1

Back on the veldt, the ur-breast partied sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 10:38 AM

2

I feel like this must be a reference to something but I'm sitting with it as just weird for a while before I google it.

Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 11:19 AM

3

I find myself singing it to the tune of Tom Lehrer's "Lobachevski":

"Calm your tit
Let no excitement come to harm your tit..."

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 11:34 AM

4

Google won't de-weird it. http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/804585-calm-your-tits

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 1:10 PM

5

The drawing doesn't really clarify things, but it does give me a very good sense of what is being described.

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 1:58 PM

6

"...Remember never to alarm your tit. .."

Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 1:59 PM

7

"But don't arm your tit"

Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 3:13 PM

8

"Just calm ur tit, calm ur tit, calm ur tit.
Only be sure always to call it please, Mutumbo."

Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 3:17 PM

9

Our backyard is paved in asphalt. I want a sampler for our back entryway that says "Das Gras noch müssen wir ausreißen, damit es grün bleibt." I know a bunch of people who'd get it, but only maybe 3 or 4 of them are ever likely to be at our house. It would make me happy every day though.

Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 5:45 PM

10

I don't get it, even with the help of Google translate.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 6:11 PM

11

It's ironic asphalt.

Posted by: biohazard | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 6:40 PM

12

I've never read Mauser but I should.

Posted by: lourdes kayak | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 9:10 PM

13

Alarm your tit, arm your tit, this feels like a very bad verse to "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered."

Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 03- 1-15 11:24 PM

14

1: I just heard that song for the first time tonight. while learning how to sing it.

Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 12:23 AM

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Remember what the Dormouse spit
Calm ur tit

Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 7:21 AM

16

14 is kind of appalling. I hope it was a nice cave you were in.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 7:22 AM

17

He was probably avoiding it on purpose, it's fucking dreadful. Also it's two hundred miles from Kilimanjaro to the Serengeti so good luck with that.

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 7:59 AM

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18: My wife is working on a cross-stitch for a friend's wedding this upcoming weekend. Because they run the local Bad Film Society, it's a Troll 2 quote. "You can't piss on hospitality! I wont allow it." Piss is in yellow, of course...

Posted by: Mooseking | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 9:58 AM

19

Do other people get the "Africa" chorus in their head every time they flush a "Toto" brand urinal, or is that just me?

Posted by: lourdes kayak | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 9:22 PM

20

Me also. Plus whenever I hear of Kansas or rain.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 2-15 9:28 PM