germane to point out that the Norwegian film "Kon-Tiki" which I saw last night a) is very good and b) contains a lot of 1) shirtless Scandinavian men and 2) sharks. Something for everyone really.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 12-27-14 5:05 AM
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14: Sexist


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 12-27-14 9:21 AM
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