Huh. And I thought you were joking about the pun on "lay" and "sex with underage people." Just shows where my mind is.
No, your mind and my mind are in the same place: I was joking about that.
Well, in that case, can we establish what would qualify as an uncommon lay definition?
Well, if you (and your friends, say) generally agree that it's acceptable to sleep with any post-pubescent person, but not with any pre-pubescent person, that would be an uncommon lay definition of statutory rape, no?
Oh, I thought the definition of an uncommon lay would be multiple orgasms. But that's me.
(Thanks for lobbing that one up there, btw.)
I don't disagree with the English usage, but the pun deserves immediate imposition of the death penalty, no appeal allowed.